Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't be deceived by the picture I'm actually a living human.
But be warned, my profile is longgg... Ppl complained it was to
short.... You don't have to read it all.
I like to mess around with special FX/ horror make up and I like to
dress up as a zombie or the like for barcrawls, Halloween type
shit... whenever is clever.
I am an Oregon native and I'm from Portland. Hmmm... What else to
say? I'm sarcastic, crass yet very nice. I cus alot and I'm not
ashamed of my ability to be a complete nerd. I miss Portland and
it's availability to see lots of good shows, and yes my pics are
purposely cheesy... I don't take this that seriously.... And now in
April of 2015 I take a trip here to Butler, Tennessee for a
while... I need shows... Seedy venue shows of my nature... And
where the fuck do I get kombutcha?!?
What I’m doing with my life
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I like being mischievous and alone, unrelated perhaps but those who
create far to much negativity and those who feel the need to hate
and spend my energy to remove them should be shot. In the many
years I've lived in Portland I haven't been anywhere else that give
me fuckin true and sincere friends. Getting myself prepared for a
return to college, probably the beginning of next year. Yuppers,
that's what I'm doing with my life.... As far as you know...
brainwashing the meek....MUAH HA HA (my attempt at maniacal
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Call it pretentious but whatever, lol. But what's to say... I'm a
people person? and I'm quick to figure things out?
...if you get to know me, despite my quick wit I can be quite naive
when it comes to dry humor. So it's easy to fuck with me once you
figure out how. There are other things I'm good at but I'm done
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd say it'd either be my tattoos or my confident personality... Or
that when your looking at me....I'm right there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've unashamedly read lots of Anne Rice, the Harry Potter series
and lots of old classics. Especially those horror novels written
beyond 70 years ago. Dracula, Frankenstein, Dorian Grey....
I read alot, but I avoid certain types of books. Such as teen
fiction example, twilight, hunger games...
Movies: I love me some Quentin Tarrentino, Robert Rodriguez, Martin
Scorsese, JJ Abrams.
I'm a fan of anything that has actual acting and script, not just a
flashy fx crew and a list actors reading crap scripts.
I'll state as well that I believe Daniel Day-Lewis and Gary Oldman
to be the best actors today... Though this is just my
Shows: Walking Dead, Trueblood, Game of Thrones.
Lost, Lost, Lost, Deadwood, Heroes, Other than that I avoid tv like
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is odd
Food, healthy and/or just tasty as hell!
Style, everyone has one, I embrace mine.
Music! Music!! MUSIC!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alot of things, you know... This and that and what have you's
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at a bar, servin up drinks to you all. And lovin it... Cuz
you rock and give me money :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not much is private with me, I'll tell you if you ask.... If at
that time I find it appropriate or necessary. Lol, can't give away
ones right to have a lil mystery.
I'll add as well.... That I talk in my sleep. I've, on occasion,
woken myself up from it.
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