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36 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 8
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Don't be deceived by the picture I'm actually a living human. Muah-ha-ha!
On my spare time I like to practice special FX/ horror make up and I like to take advantage to dress up as a zombie or the like for events whenever I get the chance. It's a fun hobby that makes me happy.
I am an Oregon native and have been here in Portland since 2010. Hmmm... What else to say? I'm sarcastic, crass yet very nice. I cus alot and I'm not ashamed of it not of my ability to be a complete nerd. I love Portland and it's availability to see lots of good shows, and yes my pics are alot of self pics save for two pics done by photographers of my fx makeup work
What I’m doing with my life
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Besides trying to be a mischievous but kind human being I've been playing around fx art. I try to have as much fun as possible while taking care of the day to day shit. I feel like I can describe life here in Portland as navigating around bullshit people with to much drama, those who create far to much negativity and those who feel the need to hate, and spend my energy doing what I love and going to lots shows and getting to know the truly awesome people I meet here. In the 8 years I've lived here I haven't been anywhere else that give me fuckin true and sincere friends. Getting myself prepared for a return to college, probably the beginning of next year. Yuppers, that's what I'm doing with my life.... As far as you know MUAH HA HA (my attempt at maniacal laughter) ;-p
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Here I may sound pretentious and or ego sized but whatever, lol. I find I'm good at being a people person, and I'm quick to figure things out. Though if you get to know me despite my quick wit I can be quite naive when it comes to dry humor. So it's easy to fuck with me once you figure out how. There are other things I'm good at but isn't this question abit leading into self appreciation?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd say it'd either be my tattoos or my confident personality... Or that when your looking at me....I'm right there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've unashamedly read lots of Anne Rice, the Harry Potter series and lots of old classics. Especially those horror novels written beyond 70 years ago. Dracula, Frankenstein, Dorian Grey....
I read alot, but I avoid certain types of books. Such as teen fiction example, twilight, hunger games and blah blah.
Movies: I love me some Quentin Tarrentino, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorsese, JJ Abrams.
I'm a fan of anything that has actual acting and script, not just a flashy fx crew and a list actors reading crap scripts.
I'll state as well that I believe Daniel Day-Lewis and Gary Oldman to be the best actors today... Though this is just my opinion.

Shows: Walking Dead, Trueblood, Game of Thrones.
Show of the past I loved were Lost, Deadwood, Heroes, Kitchen Nightmares. Other than that I avoid tv like the plague. Thankfully these shows are available in DVD and downloads.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is odd

Food, healthy and/or just tasty as hell!
My iPhone.
Style, everyone has on. I embrace mine.
Personal space
Music! Music!! MUSIC!!!
Being alive
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alot of things, you know... This and that and what have you's
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at a bar, servin up drinks to you all. And lovin it... Cuz you rock and give me money :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not much is private with me, I'll tell you if you ask.... If at that time I find it appropriate or necessary. Lol, can't give away ones right to have a lil mystery.
I'll add as well.... That I talk in my sleep. I've, on occasion, woken myself up from it.
You should message me if
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Muster up and say hello. Isn't this site about meeting people? A simple message is harmless, plus you never know what adventures my ensue. Or you can answer this riddle and perhaps tell me one as well. ;) Ok here goes, "what did one snowman say to the other snowman?"