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29 Joppa, MD Man


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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:48pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am merely a human. In other words I am a carbon-based bipedal life form descended from an ape. More specifically I go by Josh; I am twenty-nine, dark haired that is normally removed with sharp pieces metal, green-brown eyes comparable to hazel, and quirky, nerdy, creative, open to learn, and have a desire to inform people of thing, and currently living in a section of our blue green orb call Maryland.

Even more specifically my parental units bore and rose me in a different section of earth called Louisiana until the time I left home to test blood and bodily fluids for the local national military forces. Actually, and don’t tell anyone this, but I am in fact descended from France-born religious folks who were removed from both France and Canada around 300 some old years ago. Some people have called this particular group of bipedal ape-descends Cajuns.

Bullet points, because you might want to know more, right?:

♥ I have a dark sense of humor ♦ I am a smart ass ♣ I have a BA in psychology ♠ I like to discuss a wide variety topics ♥ If there is a conflict I will try and resolve it ♦ I want to help others ♣ I am flexible and I forgive easy but I am not foolish ♠ I can over think things sometimes ♥ I hang at Ren Fairs and I dress up ♦ I like fantasy and the supernatural only in terms of fictions. ♣ I do not follow sports ♠ I am dyslexic but don't bring it up a ton ♥ I make making chainmail (both armor and jewelry) ♦ I brew wine and mead ♣ I like to run ♠ I like to draw ♥ I am a huge fan of all games i.e. board, card, table-top, or video: MtG, D&D, PS3/4, Poker, CAH, Clue ♦ I enjoy comics ♣ I am a fan of movies ♠ I like to both read and write. ♥INTJ ♦ I like to go bike riding and I am getting back into bike riding shape ♣ Rock climbing, maybe?
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a BA in Psychology and a minor in Sociology. I am currently looking at getting a Master in Education or Social Work. I want to teach or counsel people.

I am working on a few books both fiction and non-fiction.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a polymath, renaissance man, and jack-of-trades, a master of none, but I am good with my hands. A little too good with them. Using them so much that I needed to have surgery on them a few times.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The things people don't usually notice about me right away (according to friends)

"Let's see: You may seem some self-envolved at first to people who meet you (I think it is just your Aspergers) but if anyone ask you for help with just about anything you are willing to go through hell and high water to help them. If someone has a crazy or weird idea that would freak most people out, you instead will encourage them and help them complete it (podcast etc.)

And maybe the weirdest thing about you, you really listen, I mean really. Not just politely stand there, you engage and ask questions and offer advice about any topic someone wants to talk to you about. Who the hell does that?"
- Bart

"You can talk about almost anything seamlessly weave in and out of topics and can to the same with different groups and conversations. I think your job is also super surprising considering your personality." - Ana
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, 1984, Brave New World, Dark Tower, Ender's Game, Fight Club, Scott Pilgrim, Watchmen, Song of Fire and Ice, and anything to do with game history, Middle-Earth, or dragons

Movies: Ghostbusters, Rocky, Back to the Future, Fight Club, The Crow, This is the End, World's End, Harry Potter, Hot Fuzz, Total Recall, Short Circuit, Scott Pilgrim, Beetlejuice, Pleasantville, Doomsday, 300, The Dark Knight, Citizen Kane, Drag Me to Hell, Army of Darkness, and so on I think you get the idea.

TV: Sherlock, Futurama, Simpsons, Dexter, Californication, Oz, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Berserk, Dragonball, Trigun, Friends, The Tick, and

Games: Legend of Zelda, Dark Souls (series), Bubble Bobble, Super Mario RPG, Final Fantasy (most of them), Dragon Quest VIII, Yoshi's Island, Borderlands, Turtles in Time, Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Super Metroid, Mega Man Series, Silent Hill, Castlevania, Rampage, Cards Against Humanity, Super Fight, Munchkins, Chess, Clue, Poker, and so on.

Music: All sorts of stuff... I will list latter. Think rock and metal mostly. With some comedy in there too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The same stuff every other bi-pedal ape-descends need to survive.
Oh, you mean beside water, food, family or/and friends, and sex?

Here is a list of things I would prefer to keep if I had a choice: a computer, the internet, games, some sort of media steaming service, paper, and books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
♠ 42...
♥ Random stuff to write about.
♦ How to make game history into a funny satire of religion. Maybe like a historical fiction take?
♣ Everything...

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
- Socrates
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Random stuff... but typically if I had to pick. I would say relaxing watching something on netflix while playing games; friends may or may not be present for this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in a garage band in the late 90s and early 00s.
I am kinky and I am a sapiosexual.
You should message me if
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“Do or do not... there is no try.” - Yoda

If you are interested you can always message me. I don't mind if a women makes the first move.