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31 M Massillon, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:39am
6′ 7″ (2.00m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Jesus saves. . . And takes half damage.

Just basically looking for friends, maybe more.

While I'm not generally opposed to the idea of casual encounters, we at least need to be able to hold a conversation. Conversation is as much a part of foreplay as anything else.

I have several fandoms including Trek, Wars, Who, Firefly and many others. I try to play D&D whenever possible, although I've been playing 2e exclusively for the past six years or so. I would need to relearn 3.5 if that's your thing. I also read manga and watch anime.

Unfortunately, I am currently working two jobs and am on a 7d/wk schedule so I don't have any time to go out and do things.

I am sarcastic, geeky, and realistic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a meat popsicle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height (6'7.5"), my eyes, and my voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is a loaded question.
As far as music I have a very wide and varied taste. Same with film, T.V., books, and food.
Rock/Metal/Classic Rock: Symphony X, Blind Guardian, Lamb of God, Iron Maiden, Kidney Thieves, Jack off Jill, My Ruin, Arch Enemy, System of a Down, Soundgarden, Mushroomhead, Dimmu Borgir, Clutch, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, The Beatles, The Grateful Dead, Creedence, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, the list goes on ad nauseum.

Classical/Instrumental: Rachmaninoff, Vivaldi, Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, Mozart, Liszt.

Rap/Hip Hop: Wu Tang, Eminem, Mackelmore, Busta Rhymes, Run DMC, Futuriztic Sex Robots, Mos Def, Bone Thugs & Harmony.

Electronic/Industrial: The Prodigy, Aphex Twin, Chemical Brothers, Juno Reactor, Darude, Nero, Future Sounds of London, Squarepusher, KMFDM, MDFMK, Pig, Zeromancer etc.

others: Massive Attack, Portishead, early Fiona Apple, Sneaker Pimps, way too many groups/artists in many genres.

Films/TV: Blade Runner, Dune, Star Wars episodes IV V and VI, Supertroopers, Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Zombieland, John Dies at the End, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing, etc., etc., etc..
Suits, Dr Who, Most Star Trek (except Enterprise), Elementary, Sherlock, Castle, Firefly, the list continues.

Authors: (in no particular order) Chuck Palahniuk, John Green, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Terry Goodkind, Terry Brooks, J.R.R. Tolkien, David & Leah Eddings, Gregory Macguire, George R.R. Martin, Christopher Moore, Mark Twain, Frank Herbert, the list continues.

Food: Italian, Indian, Cantonese, Szechuan, Thai, Japanese, Tex/Mex, Mexican, Jamaican. Also, fast food entirely too often for comfort.

These lists are in constant flux.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My towel
2. Liquid water
3. Breathable atmosphere
4. A relatively stable local star
5. A magnetic field capable of diverting the solar wind from said star.
6. Food
7. Entertainment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will answer honestly most any direct question I am asked. . . In person or on one of these sites.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You shouldn't. I'm rather boring. . . But if you want to geek out we can talk firefly/who/trek/wars/etc.

I'm super indecisive and relatively shy at first, so I most likely will not message you first.