Zephyram
32 Massillon, OH
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My self-summary
Biting is excellent. . . It's like kissing except there's a winner.

Just basically looking for friends, maybe more.

While I'm not generally opposed to the idea of casual encounters, we at least need to be able to hold a conversation. Conversation is as much a part of foreplay as anything else.

I have several fandoms including Trek, Wars, Who, Firefly and many others.

420 friendly

I am sarcastic, geeky, and realistic
What I’m doing with my life
Living.
I’m really good at
Procrastination.
Being a meat popsicle
Speaking
Being a giant.
The first things people usually notice about me
Height and voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I refuse to answer this question as it is highly improbable I would be able to narrow the field sufficiently. I'd say somewhere in the vicinity of two to the power of two hundred and sixty-seven thousand seven hundred and nine to one against.

Ok, I'll admit I'm currently rereading tHhGttG. . .
The six things I could never do without
1. My towel
2. Liquid water
3. Breathable atmosphere
4. A relatively stable local star
5. A magnetic field capable of diverting the solar wind from said star.
6. internet access
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, watching a movie, or possibly out with friends participating in some manner of shenanigans or another. Probably a pool hall.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. . .
You should message me if
You shouldn't. I'm rather boring. . . But if you want to geek out we can talk firefly/who/trek/wars/etc.

Although single, I am not actively pursuing a relationship at this time. I do not feel I currently possess adequate depth or breadth of emotion, nor the maturity to sustain a romantic relationship in the long term.
If after this disclaimer you still feel any
interest, by all means contact me. I must warn you however. Do not simply "hi"me or send me some message equally inane. The way to attract my interest easiest is to immediately engage me in conversation. The awkward opening exchanges are always well. . . Awkward. Skipping them is for the best.
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