Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Jeez Louise,not too crazy about this part. I'm a non-conformist: I
wear suits and ties. I remember the good old days when courtship
meant bringing bringing a six pack of wine coolers and passing off
Led Zeppelin lyrics as your own poetry. And now it's come to this.
Anyway, as you can probably tell by now, I'm a bit too clever, but
I'm allegedly cute and very passionate about the work I do (saying
bad things to mean people), politics, art, books, music and films.
I want to save the world, see every painting, read every book, etc.
but I just want someone cool do this with.
By the way, my stats are accurate--what's the point in deception?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking, making little kids laugh, making toast, writing smooth
words for angry mouths, staying up late, playing tennis, riding
bikes, thinking real hard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's a massive, geeky and eclectic list that probably be too
massively geeky of me to list here. And yet I will. Random samples
would include the complete works of Nabokov, Pushkin, Lermontov,
Fitzgerald, Garcia Marquez, Kapuscynski, Tartt, David Peace, and
Junot Diaz. Right now, it's "Game Change" about the 2008 election
(pssst, don't spoil the ending!).
I like most music, as long as it's good. Just not white supremacist
music, punk pop, and anything by anyone named Justin.
I like food. Drink, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my cat, my mind, pen, paper, music, books, art, sleep,
and the ability to laugh (especially at myself). That's probably
more than six, but what the hell, fight the power.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff; The long rough road to becoming a morning person; cat food;
K-cups; trying to fly to work; nursing sore arms and scraped knees
as a result ; what disguises to use to sneak into work when I'm
late; soccer; ya know, stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
recovering from what was likely an intense week, but I'm game for
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You play nice. And you're not in a cult (seriously, I know I'd get
car-sick on the Mothership). You can tell me why people think Ayn
Rand's so great. Oh and why you're at it, can you please bring the
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