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Zanettazombie

36 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't be deceived by the picture I'm actually a living human. Muah-ha-ha!

But be warned, my profile is longgg... Ppl complained it was to short.... You don't have to read it all.

I like to mess around with special FX/ horror make up and I like to dress up as a zombie or the like for barcrawls, Halloween type shit... whenever is clever.
I am an Oregon native and I'm from Portland. Hmmm... What else to say? I'm sarcastic, crass yet very nice. I cus alot and I'm not ashamed of my ability to be a complete nerd. I miss Portland and it's availability to see lots of good shows, and yes my pics are purposely cheesy... I don't take this that seriously.... And now in April of 2015 I take a trip here to Butler, Tennessee for a while... I need shows... Seedy venue shows of my nature... And where the fuck do I get kombutcha?!?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like being mischievous and alone, unrelated perhaps but those who create far to much negativity and those who feel the need to hate and spend my energy to remove them should be shot. In the many years I've lived in Portland I haven't been anywhere else that give me fuckin true and sincere friends. Getting myself prepared for a return to college, probably the beginning of next year. Yuppers, that's what I'm doing with my life.... As far as you know... brainwashing the meek....MUAH HA HA (my attempt at maniacal laughter) ;-p
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Call it pretentious but whatever, lol. But what's to say... I'm a people person? and I'm quick to figure things out?
...if you get to know me, despite my quick wit I can be quite naive when it comes to dry humor. So it's easy to fuck with me once you figure out how. There are other things I'm good at but I'm done typing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd say it'd either be my tattoos or my confident personality... Or that when your looking at me....I'm right there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've unashamedly read lots of Anne Rice, the Harry Potter series and lots of old classics. Especially those horror novels written beyond 70 years ago. Dracula, Frankenstein, Dorian Grey....
I read alot, but I avoid certain types of books. Such as teen fiction example, twilight, hunger games...
Movies: I love me some Quentin Tarrentino, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorsese, JJ Abrams.
I'm a fan of anything that has actual acting and script, not just a flashy fx crew and a list actors reading crap scripts.
I'll state as well that I believe Daniel Day-Lewis and Gary Oldman to be the best actors today... Though this is just my opinion.

Shows: Walking Dead, Trueblood, Game of Thrones.
Lost, Lost, Lost, Deadwood, Heroes, Other than that I avoid tv like the plague.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is odd

Food, healthy and/or just tasty as hell!
My iPhone.
Style, everyone has one, I embrace mine.
Personal space
Music! Music!! MUSIC!!!
Being alive
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alot of things, you know... This and that and what have you's
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at a bar, servin up drinks to you all. And lovin it... Cuz you rock and give me money :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not much is private with me, I'll tell you if you ask.... If at that time I find it appropriate or necessary. Lol, can't give away ones right to have a lil mystery.
I'll add as well.... That I talk in my sleep. I've, on occasion, woken myself up from it.
You should message me if
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Muster up and say hello. A simple message is harmless.