Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Got out of a terrible relationship with someone I met on here
recently(she was less than faithful) I work a lot and am a handful!
If you can deal with that, and you're a good person I'd like to
(my travel blog)
Ok, because I'm fed up with all the ridiculous typing it takes to
meet people on here!!!! ME---> I bartend at the Wilde Roast on
Saint Anthony Main(I work 2 other jobs not service industry
related)........YOU- For the love of GOD! Not the drunk chick
saying "Hey! What're you doing after work?" (The answer
is.....going to go home, masturbate,watch amazon prime, and wish to
christ I had met someone with substance!!!!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work,work,work, and more work
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Would you believe... popping a "wheelie on a unicycle"?! No you
say! Ok, fair 'nuff. Um, I play a ukulele." Damn right! I'll play
you a version of Lady Gagas "Telephone" that'll make you AND angels
Well, since the doctors found a preponderance of midichlorians in
my blood, I've been lightsaber training, not to brag but...I'm
pretty good. Don't worry ladies! I'm told the "force" isn't
(this was a really nerdy Star Wars reference. If you got that...you
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
blue eyes? Outgoing personality? Possibly my prehensile tail(great
at parties)...who's to know?
I'm pretty sure nobody notices my nervous ticks or the backwards
glances I frequently make checking to see if the "government" is
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Excerpt from a text exchange...
Me: So what do you like?
Her: I like music.
Me: Awesome! Me too! So many women on here hate music!
Me: Ya, but that's great you like it! I mean, what're the
Her: For sure!
Bwahahahahha! Think I "peed" a little!
***Don't read this!!! I haven't thought of anything to make it less
boring***(Work in progress)
Very diverse.... The big Lebowski---> Hellraiser. Anne of green
gables---->x-men 1st class.
Bette Middler--->skinny puppy--the lumineers--> the
Tempe--->pork adobo--> picckled herring---->cheeseburgers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.At least one of my kidneys
2.At least one of my lungs
3.The ability to convert oxygen to energy on a cellular level
within my body
4.I think we only use 15% of our brain so, I guess I need that. The
other 85% is just for "showin off"
5.a central nervous system
Oh, and "Raptor Jesus"!!! (He went extinct for our sins!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think scientifically it is a fact that despite what the movie the
"matrix" would have you believe, generating power
bio-chemically/electrically, is implausible. However, harvesting
methane from "Stasis-podded" humans is much more feasible!(given
the proper high fiber diet)
Wouldn't the movie have been funnier that way!?!?!?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making "skin suits" from all my former okcupid dates! (not funny
you say?! Too over the top!?!? Write your own f*ing profile!!!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Part of me(despite appearances) is shy. The extroverted thing is
overcompensation. I'm pretty guarded.
I am pretty proud that I've used my sonic toothbrush for more than
brushing my teeth.
Masturbation without any lubricant pisses me off and I can't spit
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've been on here a number of years....Message me if you can
actually "WoW" me, ie., Impress your kindness, love, and optimism
for a "stupid", on okcupid. Show me this site is more than simply
the farewells to modern or wise, society.
Or!!! if you have a great joke that could make me lose bladder or
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