I often make up words
My least favorite euphemism for the female sex organ is "cooter"
My second least favorite is "the female sex organ"
I am incredibly picky about my pornography
I am a communist
I have been known to do math for fun
I'm pretty sure that 97% of everything is shit
I always tip at least 20%
I wave at strangers
I am allergic to horses
I vote for myself in every election
Any sentence that starts with the phrase "Real men" is almost definitely going to piss me off
I roll all the windows down in my car as soon as I get in
My driving has been described as "brave"
While I'm on the topic of my car. If you turn my stereo down and you don't have something goddamn important to say, I may be forced to just deal with it. Because what kind of person gets visibly mad about that sort of thing?