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ZeBearJew420

30 M Ra`ananna, Israel

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.84m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently)

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My self-summary
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Happy go fucking lucky as the day I was born.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, Studying, Surviving, Searching, Reading, Watching, Staring, Eating, Laughing, diving, working out, swimming , procrastinating and of course procrastinating procrastinating.

Working as support in high tec company in Raanana

Discovering crossfit
I’m really good at
-pointing out useless facts.
-climbing trees
-eating
-being sarcastic
-holding my breath
-video games
-swimming
-Trolling
-Reading through bullshit
The first things people usually notice about me
Brow earring or eyes or lack thereof

"אוהד בית"ר?! אבל אתה נראה נורמטיבי..."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
After much consideration, I have decided that I should erase the big ass list I had here since it's long yet not long enough.
suffice to say, I'm one of those people that Likes the good type of music and good type of Television and Cinema. unfortunately, books (aside from comic books) were never my strong part, though I was an avid reader of Sci-Fi and Fantasy when I was younger.

http://rappcats.com/xxx/journey_into_diggin.mp3 0:20:00

This started off as a song of the day thing but I'm not going to add every day and I'm not going to erase becuase these are good songs so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ucY0k4dXbA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHiP3_-N0Vc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0

Did you know? Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind and The Shawshank Redemption are not the only movies in existence.
The six things I could never do without
1-Naruto
2-Music
3-Interwebz
4-שוקופאי
5-Sleep
6-Towel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
* Why the zombie apocalypse has not yet arrived
* In a case it will, what plan to use exactly (have several).
* Metal
*how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8vmaj75xzE
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umc7BFEhWz0
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm registered to a dating website
I'm probably the kind of guy that would be a smart-ass even at gunpoint.

This is the source of all my childhood trauma:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNBVNsDmR7I

I have an uncanny weakness for women in white dotted black dresses and also dark hair and blue eyes, go figure :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to offer me something indecent, or just Money up
front.
You truly see potential and don't just like how I look. Hint: declaring you have not read my profile because it's too long is NOT the way to go :)
You find this amusing:
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
You want to and you think I'll reply and also if you already had the stick removed safely from your arse at a young age :)
You are a super ubber geek or have no problems with super ubber geeks, this is very important.
You're over your ex.
You think this is the best Animaniacs episode EVER!!!!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8EMuYDN0Y
You wish to make passionate love while the Dune soundtrack/any early nine inch nail album is playing in the background
You listen to Tool

“In the beginning, she look good, vagine work well, strong on plow, but after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep, she receive hair on chest, and her vagine hang like sleeve on wizard. How do I know this will not happen with you?"

and of of course, if your profile doesn't stink of "I have no need for personality, I look awesome!!"