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Zapgun2

38 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Hinduism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Job
Other
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a musician, writer, comedian, collage artist, pod caster, information junky. I like to have as much fun as I can doing things that further my path. I like to drink and talk about funny but intelligent things. I like to read silly fiction or super serious nonfiction. I'm a sucker for conspiracy theories, too. I obsessively research things like the band Queen or sci fi writers perhaps.
What I’m doing with my life
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Signed a book deal with Paramount to option every story I write, crazy podcast, writing a sci fi novel, making collages for friends
I always have a million projects going. Hopefully I'll see a completion before I'm dead.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Keeping things out of the ordinary (in a good way). Providing warmth for my friends. Making people think.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look pissed off. Well, that I'm witty, too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite authors are Harvey Pekar, Charles Bukowski, Richard Braughtigan, Hunter S Thompson. Favorite artists are Robert Crumb, Charles Burns, Jackson Pollock. I like biker movies, situational comedies like The Graduate, Man on the Moon. Brazil is one of my favorites, too. I've been watching a lot of documentaries lately. I like cerebral electronic music, dream pop, synth pop, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Radiohead, Electric Wizard. I like to eat at quirky diners as far as food goes. Clockwork Orange. Spiritualized. Buffalo 66 is my favorite movie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stimulation, alleviation with laughter, my cat, Christmas lights in the bathroom, movies, snap shirts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve myself, why people do the things they do, how to relax my brain, behind the scenes of anything
How obnoxious it is that my okc personality is really 'drug friendly'. I rarely do drugs anymore. Why would they put that on a profile, Jesus! I might as well write on here that I'm a drug addict. The dates will pour in then. I'm sure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a movie night with friends, drinking, looking up whatever subject is stuck in my head, past life regression and meditation (for real)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can be kinda shy and I like to look up classic wrestling matches on youtube.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're nerdy, not too stuck up, not too normal and you want to actually meet up.