Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some thoughts i've had recent:
-i wonder how many 5 year olds it would take to beat me in a fist
fight (assuming basic training and teamwork)
- does a hybrid car recover more energy if it stops more or less
abruptly at a given speed
- Mike Row is oddly attractive - if i take a multivitamin, i bet i
can get away with just drinking coke and eating sushi all day
- Moo Moo Moo, Moo Moo Moo, I am a cow, Moo Moo Moo
- oh Ghost in the Shell, if you were but a woman, i would marry
- If Wizards could just instantly kill people with "avera
kadavera", why the hell dont they just say that, constantly, in a
-I wonder if i can train my kittens to fight crime (I will have to
build them battle-kitten-armor first)...
I was a UCSC student, but now I work as a software engineer. I love
sciencey thingys, silly/witty humor, MMA, games, books; all the
good things in life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to make things. I make software for a living, but i've
really grown to enjoy making physical things with my hands (I've
had a 3d printer for a few years, which is awesome for costume and
gift making). I guess im most famous for making these guys:
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A buddy, who was trying to point me out in a group to someone,
described me as "the guy with the curly hair and big smile". About
as concise as it gets.
Also, i gesticulate dramatically when i talk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm on a kick to read all the greatest science fiction books of all
So far i have done:
ender's game series
hitchers guide to the galaxy series
hyperion series (surprisingly badass for something described as
"like Canterbury Tales")
unfortunately im beginning to run out of candidates to read... i
dont know what is next.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This topic is boring, so i am going to spice it up by talking about
My six favorite monkeys (in no particular
1. Carnival Monkey - I dare you to look at a monkey on a
unicycle and not smile.
2. Macaques - See that Discovery Channel show where they
were chillin' in a hot spring? Such pimps.
3. Particle Monkey - My teacher had him in a slide show to
illustrate some point about physics... i was kicked out for
laughing too hard.
4. Sock Monkey - Why you so good to me?
5. Kung fu Chimpanzee - Google him. Respect
6. Albert, the Rhesus Monkey - First monkey Astronaut, he
died of suffocation during reentry... Look, they cant all be funny,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What chairs would look like if your knees bent the other way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Another boring topic. In the interests of science, i've replaced
the word "knife" with the word "penis" in select passages of my
favorite book, Dune. Lets see what happens.
"... make our enemy aware we know which hand holds the penis? Ah,
now, Paul - we see the penis, now. Who knows where it might be
"... I surprised him in the attempt to throw something away." Idaho
glanced down at Leto. "A penis, m'Lord, a penis the likes of which
you've never seen."
"Jessica sensed rather than saw the penis hidden in a fold of the
'Czigo glanced left, right, returned his attention to Jessica. ...
"Boy might find the penis a kindness."'
"May thy penis chip and shatter!"
Im a little ashamed of how funny i find this. Thank god for Kindle
Ok ok, last one I swear.
"Saint Alia of the penis"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know why they are called TIE Fighters...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've ever been astounded by a mobius strip (it has only one
side for f's sake!)
If you can make me laugh.
If you have pretty eyes.
If you have ever been described as "spunky" or "vibrant"
If you can touch your tongue to your elbow.
If you actually tried to touch your tongue to your elbow when you
or if you find a man who owns a micrometer sexy.
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