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41 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 2:14pm
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Strictly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of university
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has cats
- English (Okay)
I spend most of my time drawing and painting and putting together books of poetry and other written stuff. I've never been so good at the moneymaking end of the creative process, so I pay my rent by working a reasonably delightful job at an adorably dysfunctional local arts institution.
I like engaging in plenty of recreational activities, though I'm more of the moviewatching-bookreading-concertgoing type than a hiker. Or a gamer, for that matter. I also spend a lot of time walking around looking at stuff.
I will say that Fishing With John gives me hope for humanity.
1 pack Lucky Strikes
1 pair handcuffs
1 bag of Cool Ranch Doritos
...what was the question again?
How to become more self-aware in order to become a better-functioning human being.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 30–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
-You are NOT looking for a "partner in crime." Seriously, so many people use that line on here that the phrase has been permanently drained of any cuteness it may have once possessed. So please, stop saying this. Unless you are actually looking for someone to help collaborate with you in some criminal enterprise, but in that case you're probably better off on Craigslist.
-You are not so dissatisfied with this incredible world that you rely on invisible superheroes in the sky, elves and pixies, or the alignment of celestial bodies to give your life meaning.
My name is Zelmo Swift and I approve this message.
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