37 Midlothian, VA
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My self-summary
Don't be deceived by the picture I'm actually a living human. Muah-ha-ha!

Be warned, my profile is longgg... You don't have to read it all, it won't hurt my feelers.

I like to mess around with special FX/ horror make up and I like to dress up as a zombie or the like for barcrawls, Halloween type shit... whenever is clever.
I am an Oregon native and I'm from Portland. Hmmm... What else to say? I'm sarcastic, crass yet very nice. I curse like a sailor yet couth... I'm a complete nerd which is a quality the best of us share. I miss Portland and it's availability to see lots of good shows, and yes my pics are purposely cheesy... I don't take this shit that seriously.... And now in July of 2015 I take a trip here to Midlothian, Va for a while... I need shows... Seedy venue shows of my nature... Health food stores... Still looking for a good tattoo parlour...
As of Nov of 2015 I've found that I'm not to fond of this town. Been thinking of going back to Portland Oregon. Been on a few dates and it's been an odd experience to say the least.
What I’m doing with my life
I like being mischievous and relish adequate times of solitude, unrelated perhaps... but those who create far to much negativity and those who feel the need to hate and spend my energy should be shot. In the many years I've lived in Portland, I came to find that I haven't been anywhere else that give me such true and sincere friends. Getting myself prepared for a return to college, probably the beginning of next year thankfully my job at a certain "corporate cafe chain" will pay for onr bachelors degree... My employer/s take care of there employees! Yuppers, that's what I'm doing with my life.... As far as you know... brainwashing the meek....MUAH HA HA (my attempt at maniacal laughter) ;-p
I’m really good at
Call it pretentious but whatever, lol. But what's to say... I'm a people person... and I'm quick to figure things out...
...if you get to know me, despite my quick wit I can be quite naive when it comes to dry humor. So it's easy to fuck with me once you figure out how. There are other things I'm good at but I'm done typing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd say its that when your looking at me....I'm right there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've unashamedly read lots of Anne Rice, the Harry Potter series and lots of old classics. Especially those horror novels written beyond 70 years ago. Dracula, Frankenstein, Dorian Grey....
I read when I can, but I avoid certain types of books. Such as teen fiction example, twilight, hunger games...
Movies: I love me some Quentin Tarrentino, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorsese, JJ Abrams.
I'm a fan of anything that has actual acting and script, not just a flashy fx crew and a list actors reading crap scripts.
I'll state as well that I believe Daniel Day-Lewis and Gary Oldman to be the best actors today... Though this is just my opinion.

Shows: Walking Dead, Trueblood, Game of Thrones.
Lost, Lost, Lost, Deadwood, Heroes, Other than that I avoid tv like the plague.

Music: oh my... This could go on for days,.. I'll state my latest Spotify play lists, Koffin Kats, Gogol Bordello, Link Wray, Gene Vincent, Eddie Cochran, NOFX, Jawbreaker, Misfits (Danzig), The Specials, Rancid, Faith No More, Crass, S.C.O.T.S., Carl Perkins, Hasil Atkins, Cramps, Charlie Feathers, Supersuckers, Ministry, KMFDM, Pixies, The Clash, Red Elvises, Laika & The Cosmonauts, Man Or Astroman, Servotron, Pre 80's Stevie Wonder, Jackson 5, Silver Shine, Dead Boys, Skatalites, The Meteors, Zombie Ghost Train, The Nitros, Zeke, Stray Cats, Massive Attack, Bob Marley, Orbital, Los Straightjackets, Guana Batz, Frantic Flintstones, Coffin Nails, Demon City Wreckers, Vibrators, Demented Are Go, Reagan Youth, Cock Sparrer, Bomboras, Rezurex, The Dwarves, Strokes, Ramones, Hank III, Turbonegro...... Pretty much I listen to alotta Psycobilly/Rockabilly, Punk (nothing played on the radio)....
The six things I could never do without
This question is odd

Food, healthy and/or just tasty as hell!
My iPhone.
Style, everyone has one, I embrace mine.
Personal space
Music! Music!! MUSIC!!!
Being alive.... And the rare chance of amazing chemistry that leads to connecting with great ppl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Alot of things, you know... This and that and what have you's
On a typical Friday night I am
Working at a cafe servin up coffee to you all to keep your day/night going, And lovin it... Cuz you rock and give me money :)...
Update as I've only been here since July 3rd 2015. Landed a decent job with an old employer but not as a bartender... Yet... but a job is better than no job. I digress... Other than that I'd say that if not slinging coffee I'm at home relaxing and enjoying some good wine and great music..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once watched a twilight movie because I lost a bet. It was an excreting 2 hours. Not much is private with me, I'll tell you if you ask.... If at that time I find it appropriate or necessary. Lol, can't give away ones right to have a lil mystery.
You should message me if
I'm not looking on here expecting suddenly to meet my true love... I'd like to meet someone who isn't intimidated by my Portland Oregon style... A friend or companion is greatly accepted and hey possibly we'll spark some great chemistry and take it further! Who knows? Though I'm not really down with barflies and over obsessive stoners... Sooo I am interested in meeting a like minded girl that knows old punk or psychobilly/Rockabilly or who doesn't listen to avenged sevenfold or ICP... Perhaps a women who likes to read, or cut loose without getting fuckin wasted on a regular basis... someone to hang with and who can show me where the good shows are and fun places to hang... But hey, muster up and say hello. A simple message is generally harmless.