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22 Lancaster, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:26pm
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We're not going to talk about me. This is about you.

I bet your value for a child’s life is significantly lower than average. In fact, I’m willing to bet that you have a disposition that is, overall, obtusely sexual in nature towards children of a certain age. I have a prediction that you will struggle with the possibility of future girlfriends being inappropriately young.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Grabbing it by the throat and shoving its helpless top into a red dye #40 pond. You're growing up to be a very bad, misbehaved hyperactive entity. Have you ever had sex before

i put on my starfighter helmet and suddenly i’m in prison for the rest of my life because i had submitted to the illusion that I was a starfighter, that is, a warrior in outer space who shoots to kill and i had found myself entertaining the idea thatthe people around me were hostile, from another time and place, and blew their brains out. 23 eye witnesses don’t lie. i had nothing to say. it was night time and i couldn’t see because i had my starfighter helmet on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just take it from me,
I'm just as free as any daughter.
I do what I like,
just what I like,
and how I love it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
national hospital policy: randomly generated captcha code, upon completion, is your child's first name. if the captcha code is of two separate letter configurations, it is the first and middle name.

furthermore, if the captcha code is not correctly inputted by the birth mother three times, she is placed in legal purgatory where the child could potentially be pulled from her custody permanently and given up to adoption. this would be a legal action and thus it could be fought with expensive legal defense, as the process is bureaucratically intense and labyrinthine.

after the child is placed into adoption due to the inadequate sentience of the mother, the mother is placed under arrest, strip-searched in a dedicated sector of the hospital by police officials, and transported to a mental institute. this mental institute is poorly funded and systemically neglected by the government, so living conditions are often poor and prone to abusive dominion. the women are eventually given electroshock treatment, have needles stuck in their breasts and genitals, and beheaded.

there's a whole infrastructure of "due process" of said mental institute that needs to be considered. historical socioeconomic events that led to the development and severity of this certain sexually violent ostracization of to-be mothers. and more, and more, and more

imagine, lets say, Google is the *official* generator of name captchas. what had to happen for Google to attain this perverse position in the neo-cycle of human birth regulations. It's eerie that we can see Google doing this, in this dystopian segment of an idea of the future.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Friedrich Nietzsche
Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
Word Virus by William S. Burroughs
A variety of Sigmund Freud's writings
120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade
Juliette by the Marquis de Sade
Justine (Good Behavior Well Chastised) by the Marquis de Sade
The Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

"Scarface" directed by Brian De Palma
"Videodrome" directed by David Cronenberg
"La Planète sauvage (Fantastic Planet)" directed by René Laloux
"Tetsuo: The Iron Man (鉄男: Tetsuo)" directed by Shinya Tsukamoto
"The Decline of Western Civilization" directed by Penelope Spheeris
"Faces of Death", all original volumes, by Conan LeCilaire
"Nowhere", directed by Gregg Araki
"Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom", directed by Pier Paolo Pasolini
"Psycho" directed by Alfred Hitchcock
"Hellraiser" directed by Clive Barker
"A Clockwork Orange" directed by Stanley Kubrick
"Hackers" directed by Iain Softley
"Begotten" directed by E. Elias Merhige

As far as music goes, I have a wide taste. Best to touch inside.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If I could form this admission in a 6-point hexagon, rather than in linearity, I would. I seek others who think the same.

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Rock n Roll
4. Violence
5. JRPGs
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
myself & maybe you
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
its interesting i actually knew you and you knew me when we were kids.I was over your house. it was october, my favorite month. the weather is great and it also is my birthday. suddenly your aunt picked you up by your ankle and started spanking your ass with hand, Then your Uncle did the unthinkable. After whispering, “I love you and I am so glad you were created for us” he initiated an incredibly sexual situation between the both of you. but suddenly there I was, outside of this situation as an adult—out in the city there was your Uncle again, holding your hand. You looked about 11 years old. You were crossing the street with each other. This was entirely out of my control, but I had an Erma-Excam RX 22 auto pistol in my right hand, in my pocket, and I shot you in the head two times. Then I unloaded on your uncle. I shot him in the head twice, while advancing rapidly towards him, and emptied the rest of the magazine in his torso and neck. I ripped your shirt off and saw your wounds and also wounds and markings indicating that you were covered in bite marks from that scum. I rubbed them, and I saw all of those wounds wash away as if drifting back into time as if nothing had ever happened, as if it were nothing, and I simply grazed the wound marks away with my hand. But you were still dead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's no fun in the game if I give freebies.
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