Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Laid back, funny, fun....& all of my ducks are in a
row...that's a good summation
It's time to find that person who can be the "everything" though
I'm not sure this is the place for it
Sometimes, my lack of a filter; upsets people...but no one who I
hold in high regard
Active too...gotta' have active
Educated & an ability to switch between Art Nerd, Foodie, Tech
Dork, & Goofball
No one seems to know when I'm kidding...which is awesome.
I almost always have tickets to some sort of event or other.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've declared 2014 as the year I write....I just hope those love
songs I'm penning called A Handful of Dick aren't misconceived as
Actually, someone actually hired me to write for their paper...or
as some in this town would put it, a "pinko commie rag."
Attempting make kids in the hospital's lives a little better.
I started a consortium of independent businessmen, like myself, who
donate 15% of their yearly income to various Children's Charities,
w/o any press or public acknowledgement..thus keeping it about the
kids & less about public praise. Well....I guess it's not so
I wrote 2 books that no one read. Now it's time to write the great
American Story. "Mine is about a futuristic Amusement Park, where
dinosaurs are brought back to life, using advanced cloning
techniques. I call it 'Billy & The Clone-a-saurus'".
Rappers instant Messaging me on Facebook has really upped my street
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good a lot of things, including the ability to be the
best at being humble.
Actually, I'm the funniest guy you'll meet. It's always a joke
unless it's prefaced with "seriously".
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm super nice...not creepily
I am often times confused for a male model, of the hand model
an ability to ramble on and on about almost anything
The massive array of Boy Band shirts I own.
I care about women's rights; hence not voting Republican
I've kind of lived everywhere
I feel sorry for people who live in Austin
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Vonnegut, Steinbeck, I'm wondering if I'll be perceived as
stupid if I put on here that I really enjoyed the Tony Orlando
biopic....I doubt you know who he is anyway
Movies: Love Actually(I know, corny), Chasing Amy, The Jerk, Donnie
Darko....seriously...this may take some time
This is wrong...I don't really like Donnie Darko
Shows: Venture Bros, Coco, ATHF, or whatever they changed the name
to; but it will always be ATHF to me. I cut the cable cord this
year, meaning that the apple TV is getting used infrequently &
that I'm really in love with Hulu
I'm realizing that the premise of the show "How I Met Your Mother"
is being told to either the most patient children on earth, or to
some deaf kids.
Music: Old School Soul, Robert Pollard,Japandroids, Fugazi, Bowie,
Divine Fits, Wilco, the national, Spoon, archers of loaf,
superchunk, Ramones, All 3 Hank's, Jack White, Pretty Lights, Mars
Volta, Jaques Dutronc, Joe Dassin, Rancid...this may take
awhile.... many many more.
Though, I contend that Guided By Voices are the greatest band ever
& people who call Taylor Swift Country Music have obviously
never heard Country Music
Food: I don't eat crap I tend to end up eating things I can't
pronounce, but they usually kick ass...right now it's Southern
Indian & Sushi. And organic free-range something or the other
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
& kitten vids via youtube
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why this website insists on suggesting people "I might Like" who
haven't been online in 2 years
Why do people say, "I have self respect" but then post pics of
themselves naked online
"Talking & Not Talking"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No Friday Night is typical...sorry if that's a turn off
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I found the secret to making Ted Nugent stop talking...hint (Bring
up Damn Yankees when he talks about integrity)
I Actually Read your profile
I own 2, yes 2 fake Chanel shirts...thanks thrift stores
I also own a t-shirt from the apparently real place Loretta Lynn's
I'm so nerdy, that if you wore a Boba Fett helmet & a bikini,
I'd probably propose to you
I have like 10 rock star friends' phone numbers in my phone
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Know what you want & don't make a simple thing like meeting or
dating, or whatever difficult
You're honest with yourself. Example: if you're shaped like a
Pop-Tart, don't describe yourself as curvy. I'm not hunky. I know
this. I accept this. Accept who you are so we can all live
You understand that Straight Men don't take pics of themselves with
their friends. I don't remember ever exclaiming to my guy friends,
"Lean in so we can capture the moment!"
Oh, please don't hit me up with crap like, "Austin rules," &
what not. I lived there, I pay a ton of property tax there, there's
no comparing our two cities, so don't waste your time trying. I
promise, I can destroy that town with 3 questions, & that's
before we get to Dwight Howard.
You don't put a whole lot of stock in the can questions about
religion & what not. Religion is a very personal thing. My Dad
is Atheist & my Mom is Religious....I fall somewhere in the
middle. I used to identify as Christian. However, the xenophobic
& misogynist Right Wing of this country have made being
Christian a vulgar thing. So much so that I want no part of any
religion that cannot follow the rules in which it is theorized to
Also, if you think that there's actually a "liberal media", we
might not get along
I don't drink, but I'm not a preachy jerk about it. Drink all you
want...I'm usually someone's Designated Driver & I know more
about wine & alcohol than most bartenders...so don't hold the
not drinking against me PLEASE...or do, just leave the bar before
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