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22 Churubusco, IN Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 21
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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"My name is Zane. I live in a box. The box is round. I sleep in the corner, by the window, and my favorite color is clear."
My older sister gave me this saying at a young age. I have since used it as a mantra for everyday life.

I like to live; it's a pretty cool deal. I'm laid back on some things, incredibly strict on some things, and in the middle on a lot of things. (Sometimes, I'm really ambiguous about stuff.)

I like to sing. I like to act (a more elegant form of lying). I like to eat. I like to spend time in front of a screen that flashes a bunch of pretty colors in front of my face. I wish I were good at playing piano.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a full time student, part time robot at Ohio Northern University, currently working on my BA in Theatre and BS in Being a Robot. [I'm a robot, by the way. (I like using parentheses.) (Brackets are cool, too.)]

As far as what happens after college, when I step into the "real world"... The current plan is to move to Chicago once I get enough money to pay for an apartment, and immediately audition for every repertory company in the city. In my spare time I'd do small voiceover gigs until I became powerful enough to defeat both H. Jon Benjamin and Troy Baket and absorb their essence. Even if it doesn't work out like that, hopefully something good will happen; I've seemed to have pretty good luck so far.

I'm currently living in my hometown of Churubusco, IN, a.k.a Turtle Town, USA. Google it if you don't believe me. This fall I'll be spending a semester at the University of Salford in Manchester, UK. So if you Manchesterfolk see me poking around your profile, don't worry; I'm just pre-stalking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at drawing. Whenever I draw something, I show it to people in hopes that they'll praise me. I do this because as a kid, my drawings were never good enough to be put on the fridge.

I'm supposedly good at singing, and I'm still working on convincing myself of that, because whenever I try to listen to my own voice I swear to God some gremlin goes in with an audio editor and beats the ever-living crap out of it. But I like to sing (I mentioned that already), so that's why I've decided to do it for a living.

I'm also supposedly good at acting. Whether that's true or not has yet to be determined, and requires more testing in less volatile environments.

I'm not good at dancing. This is inconvenient.

I'm good at writing. I think. People seem to like it. I seem to like it. I am people. (I am definitely not a robot.)

I'm good at playing Resident Evil, which has helped me make friends. In a way, you could say that's the most important thing of all.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People first notice that I look pissed off all the time. This has depraved me from much social contact throughout my life. Those who are lucky enough to be around me when I don't look pissed off are the ONES WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.

No, they're the ones who happen to see me when I'm not inside my head. Then they notice that I have a deep voice that sounds uber-sexy and makes all of the girls wet. Then I leave, because I'm awkward when I'm first meeting someone and I don't like making strangers wet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower - Stephen Chbosky
The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Scott Pilgrim series - Bryan Lee O'Malley
(I put the authors in case you got confused as to which The Great Gatsby I was talking about.)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Most Charlie Kaufman movies
Tommy Wiseau's The Room
Digimon: The Movie
Shaun of the Dead
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet

Doctor Who
30 Rock
The Walking Dead

I Fight Dragons
Joanna Newsom
Classical (Beethoven, Schubert, Wagner)
Pop and rock and pop rock and things like that.

Except mushrooms.

Video Games:
Resident Evil series
Pokemon series
Zero Escape series (999 and Virtue's Last Reward)
I played Skyrim for a while, and it was really nice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Oxygen
2) Nitrogen
3) Iron
4) Water
5) Glucose
6) Protein that my Smart-Ass Six are out of the way:

1) Music
2) Interactive entertainment
3) Humor
4) People (in measured doses)
5) My mom's potato salad
6) A coat, because the Midwest is cold.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative projects I'd like to accomplish. Approximately 99% of these projects never come to fruition. If I could get just 5% of them out in the world, I'd either be famous or arrested by now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, watching them play D&D while failing to get any homework done; or wasting time on the Internet, in my warm, safe bedroom...

Or I'm at rehearsal. That happens a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am currently on anti-depressants, but I've never been formally diagnosed with depression. My university counselor simply offered them as a possibility because my "standard of living isn't where I'd like it to be". I'm still not entirely sure what that means. I'm now determined to not be a depressing asshat and I'm taking steps to become a generally better person to myself and to others. So bear with me.
You should message me if
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you laughed at any of this, because I need to bolster my self-esteem. For the love of God, DO IT.

...That being said, I may not respond, even if I like you (ESPECIALLY if I like you). I'm still really nervous about this whole "taking to people" thing, and I'm a really shy person at first. That being said, if I do respond, that doesn't mean I don't like you. Well, it might, but I try to be really upfront about that sort of thing. I'm putting too much thought into this now. I should stop typing.