Let's see... What can I really say about myself? I suppose I should start with my name huh? I am known my many as AJ. My sense of humor has been called everything from unique to sick. I personally don't see this as a problem. If the world had more people like me in it I can guarantee there would be a lot less problems. As well as a lot less people becoming easily offended by a lot of really silly little things. (Seriously, political correctness has gone way too far.)

I am sarcasic, honest, and artistic

Working steadily toward my billion dollar fortune and world domination. I tend to hallucinate regularly as well. LOL

Helping people to laugh, usually at my expense but it seems to help them out.

(a) My favorite authors:

Clive Cussler comments: Pure mindless adventure books. Think James Bond crossed with Indiana Jones. No literairy master pieces here but they are fun to read.

Michael Crichton comments: Great technological thriller writer. Love his books and have'em all.

J.R.R. Tolkien comments: A god among writers. All of the newer fantasy books owe at least some inspiration from this man. (Too bad most of the new stuff is crap.)

J.R. Rowling comments: Harry Potter. I wanna be a wizard! *pouts*

(b) My favorite movies:

Starwars comments: Pic a move. Any move. There are soon to be 6 of em for gods sake. Well don't take the one with the annoying kid and Jar Jar Binks. (Note to self: Must kill Jar Jar)

Matrix comments: I love the entire concept of the movies. Can't wait for the third to come out and the story to be finished. I am hooked already.

Lord of the Rings comments: Come on like you didn't see this coming?

PCU comments: If you don't know, don't ask. Just go to a movie store and rent the movie.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail comments: A master piece. And still one of the most quoted groups in comic history.

(c) My favorite music:

Metallica comments: The true gods of metal. Disagree... I will find you...

System of a Down comments: Lead guy with wierd voice and back up guys that can rock. 'nuf said.

Carlos Santana comments: No one can play a guitar like this guy. No one. He's got style, skill, and I can actually dance to his music.

Linkin Park comments: Oh the yelling! It is so nice to know some one out there is as frustrated as i am.

(d) Favorite foods

Any non-vegetable. Killing plants is just wrong, most of them can't fight back or run. :-P Take that P.E.T.A!

Itialian Food Definitely Rocks.

Favorite meal is still a nice medium rare steak with a side of fries. *begins to drool.

1. My partner in crime, love, and life. AKA My Wife Hillary.

2. My computer with internet connection. Its so much more fun than just a phone.

3. A camera of some kind close at hand. There is always a picture worth taking at any point in time.

4. My cat, Jango. He's fuzzy, has a great personality and actually likes me too. LOL He's a keeper.

5. My car, actually any car. Something I can use to get from point A to point B.

6. A job... I know it sounds wierd but ever time I've been with out a job of some kind, for an extended period of time, I just feel wierd. I guess thats what I get for working since I was 15.

Food, Sex, that annoying song on the radio I can't get out of my head.

Sadly working. I'd love to be out with friends or in with friends playing video games or just having a movie night. But yeah, work usually takes my weekends. :-(

I like to "Hang out with my wang out"? (I think that is how the T-shirt goes.)

You wanna talk, you wanna laugh, you need some one who's a good listner, and even if your bored and decide to take pity on little ole me today. ;-)