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24 Fresno, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 11
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on University
Might want kids
My self-summary
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Sarcastic, outgoing, good at Englishez. I'm tall, thin, bearded and always characterized with a smile or scowl on my face. Just the usual go-to expressions. I'm pretty laid back, but there are plenty of things that get me going. I like a girl with a sense of adventure, the ability to take jokes in stride and even sling some back. I'm mostly German and Armenian with other seasonings thrown in there.

Name's Bond, James Bond. You can discern for yourself which of those is real.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been going to school for the last 3 years, but unfortunately I still have yet to find that spark of where I want to go. I just moved back to Fresno from Chico, where I was attending, and I'm looking to get a job here and see where things go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking around town past midnight, whooping ass on League of Legends, shootin' the shit with friends, introducing people to good beers and having random facts at hand. I speak with idioms, metaphors and analogies so often I get told to stop talking in riddles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My go-to expressions, either I look pissed or I'm laughing my ass off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh Captain, my Captain- RIP

Game of Thrones, Wheel of Time, Tucker Max, the Ravenscliff series, Dresden Files, Harry Potter, I Spy. Do not laugh, that shit is tits, way too many good memories not to own at least a few of them. Also, Sword Art Online, not just good for an anime, just good. Check. That. Out.

One of my all time favorite movies is The Sandlot, fuckin' classic to me. That aside: Donnie Darko, Meet Joe Black, What Dreams May Come, Tron Legacy, Dead Poets Society (almost on the same level as Sandlot), most Disney movies, Slumdog Millionaire, and many more. Burn Notice is one of my favorite shows, Westen is the best spy ever. 'Nuff said. White Collar is damn good too, it would be interesting to see what Caffrey could pull off with a spy to work with. Others: Boston Legal, Supernatural, Firefly, Castle (just about anything with Nathan Fillion, he's a boss), and How I Met Your Mother. The list goes on, I have had a lifetime, but that'll do. As for music, there's more of it that I love than what I dislike. My tastes are as numerous as there are colors in the world. Favorite food is lasagna, among other things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
We'll drive in the fast lane, out on the freeway, tell us to slow down, starts a car chase, as long as we've got each other, we've got it made-Theory of a Deadman

My brothers, my friends, MUSIC...NOT CLICHE AT ALL. It's how I relate, the vent to the volcano, the light at the end of the tunnel, etc...onward. Speeding, human interaction and the bare necessities of organs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon-Mulan

Meeting someone, going out, and hoping they know how to handle my friends' relentless jokes and jabs. Don't run, they smell fear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, kicking back watching Netflix, or reminding myself there's a moon outside and there are other buildings in the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like girls with guy names. Bloody weird, mate.
You should message me if
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You want to meet up and talk face to face, Cupid doesn't work well through text and bright-lit screens, Ok? I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, I'm up for ALMOST any conversation, feel free to test those waters as you please.