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ZakkasaurusRex

29 Minneapolis, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 22–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for a cool chick that has an attention span long enough to last my 3 week stint at work. Haven't met one yet. Still have my fingers crossed, however...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working a 3-week on/3-week off schedule on an oil field near Prudhoe Bay, Alaska. Spending the rest of my time working out, playing guitar, volunteering, and planning for the future of myself/others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Calling bullshit. Helping others. Getting things done. Standing up for people/getting kicked out of bars. Making people laugh/feel comfortable/feel better about themselves. Bringing humor to everything. I can bring energy to ANY gathering...
If I'm not making you think or making you laugh, I consider myself "fucking up"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Kindness, understanding, self-deprication, opinionated, intelligence, balls (figurative). I say exactly what's on my mind. I welcome differing views/opinions. I'm brutally honest, but with great tact. I have a LOT of energy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: Derek, the Office, Parks and Rec., Community, Archer, South Park, Oddities, Arrested Development, Walking Dead, Scrubs, and anything history/science/animal related on Science/Discovery/Nat Geo/Animal Planet/History Channel

Music: Metal and Dance music mostly.
Anything that inspires thought, movement, or motivation...

Books: Catcher in the Rye, To Kill A Mockingbird, Johnny Get Your Gun, the Outsiders,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Guitars/Drums/Music
Weights
A Big TV
Comedy
Moral Compass
Cats (if you can't appreciate this, there's no need to continue reading)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The quality of people in our society. The problems we create and allow. Comedy. Music. The Environment. Vacation destinations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, or likely at a bar with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty sure this site is bullshit...and 80% of the men and women on here are wasting everyone else's time...since we as a society are losing the ability to speak/communicate as we only do so in text, and waste time not saying what is truly on our minds...
I'd love you to prove me otherwise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're up to it! I welcome ANYONE to share a message/question/comment/insult. However, if you're looking for a long-term relationship, I expect you to be a genuinely good person. And if you have one or more of the following traits, our chances of long-term success is less likely...
THANKS FOR READING!

THINGS THAT ANNOY ZACK:
-Country and Rap "Music"
-Youngest Children
-Someone who can't handle eating a frozen pizza
-Someone who won't talk on the phone for 2 minutes, but will text the same info over 15 mins
-Getting over 10% of your meals from a restaurant
-Moodiness
-Unwillingness to plan or figure-out important dates, etc.
-Inconsideration or disrespect
-If you've slept with more men than could fit in your bedroom