Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


22 M Fresno, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

Similar Users

My self-summary
Sarcastic, outgoing, good at Englishez. I'm tall, thin, bearded and always characterized with a smile or scowl on my face. Just the usual go-to expressions. I'm pretty laid back, but there are plenty of things that get me going. I like a girl with a sense of adventure, the ability to take jokes in stride and even sling some back. I'm mostly German and Armenian with other seasonings thrown in there.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been going to school for the last 3 years, but unfortunately I still have yet to find that spark of where I want to go. I just moved back to Fresno from Chico, where I was attending, and I'm looking to get a job here and see where things go.
I’m really good at
Walking around town past midnight, whooping ass on League of Legends, shootin' the shit with friends, introducing people to good beers and having random facts at hand. I speak with idioms, metaphors and analogies so often I get told to stop talking in riddles.
The first things people usually notice about me
My go-to expressions, either I look pissed or I'm laughing my ass off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'd rather trust and regret, than doubt and regret-SAO

Game of Thrones, Wheel of Time, Tucker Max, the Ravenscliff series, Dresden Files, Harry Potter, I Spy. Do not laugh, that shit is tits, way too many good memories not to own at least a few of them. Also, Sword Art Online, not just good for an anime, just good. Check. That. Out.

One of my all time favorite movies is The Sandlot, fuckin' classic to me. That aside: Donnie Darko, Meet Joe Black, What Dreams May Come, Tron Legacy, Dead Poets Society (almost on the same level as Sandlot), most Disney movies, Slumdog Millionaire, and many more. Burn Notice is one of my favorite shows, Westen is the best spy ever. 'Nuff said. White Collar is damn good too, it would be interesting to see what Caffrey could pull off with a spy to work with. Others: Boston Legal, Supernatural, Firefly, Castle (just about anything with Nathan Fillion, he's a boss), and How I Met Your Mother. The list goes on, I have had a lifetime, but that'll do. As for music, there's more of it that I love than what I dislike. My tastes are as numerous as there are colors in the world. Favorite food is lasagna, among other things.
The six things I could never do without
We'll drive in the fast lane, out on the freeway, tell us to slow down, starts a car chase, as long as we've got each other, we've got it made-Theory of a Deadman

My brothers, my friends, MUSIC...NOT CLICHE AT ALL. It's how I relate, the vent to the volcano, the light at the end of the tunnel, etc...onward. Speeding, human interaction and the bare necessities of organs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
We must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon-Mulan

Meeting someone, going out, and hoping they know how to handle my friends' relentless jokes and jabs. Don't run, they smell fear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, kicking back watching Netflix, or reminding myself there's a moon outside and there are other buildings in the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like girls with guy names. Bloody weird, mate.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to meet up and talk face to face, Cupid doesn't work well through text and bright-lit screens, Ok? I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, I'm up for ALMOST any conversation, feel free to test those waters as you please.