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My self-summary
I'm kind of a Charlie Brown-ish person. I have a sort of dark optimism, where I think everything will wind up okay even though I have a very low opinion of humanity. I can be a bit of a downer, and yet for some reason people seem to find me very likable. I guess what I'm saying is I'm a catch, but I have no idea why.

I have a wide array of unfostered talents. Many people see me as wasting a great deal of potential. They get upset when they hear that I have no intentions of ever creating or raising children. To them I say I have no obligations to anyone or anything simply by virtue of being born and having talents. I recognize that my life, difficult though it is at times, is pretty damn easy compared to the vast majority of people, and I've done essentially nothing to deserve it. My intention now in life is to have as much fun with it as possible, get to know as many kindred spirits as possible.

Here's a graphic and much more beautiful description of what I'm trying to say from Bill Watterson:
What I’m doing with my life
Paying bills, primarily through the use of skills, specifically as a security guard as I'm looking for more and/or better work. I am an avid board gamer and dabble in designing my own games.
I’m really good at
Being patient. It manifests in my ability to explain things to people, or endure difficult times while something better gears up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a different way of saying things. I use a lot of understatement. Like a TON OF IT.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: I don't read very much because it makes me physically sick, but I did enjoy Cat's Cradle, Brave New World, and The Watchmen.
Movies: Again I don't watch a lot of these, but I watch a lot of Netflix shows, like Marco Polo, Daredevil, I liked the first two seasons of House of Cards but not the latest one.
Shows: My family is big into theater, but I have no real favorites. I enjoy farces more than musicals.
Music: I have a varied taste, I often have a hard time understanding lyrics so I enjoy classical, jazz, and some rock.
Food: Ice cream is my absolute favorite, and I am a snob for it. I was raised in Vermont and that has given me exacting standards when it comes to dairy products.
The six things I could never do without
ice cream, the internet, board games, AC, jokes, the number 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Game design and story ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually having game night with my friends. Lately its been Star Wars Imperial Assault.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually fairly shy, and am reactive in conversation most of the time.
You should message me if
If you're smart, funny, enjoy games and using your brain.
If you enjoy dank memes.
If you're not too serious.