Laid back, funny, fun....& all of my ducks are in a row...that's a good summation
Sometimes, my lack of a filter; upsets people...but no one who I hold in high regard
Active too...gotta' have active
Well-Read
Educated & an ability to switch between Art Nerd, Foodie, Tech Dork, & Goofball
No one seems to know when I'm kidding...which is awesome

I've declared 2013 as the year of Creativity. Meaning, I'm seriously starting a network on youtube of insanely hilarious shows. And.......doing way more stand up

Attempting make kids in the hospital's lives a little better.
I started a consortium of independent businessmen, like myself, who donate 15% of their yearly income to various Children's Charities, w/o any press or public acknowledgement..thus keeping it about the kids & less about public praise. Well....I guess it's not so "secret" now

I wrote 2 books that no one read. Now it's time to write the great American Story. "Mine is about a futuristic Amusement Park, where dinosaurs are brought back to life, using advanced cloning techniques. I call it 'Billy & The Clone-a-saurus'".

Trying to Successfully fit a Canoe atop my Honda

I went to India last year.

I'm at 8 miles of running a day w/o anyone chasing me.

Realizing that I REALLY NEED a Crunk Cup to match my street cred

I'm really good a lot of things, including the ability to be the best at being humble.
Actually, I'm the funniest guy you'll meet. It's always a joke unless it's prefaced with "seriously".

my height
I am often times confused for a male model, of the hand model variety
an ability to ramble on and on about almost anything
I bought all the art
The massive array of Boy Band shirts I own.
I care about women's rights; hence not voting Republican
I've kind of lived everywhere

Books: Vonnegut, Steinbeck, (everyone on here has David Sedaris, whom I like; but did you know he has a funny sister?) Amy Sedaris, too many to list..wait, Does a biopic about Motley Crue count as a book? (JK)

Movies: Love Actually(I know, corny), Chasing Amy, The Jerk, Donnie Darko....seriously...this may take some time
This is wrong...I don't really like Donnie Darko

Shows: Venture Bros, Community, Coco, ATHF, or whatever they changed the name to; but it will always be ATHF to me. I cut the cable cord this year, meaning that the apple TV is getting used infrequently & that I'm really in love with Hulu
I'm realizing that the premise of the show "How I Met Your Mother" is being told to either the most patient children on earth, or to some deaf kids.

Music: Old School Soul, Fugazi, Bowie, Divine Fits, Wilco, the national, Spoon, archers of loaf, superchunk, Ramones, All 3 Hank's, Jack White, Pretty Lights, Mars Volta....this may take awhile.... many many more.

Food: I don't eat crap I tend to end up eating things I can't pronounce, but they usually kick ass...right now it's Southern Indian & Sushi. And organic free-range something or the other

1. Laughter
2. Vocabulary
3. Wit
4. Fun
5. Travel
6. family/friends/dogs
& kitten vids via youtube

Why this website insists on suggesting people "I might Like" who haven't been online in 2 years
Why did Yao Ming look confused when I asked him to carry me around the Galleria parking lot to find my car?(True story)
"Talking & Not Talking"

No Friday Night is typical...sorry if that's a turn off

I've been all over Europe, South America, & Asia; but I've never been to Indiana. Don't know if that's a bad thing or not
I Actually Read your profile
I own 2, yes 2 fake Chanel shirts...thanks thrift stores
I'm so nerdy, that if you wore a Boba Fett helmet & a bikini, I'd probably propose to you

If you know where my screen name came from
You're honest with yourself. Example: if you're shaped like a Pop-Tart, don't describe yourself as curvy. I'm not hunky. I know this. I accept this. Accept who you are so we can all live longer

You understand that Straight Men don't take pics of themselves with their friends. I don't remember ever exclaiming to my guy friends, "Lean in so we can capture the moment!"

You don't put a whole lot of stock in the can questions about religion & what not. Religion is a very personal thing. My Dad is Atheist & my Mom is Religious....I fall somewhere in the middle. I used to identify as Christian. However, the xenophobic & misogynist Right Wing of this country have made being Christian a vulgar thing. So much so that I want no part of any religion that cannot follow the rules in which it is theorized to live by.

Also, if you think that there's actually a "liberal media", we might not get along

I don't drink, but I'm not a preachy jerk about it. Drink all you want...I'm usually someone's Designated Driver & I know more about wine & alcohol than most bartenders...so don't hold the not drinking against me PLEASE...or do, just leave the bar before me