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Zenith815

30 M Birmingham, AL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As embarrasing as these things always are I'll try and attempt to sell myself on the internet. I like social media and video games. Well not really current video games, I guess. I'm one of those nostalgia goggles wearing guys that only plays stuff from the 80's. Hah, video games in my introduction? What a lame guy you're thinking. Well I don't define myself on video games so that's a plus at least. I haven't played anything in a month so I'm casual about it at best. I'm actually mature about getting along in life. Also I kind of have a problem with improper typing, though common spelling mistakes and HUEG ERROS for humor are quite alright. I'm just too laid back for flipping out about bad grammar. (But you should use it correctly anyway). Feel free to instant message me if you see me online. I'm usually up for a quick conversation. Rhetoric is a cool story, bro.

I am melancholy, timid, and hopeful
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hey I just moved back to Birmingham and have a neat job that can pay the bills. Now that I've got some stability, I can figure out where I'm going in life. Hopefully finish up school and hit that YMCA up and get myself a better outlook on the future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Critical thinking and solving problems. I like puzzles and logical questions. The puzzler is the best part of Car Talk and honestly one of the only reasons I listen. I also like to think I can write well though I've never sat down and honestly tried it. Because I'm embarrassed of all the things I try and write. I think I'm good at running tabletop RPG's and if you know what I'm talking about there then this profile will take on entirely new meaning I guess...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a tall guy. Wait are we talking physically or just in general? I guess I'm pretty sarcastic. I have an afro. Except when I manage to tie it back or something. Man I need a haircut. That's what you'll notice first. "That guy needs a haircut."

-edit- HAIRCUT CONFIRMED
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This list of books is going to consist of books I like. The quality of their literary importance shouldn't be considered:
Foundation, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Dune (space politics!) Discworld (!), Wikipedia (counts as a book), webcomics.

Movies are weird. I like Dr. Horrible and Primer. You've never seen Primer!! I'm a jerk for saying I like it so much.

Oh man Music. What I'm listening to now is chiptuney-sounding pop music. PlayRadioPlay!, Owl City, and the Postal Service. I promise I am not a homosexual. Entirely. Much. http://www.last.fm/user/zenith815

Food: I don't like coffee. It tastes like burnt wood. Why do people drink burnt wood?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Alphabet
Electromagnetism
OATZ
The hopes and dreams of children
Boxer-briefs
My music being scrobbled to last.fm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why aren't I spending this time thinking about getting in shape at the gym getting in shape? Also girls. I'm lonely. Mad lonely.

WHAT MAKE MY PROFILE 1,000 WORDS FOR 90% COMPLETION?! Man it took me like half a day to come up with the meager offerings I have on here already. Seriously, 1,000 word count? This thing better just start handing out dates when I get finished making this profile. Seriously. Dates delivered to my door. See ladies, if I'm willing to just write and write to make myself appear more interestings for Friend Computer here, just think about how selfless I could be when you're needing somebody to emotionally connect to, or when you're having a bad day and just -nobody understands-. I understand. Because this thing having me write out 1,000 words of MY SOUL was merely training in order to understand the complex and exotic creature known as the woman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Me and the party scene don't get along so well. It isn't that I don't like it. See I don't often drink so I can't keep up the conversation with the party scene. And plus the party scene can kind of be a pretencious snob. So party scene's number is in my phone, but we don't really talk much. We're facebook friends though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm charismatic because I'm afraid of people not liking me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You look at my profile. Tell me why you aren't interested. I want to consider if it's something wrong with me, something I need to improve, or if it's something I should disregard. Please, honestly, tell me why I was worth looking at but not worth saying hello to. I can take the criticism.