Why hello there. Name's Devon.

This profile is a work in progress, I haven't updated it much in a little while, but I'll try to in the upcoming week - 11-26-2009

If I was a crayon in a box of Crayola's, I'd probably be Lime Green, only because they don't have the color "Awesome".

I'd say that I'm a fairly well rounded person, but that wouldn't be true at all. I'm shaped much more like a square.

I'm pretty laid back. You'll find it hard to offend me with anything. I'm up for trying new things, and I'm not afraid to be loud and goofy in public once in a while. I like cars. A lot.

I love electronics, and have a lot of them. I can use machines and build computers like it's second nature. Actually, I'm pretty handy, period. Oh yeah, and I'm a gamer. And pretty good. I'll probably win.

I love humor. I like to find anything in life that could bring out a smile, even if it may seem to be somewhat morally wrong. Funny jokes, bad jokes, dirty jokes, science and computer jokes, pranks, anything to make a person smile.

Intelligence is good in my book. I like smart people. If you can hold an intelligent conversation, I'm much more likely to talk to you for a bit longer.

Another thing that that 'plays my drums', so to speak, is musical talent. If you can play an instrument and/or sing, it scores major points with me. I'm a huge appreciator of music and hope to learn multiple instruments in the future. Although if you aren't musically inclined, I won't hold it against you; I appreciate any talents a person has.

Typing. Yeah. That. What I'm doing right now. See how most of what I'm typing is coherent? Yeah. Not hard. Do that. Then I can READ it. *Thumbs uP*

My friends are family to me. Recording podcasts, videos for youtube, creating art and music with them, watching movies, going on road trips, working on our cars and vehicles, and hanging out. All things I love to do with them, and only a small sampling of what actually happens. Suffice to say, without my friends, my life would probably be much safer, more serious, and more productive. But then again, it would be absolutely boring, uneventful, and not nearly as worth it.

Right now I'm making videos for my YouTube group I formed with my friends, (No One In Particular, and working for a website (www.foxpunk.com to be exact).

I currently work in an auto garage as an automotive technician. I enjoy my work and the wide range of experience that I'm gaining. I'm also trying to save money to go back to school in the future. Hopefully sometime in 2009. I'm not entirely sure what I would like to go back to school for, but it will probably be something for automotive, art, music, cinematography, architecture, or something else I find to be fun and interesting. Recently I've been considering Mechanical Engineering as a career choice, as I enjoy inventing things and I hear you can earn a decent living.

As of late, I've been considering getting back into Taekwondo, of which I spent 3 years training in when I was younger.

Fixing things. And being a dork. And being awesome. And setting stuff on fire.

I may appear to be the goofball of my group of friends, and sometimes I can be loud. I'm not afraid of having fun, and I'm pretty smart. Sometimes people might tell me I smell good. This is because I shower often.

I like the dragonlance series of books, the halo series, and many other military and action based novels. Road & Track, Car and Driver, MotorTrend, MAD, Popular Science, Popular Mechanics, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, and many more.

Music:
Bands I've seen live in concert are Seven Nations, DragonForce, Children Of Bodom, Skeleton Witch, Black Dahlia Murder, High On Fire, Converge, Mastodon, and Dethklok.

I have signed merchandise from DragonForce's guitarist Sam Totman and the keyboardist Vadim Pruzhanov. DethKlok's singer and guitarist Brendon Small, and their touring Basist Bryan Beller

Linkin Park, Metallica, Slipknot, Live, Alter Bridge, Ac/DC, Adema, Shadows Fall, Five Finger Death Punch, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Mastodon, Mars Volta, Static-X, Moby, Mudvayne, Museum Of Fear, Nightwish, Nirvana, Offspring, OutKast, Ozzy Ozborne, Black Sabbath, Pearl Jam, Pillar, Primus, Queen, Prince, Michael Jackson, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, R.E.M., Revis, Soil, Andrew W.K., Rick James, Santana, Serj Tankien, Shinedown, Slayer, Smash Mouth, The Smashing Pumpkins, Soilwork, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Temple Of The Dog, Stone Temple Pilots, Sugar Ray, Hootie And The Blowfish, System Of A Down, Tantric, Goldfrapp, Tenacious D, Terry S. Taylor, Into The Moat, Dream Theater, Marcy Playground, Gorillaz, Between The Burried And Me, Pomplamoose,
(I'll listen to pretty much any kind of music and any genre as well)

