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32 M Nottingham, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:33pm
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Other (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
possibly not as mad as this profile suggests, an intense and developed sense of *meh* has so far prevented me from updating it. We apologise for the inconvenience, please press the back button on your browser now.

Artistic and somewhat schizophrenic I spend much of my time in my studio painting, or in my garage doing something to my motorbike. I work in publishing & media, and I really enjoy it. But far more than that I enjoy the people that I've known, I've not always been a straightforward character.

If you want to know more about me then please message me as I'm quite happy to appreciate more people. My responses may be flippant, poetic, confusing or even highly sexually charged. But be advised ( and this is mostly for those guys on here who spend a lot of time operating their PC with their non-dominant hand,) If you're going to send nothing but perverted nonsense or poorly written solicitations then just don't bother. k? k...

I am twisted, artsy, and a bad bad bad rubber pigg
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
at 27, I wish I knew. Thanks you OkCupid for asking hard and soul destroying questions....

My life right now is about reconfiguration. Killing off the old, if you like. In order to 'purify' space for the new. So if you already know me, lock your doors and windows.If you left your back door unlocked I'm probably going round your kitchen now with a can of gasoline/ lighter fluid, (depending on the budget this week).

The trauma of the new decade aside, I'm working. Alot. I organise author events and related media marketing stuff at a local level for The Organisation. I have got to meet some pretty cool people doing this including Joe Hill and Jonathan Dimbleby, Charlaine Harris, Danny Wallace, Jasper Fforde, I could go on but what's the point? I enjoy my job but the stress of it can build up at times. Especially during the summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm told my paintings are pretty good. But ever the self-critic I'm not so sure. Given my classical, (and horribly expensive) education as an artist they should be better.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I haven't met you yet you'll notice the big dark blue eyes, the hair, the sharp suit covering unnecessary body armour, and the warm, welcoming smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Now how am I supposed to answer those four separate questions in any kind of ordered way?

I work with alot of books around me. I rarely read or watch the usual crap, (the Twilight Saga has passed me by I'm afraid but here's a spoiler: girl meets boy, there are a few problems.)

My music tastes are far too varied. from avant garde Italians Linea 77 to mid-west folk like Ani DiFranco

I'm a fickle vegetarian so don't try to cook for me. Just make the damn coffee.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
body armour, Keffiyeh, eye-liner, motorcycle, my friends, coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the studio painting. Yes I have a studio. And it has a drinks cabinet in it. A fully stocked drinks cabinet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of squirrels. So terrified that the only time you'll find me not wearing any kind of body armour is when I'm in bed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're one of my old friends and you want to give me your new address along with your overall sleeping habits, work times, possible security arrangements...

You know what the term Switch means. Or you have at some point felt the isolation that is being genuinely bi.

You read Bizarre magazine or MCN or SCHnews on a regular basis. or you're a fledgling author trying to get somewhere.

you can nudge-nudge, wink-wink get me through my big-cc test. :)