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27 Saint Louis, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24, 2014
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
High school
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once ate an entire red velvet cake in an afternoon just because it seemed like a challenge. Also, I'm always unsure how to start an introduction. So, yes, self-summary. This is a lot more difficult than I thought it'd be. I guess it would be easier to write this up if I wasn't so distracted by QI, but we all know that I'm not turning that off. Anyway, I'll just put a couple personal facts.
My biggest fear is being nibbled on. Like tiny kittens slowly trying to eat away at me.
I need an alarm clock designed for deaf people to wake up in the morning.
I'm a San Jose Sharks fan.
My cat has a name based on a Robert Heinlein novel.
I love coming up with completely false historical facts and trying to pass them off as truth, making them more unbelievable when people take them as fact.
I have a more pictures of plague doctors hanging in my home than I do of my family.
I think that the recent Judge Dredd movie is vastly underrated.
A good portion of my dining room is set up as a painting station for miniature models.
Henry Rollins is my role model. Warren Ellis is my bad influence.
I like wearing fancy clothes but find occasions to wear them hard to come by.
I will listen to any song if it is remixed with Space Jam.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently enlisted in the US Coast Guard. Yes, I am aware that there is no coast in Missouri. I manage the Coast Guard's computer systems from here. Outside of work, I like to play games, both tabletop and computer. I also read and buy too many books.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving and research. If I don't know it, I'll find it. I'm also fairly good at knitting and painting miniatures.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyebrows. I've been told before "I think I'm lost in your eyebrows. Seriously, send help. It's a thick brush, it's getting dark, and I think I hear a bear."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For fiction, I love sci fi, fantasy, mystery, and military.
For non-fiction I love military, history, true crime, and science.
My music tastes include Vagabond Opera, Alex Mauer, it-clings, and Operation Ivy. Really, it just needs to hook me somehow and I'll enjoy it. Also, anything from Silver Sprocket's catalog.
I'm not picky when it comes to the type of food, as long as it is well prepared and can leave an impression with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Compelling books, esoteric music, oranges, Napoleonic Wars, hockey, and bar trivia night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get a caller off the phone the quickest, what to knit next, whether I should get more oranges*, how to improve the things around me, what they call the little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces

*The answer is always going to be yes. Always.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either having a blast with my online gaming friends, rolling some dice with my offline gaming friends, or out watching horrible movies and eating questionable food with my as-of-yet unnamed group of friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shave my armpits. They just feel cleaner shaved.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to have some interesting conversations
-You don't mind someone who is a little socially awkward
-You can name the best ever death metal band out of Denton
-You feel the need to argue about the effectiveness of English longbowmen and their role in the decline of cavalry.