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My details

Last online
Jun 6
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Open relationship
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. Every individual is an expression of the whole realm of nature, a unique action of the total universe."
Alan Watts.

First and formost I am in an open relationship just shy of 2 years. Yes she knows. Yes she dates other people. No I dont care. If you want you can even meet her and yes she is on this site.

I am not my beliefs or this crude thing of matter and mass. My soul is not in my body. My body is in my soul.

I will try anything once (or thrice to make sure i tried it right) This has lead me to have a very experienced life. Ive had a lot of jobs and done a lot of things, stupid and otherwise.

I spend my days lounging about, racing cars and trying to keep boredom at bay via trouble making. Who says I cant lounge about in the pool at 11am on a Tuesday drinking martinis and poking fun at the people in the gym giving me funny looks?
At nighttime I am a professional photographer for clubs and festivals. Ive held residency as head photographer for Kyrptonite, Barbarella, Underworld and Dementia.

I am a zen Buddhist and very very laidback. I'd rather let most things be and move on. No I dont care if you smoke, drink, shower, eat or ever care to get a job. Just be respectful and accepting and for the most part you cant bother me.

I have a passion for knowledge (if not a thirst) and appreciate others who do as well. I find it hard to listen and befriend someone who "doesnt really want to know"

I am a nerd. (its in the screen name). Dungeons and Dragons. 13 Video game systems (NES, Sega genesis, N64, Turbo graffix 16, PS1,PS2,Gamecube,GB pocket, DS, 3DS xbox, Xbox one), And enough games to last a nuclear winter without you coming close to beating them all. I read books and majored in English. /
This alone doesn't make me a nerd, it makes me an educated gamer.

Its once you factor in the games, the d and d, the books, the I.Q, my Star Wars obsession, the Legos, the cartoons, the anime, the obscure references to early internet days (whats up Homestar runner and AOL chat rooms), the cosplay and the fact that i can make a foam sword using nothing but PVC and camp foam do you get the clear picture. If ever want to have a nerf war, get beat on DDR or roll a d20 hit me up asap.

If you want to know something not included feel free to ask
and if you see me online Im always willing to chat or hangout so dont be afraid to send me a message
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I try not to worry about that too much anymore.

Some days Im shooting photos.
Some days im standing on a table in a bar.

For real shits and kicks somedays I see whats its like to live a normal life and drive the speed limit while well dressed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not to sound cocky but im good at almost everything I try.
I win games ive never played, Excel at whatever work I do and can pick up most things in such a speed that you would swear it was something I was born to do. The ones I like being good at are:

Reading (I like big books and I cannot lie)
Memorizing facts about everything
Playing musical instruments (piano,guitar,bass,ukulele,mandolin,turntables,harmonica and slew of lesser known ones)
being calm
Sitting Still
children ( they love me, its weird)
All things holy to nerds.

Making list about things I'm really good at that fail to capture things I'm really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

my hair that looks like it came either from a punk-apocalyptic comic or right off Robert Smith if he had watched too much anime.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"A book a day keeps the stupid away"
I like the classics, almost all of them. Chances are if its a "classic" ive read it.
Im working backwards into obscurity. I finished 14th century and now I'm currently on Icelandic Sagas of the 13th century. I just finished ‎Hrafnkels saga.
My favorite book is Catch-22
My favorite writer is Ray Bradbury

Ive been told I like terrible movies.
The Original Star Wars Trilogy,Suckerpunch, ESOTSM, RHPS American Pop, Moulin Rouge, Fear and Loathing, Submarine, The Royal Tennenbaums, Moonrise Kingdom, a bunch of B-sci fi and documentaries.

I don't watch much Tv. Everything I have that requires video is booted through a projector screen. Almost all things I watch are off Netflix these days and I dont do too much of that. That being said the shows Ive found I enjoy are: Jeopardy, The IT Crowd, Code Monkeys, Firefly, Sliders, Dr Horribles sing along blog, Dr.Who, Arrested Development, Its Always Sunny, Futurerama and many shows on PBS. I also enjoy Anime, I wouldn't call me an Anime buff or anything. Some of my favorite ones are
Rama 1/2, Bebop, Akira, Gantz, Here and There Then and Now, High School Rumble and others.
My favorite Tv show is Antique Roadshow (seriously)
My favorite Anime is FLCL


Pastas, Sushi, Rice.
I try to eat simple and could live off raman and rice. I will eat anything you give me and love it. Its a zen thing.


I am an audiophile. vinyls. Ive got hundreds.
I listen to:Jazz,Rock,Metal,Triphop,Swing,Electro,Opera,Regge,Industrial,Country,Rap,Nerdcore,Indie,Punk,Glitch step,World,Classical, and everything in between in all variations,decades and sub genres of each.
Im sure you know a few bands I dont and vice versa. Im really not up to date on *new* stuff. I kinda honestly find most of it crap.

Emily Autumn,Tom Waits, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, The Beatles, Phantogram,MSI, Devo,Thursday, Doris Day, Louis Armstrong, Louis Prima, Prince, Del the Funky Homosapian, Otep, Mustard Plug, The Aquabats, Mc Lars, Mc frontalot, Mc chris, Schaffer the Darklord, Prodigy, Benjamin Morey, GG allin, The Cure ,Pink Flyod, Miss Kitten and the Hacker, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, the Violent femmes, Sonic Youth, Bessie Smith, Johnny Lang, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Muddy Waters,The smiths, The Counting Crows and so on and so on...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without anything. Nothing is the greatest thing one can hope to achieve.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
First Everything.
Then Nothing.
Lastly Everything and Nothing together.
Zen is keeping the mind which is before thinking.
Think of all things. Think without thinking.

This is the way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what ever the fuck I feel like.
Everyday is Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm active in the houston bdsm scene.
My fetlife is Sir_L
My AOL SN is xxeximusxx
My Snapchat is xxeximusxx
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I return all msg but please try to meet these simple requirements:
Be tolerant
Be original
Be fun
Be someone that has read a real book at least once in their life.