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  • Ages 20-27
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My details

Last online
Nov 20
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an Evergreen grad living the corporate sellout life as a National Account Manager for a Market Research data company. This is intended to be a money-maker while I establish myself and figure out what the next step is going to be. Maybe Amazon. Regardless, it's going to be a long road to get there, so I'm working in Dallas, saving money, saying I'm saving money and spending it on weed and beer that I don't need, and doing my best to help build a more peaceful world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, hanging out with friends, checking out a show every now and again, looking towards the future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
interpreting dreams, cooking (when I have recipe), making everyone feel welcome, making shit up to cover the fact I don't know what I'm talking about, tripping on things, ect.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My outfit, maybe? If they're perceptive then they'll notice that I'm very perceptive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Murakami, Larry McMurtry, Tacoma Pill Junkies, X-Files, Frasier, Cheers, Murakami, Murakami, BBQ Brisket, Werner Herzog, Wes Anderson, Bill Murray, BaconEggsandBiscuits, South Park Mexican, Gundam Wing, Twin Peaks, Salmon, Dostoyevski on a rainy day, Slowdive, Butthole Surfers, Telstar Ponies, Hank Williams III, Joy Division, This Will Destroy You, Sushi, Cocteau Twins, Hank Williams, Gucci Mane, other stuff that I like.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends books breakfast wine love dignity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I rarely think about how much time I spend thinking about stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to get in on the local action, or just drunk with friends somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a bunch of them, but they all look really dumb when I write them out. Ask away if you want.

Well, here's one: drunkenly made out with a guy at a party and he was the best kisser out of all the people I've kissed. Actually, nevermind.
You should message me if
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you are okay with making the first move sometimes.

you like coffee and cigarettes. Or getting a sandwich. Or can talk about literature.

If you aren't homophobic, racist, have opinions about other's weight/general appearance, or other variants of being a jerk. Did I say sexist? Don't be that either.

If you think that 'six things you can't live without' is not an effective way of getting to know someone and would rather actually hang out.