Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Zakappel

27 M Corona, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Every time I come back and read my profile after time has passed, i never really like what's there, You can't really put your personality on paper like that. Who you are is too dynamic to boil down into a few paragraphs. Sure, you may say something that catches one person's attention, but then you could alienate someone else; and who's to say you attracted the person that's actually your good match?

Every conversation is unique, every face to face interaction tells you more about a person than a week of texting and emailing ever could. So with that, i hesitate to go on and on about my likes and dislikes, with self promotion, with any attempts at clever rants to show off how good of a catch I am.

That being said, some basic info: i have a decent job (career,) full time employed, i live alone in my own apartment. I like to drink but I don't like to party. I'm not unfriendly, but i'm much more anti social than social butterfly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it, being happy, all that good stuff.

Cooking. All the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I cook all the time. I have gotten to the point where I can pretty much cook whatever I'm in the mood for, and most of the time it's better than I could get at a nearby take out place anyway. It helps also that where I live now the take out sucks. But no worries, I want Thai food: I got a mothafuckin wok, I want tacos with carnitas, time to break out the Dutch oven, in the mood for a steak? Moo bitches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll tell you one thing i could do without, jesus. Definitely could do without him. And all the other god stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much time ya got buddy?

Why some people put up a profile picture with 5 other people in it... Are we playing where's waldo?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sacrificing a fucking goat to cthulu..... but really, I don't know; whatever comes up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a dumb section.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You shouldn't message me if you live outside of NYC.

You got a fucked up, racist, morbid, evil joke to tell.