Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the kind of person that has a great sense of humor, well,
rather, I have a unique sense of humor. I love to play with
people's jokes, because watching their expression as I deny them
their punchline, and then assimilate it into my own joke like an
all-consuming cosmic entity from the far depths of Rl'yeh, is the
kind of pleasure that corrupts the soul in a dark, schadenfreude
kind of way.
And while that may sound like I'm an reprehensible asshole, I'm
totally a nice person otherwise though.
Batman is also my favorite superhero.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a writer and an engineer. Writing is the passion, engineering
is the paycheck. I don't like it. Engineering, that is. I love
writing. Ask me about writing.
...Other than that I am also attending college for a Bachelors in
writing. Maybe journalism on the horizon, hopefully not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at this whole writing thing. I'm exceptionally
gifted at professional-grade not giving a fuck though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As with anyone who was in a D&D club in school, I enjoy movies,
comic books, video games, anime, that sort of thing. So you'll see
some of that mixed in with the normie stuff.
I'm a huge Lovecraftian horror fan, so all of those. Plus...
The Brothers Karamazov
The Laughing Joke
Lord of the Flies
Batman: Year One
The Dark Knight Returns
JLA: Tower of Babel
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
Kara no Kyoukai
Rumble in the Bronx
Enter the Dragon
Lord of the Rings
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Fifth Element
Batman the Animated Series
Justice League Unlimited
For anime you can check MAL.
I unironically enjoy Taylor Swift.
3 Doors Down
...and other music I can't recall at the moment.
I'm not a fan of onions or avocados.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The insight to decide what is best in life, the wisdom to see past
myself, the compassion to care for others, the strength to carry
their burdens, the resilience to get up when I've fallen, and the
humility to know that I'm only human.
Haha, just kidding, it's crack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I write a lot, so usually that. I also think a lot about what I'll
be like when I'm old.
Like... when I'm old and crusty, I want to own a giant house that
can house my family for generations. Not only that, I'll line the
halls with paintings of myself in various costumes throughout
history, and tell people that they are my ancestors. The first
generation will know, but not talk about it, the second generation
will also have an idea, but because their parents never talked
about it they don't know for certain.
Then the third generation and beyond...they'll think that every
generation someone who looks like me goes on to do great things,
which means they'll carry with themselves an inflated sense of
pride and loyalty to the family all inspired because I got dressed
up in funny outfits one week and had some guy paint me over and
...That's what I think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cuddled up in a onesie with a cup of cocoa and a good book...or
sitting at my computer into the late morning dressed in my
underpants and muttering obscenities under my breath. Depends.
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