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Zelles

22 M Berlin, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Aug 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I’m new wave, but I’m old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradeble. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive, and from time to time, I’m radioactive.
I’m a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, low maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last."
-George Carlin. It fits. :P

...But wait - There's more!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently studying to be a teacher some day (Takes a loooooong time to get a degree... :/).
Yes, I know, I'll join the abhorrent and heinous ranks of a Devillish Conglomerate of Tutors. I like to think of it as a martyrial self-sacrifice - I'm giving my life to ease that of the students.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm hesitant here in order NOT to sound like an arrogant prick ;)
Singing, talking, quoting movies, telling jokes, playing games, getting lost, improvising, dealing with animals, driving motorcycles... Ask me to gather more information ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-Deep voice
-"Knows ALL THE MOVIEQUOTES!" (aka "What the hell are those two dudes talking about? He isn't a king, and kings aren't voted for!")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Series:
-Scrubs
-Big Bang Theory,
-Southpark
-How I met your Mother,
-Friends,
-Two and a Half Men,
-Firefly
-Futurama, Simpsons
-Grimm
-Various shows that are "For Kids" but have adult humor in them

Books:
"Die Zwerge" (The dwarves)-Novels, written by Markus Heitz
"Schatten über Ulldart", Markus Heitz
-"Everything Else" that was written by Markus Heitz :P
"Die Sieben Schlüssel zum Königreich" (Keys to the Kingdom) by Garth Nix
-"Clan der Otori" by Lian Hearn
-"Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
"Artemis Fowl" by Eoin Colfer
-Almost everything Walter Moers has written
-Disc-World-Novels
-Harry Potter
-Ciaphas Cain novels by Sandy Mitchell

Movies:
Too Many to count. Many the work of Monthy Python and Mel Brooks.
(Also Superhero-Movies (esp. Watchmen), all kinds of Comedies, Lord of the Rings (And other Fantasy-Stories), Sci-Fi and so on)
Special Mentions:
-Films like Lucky#Slevin and Payback. I LOVE those.
-V for Vendetta
-Starship Troopers and Highlander (and, FYI: There can only be one. There are no sequels to these movies.)
-Hook! :D

Music:
-Linkin Park
-Evanescence, Nightwish
-Die Ärzte
-Metallica
-Wise Guys
-Frank Sinatra, Phil collins
-Steampowered Giraffe
-Many, MANY different songs (All from different artists), including, but not limited to:
-Many kinds of Metal
-Jazz (Different kinds)
-Classic Music
-50'6, 60's, 70's and 80's Rock

Shows/Musicals/Operas:
-Blue Man Group
-"Tanz der Vampire"
-"Die Zauberflöte"
-"Die Hochzeit des Figaro"
-"König der Löwen"

-Games:
-"The Elder Scrolls" Games
-All kinds of other fantasy-Games (Dark Messiah of Might&Magic, Magicka, Fable 1-3, Diablo 3, Titan Quest)
-Fallout (&Other Sci-Fi-Games like Mass Effect 1&2)
-Flatout (And other racing games, NFS:MW for example)
-Old Console Games (SNES, N64, PS-1) (Special place in my Heart: Paper Mario and, of course, Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
- Final Fantasy (Up to part 9 - The newer ones are... ugh...)
-Rainbow Six Vegas (And others like it, like... The sequel?^^ SWAT 4)
-Strategy-Games (Starcraft 2, Anno, Age of Wonders, Company of Heroes, W40k: Dawn of War, Many of the "Total War" games)
-Dwarf Fortress and .Nethack

Internet-activities:
Imgur.com
Reddit.com
Pennyarcade.com
Darths&Droids
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Friends,
-The Internet,
-Humor,
-My computer,
-My enthusiasm for almost everything fantasy-ish and
-Roleplaying (Pen&Paper) - The freedom to play ANY plot as ANY kind of character you could think of is just unbelievable :D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-What to do next
-What to expect
-What I did wrong, and therefore, could do better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends (Playing boardgames ála "Arkham Horror" or "Pandemic", Card games like Magic or RP-Games like Shadowrun), watching a movie, playing videogames, reading a book, chatting with someone... Many possibilities. But I'm also one for just lying around and relaxing.
I'm not one for partying loudly and drunkenly - though I can hold my liquor pretty well when it's called for.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As long as it doesn't include other people's business, I'm a very open person - So ask away.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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...You would like to know more.