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31 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Native American, White
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My best friend recently told me I'm a combination of Rupert Giles and Jake the Dog. I took this is a significant compliment. My sophomore English teacher said I was most like Juror Number Eight in 12 Angry Men, but she did not consider that to be a compliment. As was true every day of that class, I disagree with her assessment.

I'm Zeke. I'm a former journalist who still writes recreationally in the form of forum posts, blog posts, and sometimes zines. I'm passionate about psychology, with a focus on counseling through a behaviorist model. I'm a firm believer that pizza should be reheated in the oven, I enjoy cooking, and I tend to spend too long in the kitchen deciding what to make. Usually I decide on curry or tacos.

In my off-time, I love to run role-playing games (usually in Star Wars settings) - it's a fun, creative outlet and makes people happy. Plus it's a great way to apply behaviorism (to make sure I have happy players) and avoid the problem members of the gaming community.

Meyers-Briggs would suggest I'm an INFP, but I would suggest Meyers-Briggs is grossly reductive and lacking in nuance even if it's a reasonable snapshot of someone's mood.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a psych student who wants to get a PhD and open his own practice. I'd love to be an RN someday too, and then I can handle mental and physical wellness. How awesome would that be?

I spend a lot of time volunteering at a women's center. It's a good way to live up to my values and make a difference in people's lives.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

I'm also pretty good at cooking, writing, and listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My very long hair and my resemblance to Silent Bob stand out pretty well. I was also told that I'm a great host by someone I'd just met, so that's a pretty unique compliment to get right after meeting someone.

That I am, in fact, 5'6"? Apparently "everyone lies about their height on OkCupid" and I actually have to point out that my unimpressive lie is reality.

People who notice shoes notices that I totally wear those weird shoes with the toes. I have never had anything fit right in my life until those, and I give not a single fuck what people think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Raptor Red, various Star Wars books (I’m so sorry), Hyperbole and a Half. Currently reading: Tokyo Vice, Year Zero, About Behavior.

Movies: Fifth Element, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Tron, Big Trouble in Little China, Snakes on a Plane, In Bruges, Death at a Funeral, The Power of One, The Lion King.

TV: I am terrible at watching TV that isn’t Netflix. But faves include Rachel Maddow, Adventure Time, Bob’s Burgers, Futurama, Comedians of Comedy, Louie. Just started watching Breaking Bad, just watched the entirety of Orange is the New Black in a week.

Games: Lunar - The Silver Star, Portal, Half-Life 2, Beyond Good and Evil, Sonic CD, Ace Attorney, Mass Effect, Bulletstorm, Soul Calibur, Kingdom Hearts, Wing Commander, Phantasy Star, House of the Dead, Gone Home, Secret of Monkey Island, Digital: A Love Story, Flower, Yakuza 4, Ace Combat, Professor Layton.

Music: I rarely listen to music as its own activity but I work to Cee-Lo, Garbage, Genki Rockets, David Bowie, Dethklok, Gorillaz, Bad Religion, Offspring, Lady Gaga, and Green Day.

Food: Japanese (at Shigezo!), Chinese, Indian, frozen yogurt (Tartberry!), citrus, and pizza (Sizzle Pie!). Thai food and pesto are banned from my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Electricity for my non-book entertainment (and to power my ebooks).
A feeling of being useful.
The ability to make people feel better.
A chance to be creative.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways I can improve the world, if my friends are okay, how you can watch a feminist TV show aimed at 6 year old girls about colorful horses and be a horrible misogynist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying, GMing, or otherwise recovering from several action team meetings that day. Occasionally writing 400-800 words about some misogynist/racist/etc. bullshit that made me mad. Social Justice Warrior for life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know how to ride a bike. Portland sin, I know.

I didn't watch Orange is the New Black until June 2014, but then I watched it all in a week oh my god.
You should message me if
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You're liberal, compassionate, intelligent, and feminist. If you're up for a game night (video, board, whatever) or maybe a trivia night. If you know how to have fun with introverts!