ZakkasaurusRex
30 Hutchinson, MN
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My self-summary
Looking for a cool chick that has an attention span long enough to last my 3 week stint at work. Haven't met one yet. Still have my fingers crossed, however...

Living near family in Hutchinson while I'm still working in AK. Looking forward to moving to the Metro at some point...but waiting until I make some friends/find someone in the area before I do so. I have no problem commuting to meet up. Having 3 weeks with nothing to do allows me this luxury :). However, if I find someone in the area, I may stay...

I have no shame. I will make you laugh. I have my shit together. I can be a jackass. 😊
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working a 3-week on/3-week off schedule on an oil field near Prudhoe Bay, Alaska. Spending the rest of my time working out, playing guitar, volunteering, and planning for the future of myself/others.
I’m really good at
Calling bullshit. Helping others. Getting things done. Standing up for people. Organizing. Being creative. Making people laugh/feel comfortable/feel better about themselves. Bringing humor to everything. I can bring energy to ANY gathering...
If I'm not making you think or making you laugh, I consider myself "fucking up"
The first things people usually notice about me
Kindness, understanding, self-deprication, opinionated, intelligence, balls (figurative). I say exactly what's on my mind. I welcome differing views/opinions. I'm brutally honest, but with great tact. I have a LOT of energy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Derek, the Office, Parks and Rec., Community, Archer, South Park, Oddities, Arrested Development, Walking Dead, Scrubs, and anything history/science/animal related on Science/Discovery/Nat Geo/Animal Planet/History Channel

Music: Metal and Dance music mostly.
Anything that inspires thought, movement, or motivation...
An appreciation for the Beatles and Pink Floyd is a must. If you can sit in a car with me and at least tolerate a playlist of Lamb of God and Lady GaGa, you'll alread have earned my respect and desire...

Books: Catcher in the Rye, To Kill A Mockingbird, Johnny Get Your Gun, the Outsiders,
The six things I could never do without
My Guitars/Drums/Music
Weights
A Big TV
Comedy
Moral Compass
Cats (if you can't appreciate this, there's no need to continue reading)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The quality of people in our society. The problems we create and allow. Comedy. Music. The Environment. Vacation destinations, house designs, retirement
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, or likely at a bar with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty sure this site is bullshit...and 80% of the men and women on here are wasting everyone else's time...since we as a society are losing the ability to speak/communicate as we only do so in text, and waste time not saying what is truly on our minds...
I'd love you to prove me otherwise.
You should message me if
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