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Zephyram

31 Massillon, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 7″ (2.00m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Just basically looking for friends, maybe more.

While I'm not generally opposed to the idea of casual encounters, we at least need to be able to hold a conversation. Conversation is as much a part of foreplay as anything else.

I have several fandoms including Trek, Wars, Who, Firefly and many others. I try to play D&D whenever possible, although I've been playing 2e exclusively for the past six years or so. I would need to relearn 3.5 if that's your thing. I also read manga and watch anime.

420 friendly

I am sarcastic, geeky, and realistic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastination.
Being a meat popsicle.
Rolling a joint (I cheat though, dollar bill)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height (6'7.5"), my eyes, and my voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a highly eclectic taste in movies, music, anime, books, and food. If you'd like to know, we should probably have a conversation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My towel
2. Liquid water
3. Breathable atmosphere
4. A relatively stable local star
5. A magnetic field capable of diverting the solar wind from said star.
6. internet access
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You shouldn't. I'm rather boring. . . But if you want to geek out we can talk firefly/who/trek/wars/etc.

I'm super indecisive and relatively shy until I'm comfortable with someone, so I most likely will not message you first.