Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! Welcome to my profile. Have a seat, make yourself
comfortable. Oh... You're already sitting you say? Awkward...
I am, admittedly, a bit of an introvert, though I'm really outgoing
around people I've known a while. If left alone I can be kind of a
home body; writing, gaming, reading, chatting, conducting
horrifying science experiments in my kitchen (some people call it
cooking, I'm still on the fence). However, there is always
adventure bubbling just below the surface.
I love being out in nature, especially when I can drag as many
people along as possible. If an opportunity comes up to go camping,
hiking, swimming or the like it's a safe bet I'm already packing to
go. I'm pretty open when it comes to entertainment, and it's really
easy to get me excited to do something. Suggest something fun and
odds are good that I'm on board.
To me, the most attractive quality in a woman is to see the fire of
intelligence burn in her eyes. Metaphorical fire. Though... I
suppose if you could create literal fire with your mind that'd be
pretty hot as well.
Oh, and being a huge nerd helps!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out what I WANT to be doing with it, mainly. Just taking
each day as it comes and enjoying it however I can.
I just got a job working in school kitchens. It's not glamorous or
anything, but it beats the hell out of nothing.
I just started learning to play the guitar. I still have zero idea
what I'm doing, but it's a lot of fun!
The end game will hopefully be writing fantasy novels
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading minds. No, really. Think of something for a few seconds.
Visualize it clearly in your head...
Is it a cat? ... No? Oh well, I'm sure somebody reading this will
be horribly impressed.
Speaking entirely in movie quotes. Devastatingly useful, I
Oh and asking bizarre hypothetical questions, can't forget that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My roguish charm.
That I'm really tall.
My sense of humor.
I can't help you beyond that, for I am not People. You're People
though, why don't you tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books all seem to come in series format. What can I
say, I like to read about the same characters for several thousand
pages at a time.
by Jim Butcher (And no, I super hated the TV show.)
Also by Butcher
of Ice and Fire
by George R.R. Martin
Night Angel trilogy
by Brent Weeks
by Carol Berg
The Sword of
series by Terry Goodkind
The Incarnations of
series by Piers Anthony
Lets play What am I reading right now?
: Brimstone Angels
by Erin M. Evans.
My current favorite movies:
(All of them.), Back to the Future
The Nightmare Before
, Monty Python
and the Holy Grail
, Hot Fuzz
, Worlds End
, Shaun of the Dead
, Bruce Almighty
Versus the World
, Terminator 2
, The Dark Knight
Horrible's Sing Along Blog
, Let Me In
, The Crow
. Mostly anything involving
zombies. I also have a fascination with stop motion films and the
enormous amount of effort that goes into them. Honestly, this list
would probably change every time you ask me what my favorites
, The Walking Dead
, Adventure Time
, Agents of
,Orange Is The New Black
, Breaking Bad
, How I Met Your
, Buffy The Vampire
(I pretty much like anything Joss Whedon
or Nathan Fillion
I'm also a big anime fan, but I wanted to keep the list separate
from normal TV. Some of the best series I've seen off the top of my
, Jojo's Bizarre
, Busou Renkin
, Puella Magi Madoka
, Gurren Laggan
I like lots of different genres, from classic piano, to power
metal, to opera and j-rock. I'll just list a couple bands in no
particular order or rank. Running The Risk
, Saving Abel
, Three Days Grace
, Yoko Kanno
, Blind Guardian
, Yoshida Brothers
Confession time: I think I might be the only person in the Portland
area that doesn't like Mumford & Sons.
I think the best song in existence is Into Free - Dangan by B'z.
Quadruple radical-awesome bonus points if you know where it's
Food, food... Hrm, what don't I like, that would be a much simpler
question to answer. I hate onions, peppers and mushrooms. It's the
texture, not the taste.*hurk*
I'll list a few video games for funzies:
, Super Smash Brothers
, League of Legends
, Tomb Raider
, The Walking Dead
, Guild Wars 2
, Red Dead Redemption
, Guitar Hero
, Golden Sun
, Castlevania: Order
, Batman Arkham Asylum
Far Cry 3
. Plus a
whole slew of others, but these games outline my tastes fairly
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Does this list mean go forever without? Or just be separated from
for any amount of time. I don't know, I'm going to write it as
going forever without.
1 - Friends
2 - Adventure
3 - Books
4 - Computer
5 - Imagination
6 - Cheese. What? It's good on everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the wonderful characters I have fighting to get out of my head
and on to paper -- And the terrible trials I will have to put them
I have a habit of thinking about things I can't possibly do
anything about. Such as mortality. Or the fact that the earth is
speeding around in an absurdly dangerous bubble filled with
fireballs and rocks hurtling at trans-light speeds... Which I guess
is also related to mortality. A pattern emerges! But yeah, space is
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Preparing for the weekly D&D campaign I run. We're running
Hoard of the Dragon Queen, the first 5th edition module. (If the
tell-tale klaxon of your nerd alarm is blaring in your head I
suggest turning back now, the rabbit hole only gets deeper from
Other than that mostly just relaxing after a week of work, maybe
catching up on my TV backlog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Everything else here has only been a ruse. My real identity is
Gorblax, thirteen tentacled horror beast. Herald of doom from an
unfathomable dimension. I sit atop a throne of skulls, awaiting the
perfect moment to rain destruction upon the realm of mortals.
Yeah, you're not buying this at all, are you?
I suppose I should say that I have fairly bad social anxiety. I can
be pretty quiet around new people as I'm never quite sure how I
should be acting until I've gotten to know you a bit. This is
especially true for phones. I usually try to avoid phone calls
whenever I can, so if that's the only way you like to communicate
that could cause problems (at least at first). Not the most
attractive information, I know! But honesty is the best
I've also been known to enjoy a terrible pop song or two.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Because it has been a problem in the past, I'm going to put
this here: I have zero interest in being part of a polyamorous
relationship. I'm a one woman kind of guy, and I'm looking
for a one man kind of girl. Sorry poly folks, I'm not judging you,
it's just not for me.
You have any questions, or just feel like chatting.
You are looking for somebody to have incredibly philosophical
If you're a Browncoat.
If you want to give me guitar lessons~ Come on... I'll be your best
Or, if you went for the cat thing, you want to talk about my
amazing psychic powers.
You read my whole profile. Kudos!
But really, if you vote me up on quickmatch or something and hope I
notice you... I probably will! But I'm kinda-sorta god awful at
being the aggressor. It happens, but you'll have better luck if you
just say hi to me. I promise not to bite.
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