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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 31
Relationship Type
6' 7" (2.00m)
Body Type
Used up
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Biting is excellent. . . It's like kissing except there's a winner.

Just basically looking for friends, maybe more.

While I'm not generally opposed to the idea of casual encounters, we at least need to be able to hold a conversation. Conversation is as much a part of foreplay as anything else.

I have several fandoms including Trek, Wars, Who, Firefly and many others.

420 friendly

I am sarcastic, geeky, and realistic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a meat popsicle
Being a giant.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height (6'7.5"), my eyes, and my voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I refuse to answer this question as it is highly improbable I would be able to narrow the field sufficiently. I'd say somewhere in the vicinity of two to the power of two hundred and sixty-seven thousand seven hundred and nine to one against.

Ok, I'll admit I'm currently rereading tHhGttG. . .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My towel
2. Liquid water
3. Breathable atmosphere
4. A relatively stable local star
5. A magnetic field capable of diverting the solar wind from said star.
6. internet access
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, watching a movie, or possibly out with friends participating in some manner of shenanigans or another. Probably a pool hall.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. . .
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You shouldn't. I'm rather boring. . . But if you want to geek out we can talk firefly/who/trek/wars/etc.

Although single, I am not actively pursuing a relationship at this time. I do not feel I currently possess adequate depth or breadth of emotion, nor the maturity to sustain a romantic relationship in the long term.
If after this disclaimer you still feel any
interest, by all means contact me. I must warn you however. Do not simply "hi"me or send me some message equally inane. The way to attract my interest easiest is to immediately engage me in conversation. The awkward opening exchanges are always well. . . Awkward. Skipping them is for the best.