Movies:
Silent Hill, Black Hawk Down, Black Sheep, pretty much anything with Jim Carey, Swordfish, my favorite horror series is Evil Dead, The Love Guru, Pan's Labyrinth, Aliens, Predator, Black Sheep, Silent Hill, The Labyrinth, Pan's Labyrinth, Driven, The Punisher, UHF, Crank, Robin Hood Men In Tights, Gone in 60 Seconds, Basic, Public Enemies, Fear And Loathing, Afro Samurai: Resurrection, Fuck: The Documentary,

TV:
Top Gear, Fifth Gear, CSI, Mad TV, Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Modern Marvels, CSI Miami, Formula 1, Pimp My Ride, Stargate, Monster Jam, Trick My Truck, Overhauled, Myth Busters, Scrubs, House, Robot Chicken, Superjail, Knight Rider, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea lab,

Games:
World of Warcraft, Left 4 Dead, Forza Motorsport 2, Fallout 3, Rainbow Six Vegas, Condemned, Assasin's Creed, Mass Effect, Grand Theft Auto 4, Unreal Tournament 3, Guitar Hero 3, Oblivion, Overlord, Peggle, Half Life 2, Chains, Burnout Paradise, Zeno Clash, Diablo II, World Of Goo, Quake Live, Sins Of A Solar Empire, Portal, Defcon, Audio Surf, Left 4 Dead 2, Dead Space, WAY too much time on Team Fortress 2, and the big game for me would be StarCraft, of course.

I. Love. Food.
I can be kind of picky about it though, and I think my favorite kind is definitely anything American. I also like Italian and Mexican

1. Family
2. Friends
3. Laptop
4. Car
5. Occipital Bone
6. Cytoplasm

Why aren't cars being made to their full potential?

What would you do if your media reported that seven Rhinocerouses were rampaging through your neighborhood?

What would happen if a black hole formed in my back yard?

Is that person thinking the same thing I am?

Why can't food instantly appear in front of me whenever I'm hungry?

Why haven't we developed a way to learn while we are sleeping?

What would I do if I could levitate?

How long would it take to build a new pyramid?

Why don't shoes come equiped with springs to make you jump higher?

How many ducks would it take to lift a small child?

How to walk on water, from an engineering standpoint

How many times could the beam of a laser be reflected between mirrors before the beam dissipates?

Why do skulls always look like they are smiling? What do they have to be happy about?

How many mattresses would you have to stack on top of one another to safely stop a sky diver?

What if in the old "Wild West" they rode Rhinoceros' instead of horses?

Why grape soda is so tantalizingly awesome?

Why does "Bobo" make such an awesome name for a monkey?

Mobius Strips.

Penguins.

How many things can shag carpet be applied to?

Why do I write such stupid things down on a public profile?

Am I really that bored?

Suppose I am?

Why are all of my thoughts presented in the form of a question?

How many workers would be injured if a herd of cats swarmed a tuna factory?

What if everything made a screaming noise no matter what it was, the food you eat, the rug you step on, the door handle you've just grabbed?
What if you've grown up all of your life living in a world like that, where it is all completely normal to you?
Now what if you were introduced to a world like ours after having grown up in the alternate life? Would it be weird that everything was silent? When you step on your carpet it no longer makes a squeaky noise?
Do you realize how ridiculous "normal" life would be in that situation? Not to mention boring.

"Normal" is only what we make of it and what we are accustomed to in our own lives. "Normal" is merely a state of mind. An ideal in which people in society are given so that they may have guidelines to follow. Because normal people are easy to direct and keep in line. Your "normal" should be what makes you happy, not what pleases others. Just because somebody is different doesn't make them weird. It makes them unique. Each and every one of us is very different from one another, even if at the same time you are exactly alike.

Usually at Cyber Cafe West in Binghamton with FoxSpellCaster and BabiesKillYou or at Punk's Place in Candor, chillin' at home, or doing some other random thing.

If you want to come hang out sometime feel free! We're always making new friends and meeting new people.

I put the cat in the shower whenever she climbs on the kitchen counter. She doesn't like it.

You can shoot lightning from your eyeballs.

Send me a letter on here. Or.
Skype or AIM @ Zeratul256.