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My self-summary
I'm the kind of person that has a great sense of humor, well, rather, I have a unique sense of humor. I love to play with people's jokes, because watching their expression as I deny them their punchline, and then assimilate it into my own joke like an all-consuming cosmic entity from the far depths of Rl'yeh, is the kind of pleasure that corrupts the soul in a dark, schadenfreude kind of way.

And while that may sound like I'm an reprehensible asshole, I'm totally a nice person otherwise though.

Batman is also my favorite superhero.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer and an engineer. Writing is the passion, engineering is the paycheck. I don't like it. Engineering, that is. I love writing. Ask me about writing.

...Other than that I am also attending college for a Bachelors in writing. Maybe journalism on the horizon, hopefully not.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at this whole writing thing. I'm exceptionally gifted at professional-grade not giving a fuck though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As with anyone who was in a D&D club in school, I enjoy movies, comic books, video games, anime, that sort of thing. So you'll see some of that mixed in with the normie stuff.

I'm a huge Lovecraftian horror fan, so all of those. Plus...
The Brothers Karamazov
The Witcher
The Shining
The Laughing Joke
Kingdom Come
Lord of the Flies
Dante's Inferno
The Outsiders
Batman: Year One
The Dark Knight Returns
JLA: Tower of Babel

Clerks II
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
Pulp Fiction
Kara no Kyoukai
The Godfather
Hard Boiled
Rumble in the Bronx
Drunken Master
Enter the Dragon
Iron Man
Ant Man
Lord of the Rings
2001: A Space Odyssey
Blade Runner
Total Recall
The Fifth Element

Batman the Animated Series
Justice League Unlimited
The Flash
For anime you can check MAL.

I unironically enjoy Taylor Swift.
Carrie Underwood
Darius Rucker
Lady Antebellum
Dan Bull
Nana Mizuki
The Script
Imagine Dragons
3 Doors Down
...and other music I can't recall at the moment.

I'm not a fan of onions or avocados.
The six things I could never do without
The insight to decide what is best in life, the wisdom to see past myself, the compassion to care for others, the strength to carry their burdens, the resilience to get up when I've fallen, and the humility to know that I'm only human.

Haha, just kidding, it's crack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I write a lot, so usually that. I also think a lot about what I'll be like when I'm old.

Like... when I'm old and crusty, I want to own a giant house that can house my family for generations. Not only that, I'll line the halls with paintings of myself in various costumes throughout history, and tell people that they are my ancestors. The first generation will know, but not talk about it, the second generation will also have an idea, but because their parents never talked about it they don't know for certain.

Then the third generation and beyond...they'll think that every generation someone who looks like me goes on to do great things, which means they'll carry with themselves an inflated sense of pride and loyalty to the family all inspired because I got dressed up in funny outfits one week and had some guy paint me over and over again.

...That's what I think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cuddled up in a onesie with a cup of cocoa and a good book...or sitting at my computer into the late morning dressed in my underpants and muttering obscenities under my breath. Depends.
You should message me if
I'm pretty easy to talk to,. If I made you laugh, hit me up, yo.