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Zeph_S

21 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I own an accordion
I often make up words
My least favorite euphemism for the female sex organ is "cooter"
My second least favorite is "the female sex organ"
I am incredibly picky about my pornography
I am a communist
I have been known to do math for fun
I'm pretty sure that 97% of everything is shit
I always tip at least 20%
I wave at strangers
I am allergic to horses
I vote for myself in every election
Any sentence that starts with the phrase "Real men" is almost definitely going to piss me off
I roll all the windows down in my car as soon as I get in
My driving has been described as "brave"
While I'm on the topic of my car. If you turn my stereo down and you don't have something goddamn important to say, I may be forced to just deal with it. Because what kind of person gets visibly mad about that sort of thing?
What I’m doing with my life
Not much at the moment, looking for work, getting back into school, standard aimless twenty-something bullshit.
I’m really good at
Math.
Physics.
Tricking people into thinking I'm interesting.
Explaining things.
Coming up with correct-sounding bullshit.
Noticing haircuts.
Skiing.
Smoking.
Making an ass of myself.
Navigating.
Utilizing public transit.
Balancing coins on my elbow and catching them. My record is 35 pennies.
Dancing like an idiot at parties.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can't dance to save my life. This does not stop me.

Also, I am rather short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sex, Drugs and Coco Puffs, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the Harry Potter series, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Downtown Owl, Slaughterhouse Five, Eating the Dinosaur.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Wrist Cutters, a Love Story, American History X, Milk, Chicago (I LOVE musicals), Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Snatch, anything Quinton Tarantino.

Shows: Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Mad Men, Top Gear (UK), The Venture Brothers, Archer, Home Movies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Wilfred, Arrested Development, all of the Star Trek.

Music: Neutral Milk Hotel, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Modest Mouse, The Beatles, Fun, Akron/Family, The Beastie Boys, The Flaming Lips, Dr. Dog, Homeless Gospel Choir, The Unicorns, Ben Folds, Muse, Delta Spirit, Die Antwoord, OFWGKTA, Death Grips, Jethro Tull, Steely Dan, Cake.

Food: I love all food and will eat anything that holds still long enough, although Mexican is my favorite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the hell do people mow they're lawns?, Quantum physics, vector calculus, sex, Smokey and the Bandit (nothing happens), sex, food, Holy shit! it's only 9:24?, What the fuck, it's already 9:25?, (I am barely capable of perceiving the passage of time) Microbiology.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chain smoking with a few acquaintances until 3am then wondering where the time went.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry at weddings and play video games on "easy".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you meet any two of the following requirements

you think I'm neat and you want to get to know me
you think I'm an asshole and wish to voice your disapproval
you won't at any point quote Rene Descartres
you are actually open meeting in person