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ZekeDMS

32 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Zeke (yes, really). I'm an excitable feminist geek and current college student, former journalist (I got paid to eat food and talk about movies!), and still a recreational writer. My best friend spontaneously told me I'm like a combination of Rupert Giles and Jake the Dog, and I'd say that's all I strive to be in life. Smart, reliable, loyal, prone to adventure and everything burritos.

I'm passionate about psychology - I originally returned to school to get a journalism degree, but ended up becoming a behaviorist! I'm also passionate about food, and I'm pretty sure I know how to combine the two. Cookies and counseling? Talking and tacos? These are things that will happen.

In my off-time, I love to run role-playing games (usually in Star Wars settings, because that's my jam). It's a fun way to get some creative writing time in, and because it's collaborative it keeps me thinking on my feet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently finishing up my Bachelor of Science, and hopefully moving right into grad school.

I've been volunteering at a community center for 2 years now - service to the community is important to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Overthinking.

I'm also pretty good at cooking, writing, and explaining why you shouldn't say something is your spirit animal (but you should definitely call it your patronus).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My very long hair and my resemblance to Silent Bob stand out pretty well. I was also told that I'm a great host by someone I'd just met, and I appreciate the uniqueness of that compliment.

People who notice shoes notices that I totally wear those weird shoes with the toes. I'm so used to them now I forget they're unusual until someone mentions them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Raptor Red, various Star Wars books (I’m so sorry), Hyperbole and a Half. Currently reading: Tokyo Vice, Year Zero, About Behavior.

Movies: Fifth Element, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Tron, Big Trouble in Little China, Snakes on a Plane, In Bruges, Death at a Funeral, The Power of One, The Lion King.

TV: I am terrible at watching TV that isn’t Netflix. But faves include Rachel Maddow, Adventure Time, Bob’s Burgers, Futurama, Comedians of Comedy, Louie. Just started watching Breaking Bad, just watched the entirety of Orange is the New Black in a week.

Games: Lunar - The Silver Star, Portal, Half-Life 2, Beyond Good and Evil, Sonic CD, Ace Attorney, Mass Effect, Bulletstorm, Soul Calibur, Kingdom Hearts, Wing Commander, Phantasy Star, House of the Dead, Gone Home, Secret of Monkey Island, Digital: A Love Story, Flower, Yakuza 4, Ace Combat, Professor Layton.

Music: I rarely listen to music as its own activity but I work to Cee-Lo, Garbage, Genki Rockets, David Bowie, Dethklok, Gorillaz, Bad Religion, Offspring, Lady Gaga, and Green Day.

Food: Japanese (at Shigezo!), Chinese, Indian, frozen yogurt (Tartberry!), citrus, and pizza (Sizzle Pie!). Thai food and pesto are banned from my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Learning!
Friends.
Electricity for my non-book entertainment (and to power my ebooks).
A feeling of being useful.
The ability to help people feel better.
A chance to be creative.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering what Picard would do, wondering what Winona LaDuke would do, wondering what my friends are up to, where to spend my social justice warrior experience points when I level up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying, gaming with friends, writing a paper, eating at a favorite local restaurant. All of the above, if I'm really ambitious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to ride a bike. Portland sin, I know.

I didn't watch Orange is the New Black until June 2014, but then I watched it all in a week oh my god.
You should message me if
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You're liberal, compassionate, intelligent, and feminist. If you're up for a game night (video, board, whatever) or maybe a trivia night. Where's a good one of those around downtown, anyway?

If the inherent classism of someone describing themselves as "a professional" makes your skin crawl.

If you know how to have fun with introverts!

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