I own an accordion
I often make up words
My least favorite euphemism for the female sex organ is "cooter"
My second least favorite is "the female sex organ"
I am incredibly picky about my pornography
I am a communist
I have been known to do math for fun
I'm pretty sure that 97% of everything is shit
I always tip at least 20%
I wave at strangers
I am allergic to horses
I vote for myself in every election
Any sentence that starts with the phrase "Real men" is almost definitely going to piss me off
I roll all the windows down in my car as soon as I get in
My driving has been described as "brave"
While I'm on the topic of my car. If you turn my stereo down and you don't have something goddamn important to say, I may be forced to just deal with it. Because what kind of person gets visibly mad about that sort of thing?

Studying Physics.
Reading books.
Filling out OkCupid essays.
Pretending that putting a period after a verb and direct object makes a sentence.
Calling my own bullshit.
Taking notes.
Studying more Physics.
Typing.
Doing math problems.

Math.
Physics.
Tricking people into thinking I'm interesting.
Explaining things.
Coming up with correct-sounding bullshit.
Noticing haircuts.
Skiing.
Smoking.
Making an ass of myself.
Navigating.
Utilizing public transit.
Balancing coins on my elbow and catching them. My record is 35 pennies.
Dancing like an idiot at parties.

I can't dance to save my life. This does not stop me.

Also, I am rather short.

Books: Sex, Drugs and Coco Puffs, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the Harry Potter series, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Downtown Owl, Slaughterhouse Five, Eating the Dinosaur.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Wrist Cutters, a Love Story, American History X, Milk, Chicago (I LOVE musicals), Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Snatch, anything Quinton Tarantino.

Shows: Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Mad Men, Top Gear, The Venture Brothers, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Wilfred, Arrested Development, all of the Star Trek.

Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Modest Mouse, The Beatles, Fun, Akron/Family, The Beastie Boys, The Flaming Lips, Dr. Dog, Homeless Gospel Choir, The Unicorns, Ben Folds, Muse, Delta Spirit.

Food: I love all food and will eat anything that holds still long enough, although Mexican is my favorite.

Do what?

Why the hell do people mow they're lawns?, Quantum physics, vector calculus, sex, Smokey and the Bandit (nothing happens), sex, food, Holy shit! it's only 9:24?, What the fuck, it's already 9:25?, (I am barely capable of perceiving the passage of time of time) Microbiology.

Chain smoking with a few acquaintances until 3am then wondering where the time went.

I cry at weddings and play video games on "easy".

You want to.