I'm a pretty friendly guy. If you like "bad boys"/"total assholes" then I'm probably not a good match for you.

Designing, driving, working on a documentary, trying to write jokes.

Identifying what people look like in terms of a mixture of other people. Also, sports and games.

Just generally how awesome I am. That and my tiny head.

I love all of this stuff! You name it and I've probably read it. Or I haven't, and unfairly and secretly think ill of you for having read it due to some barely-thought-out weird prejudice I have.

I love any David Lynch or Charlie Kaufman movie, Cabin Boy, Rubin and Ed, Unforgiven, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Wicker Man (not the Nicolas Cage one, no), nature documentaries.

Shows? Mr. Show, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, a lot of comedy shows. Tim and Eric.

Music: Anything without too much hair product (unless it's from the '80s). They Might Be Giants, Miles Davis, Guided By Voices, Blue Magic ... it's impossible to think of all this stuff. You know how when you're in a record store or a library and you suddenly can't remember anything you might be looking for? I feel that way right now.

I love all the foods of our planet. My one thing though is that I don't like a raw onion. Sorry.

You :)
Or maybe someone else
I don't think this is working out

Camping. A lot more than I actually do it. Usually I just picture myself sitting next to a tree or walking around. Sometimes I see an animal.

With old friends, with a set of old friends and relatively new friends, or (rarely) with a mixed bag of bitter enemies in a Mexican standoff-type situation.

At a bar. Don't judge me, it's Friday.

That I committed a murder. I didn't, but that's how far I would go in the admission game. As you can see, I am very open.

...you just want to have a fun time with a friendly internet stranger that isn't clinically insane.