Anyway, about me. I program internets for a living, meaning I program things like when you send messages on OKCupid, the program that stores and displays those messages. Unlike OKCupid, I'm not insane and I program in something sensible for web use, not C++. I like computers. A lot. Sometimes I cry when I see what people do to them. I spend too much time in front of them, and if I'm not careful I will get arrested for indecent exposure. I do like to go out and be social when bribed, so I'm like a quasi-nerd. Except I'm not I'm really just a huge nerd and I'm trying to kid myself. But don't tell you I said that.
I spend most of my time online talking to people I should just call on the phone, like on Google Talk or in IRC or something, if that counts for anything. I used to play Final Fantasy XI a lot and played WoW for like a month and oh yeah I played internet spaceships for a while but you can only shoot missles out of your midget ass about a million times before it's just a waste of time, now it's whatever Wii game is popular at the moment so for example maybe I am into injuring my hand by playing Mario Kart for 16 hours straight.
I like video games. Super Mario Bros. 3 is the best video game ever made, and the best Video Game series is Final Fantasy. I also love anything made by Shigeru Miyamoto. If you know what the parts of my OK Cupid name are from, you officially rock and should have my children. Well, unless you are a guy, I just don't swing that way sorry. :(
My musical tastes include cheezy techno, 80s, and other random assorted crap. Take on Me is the undisputed best song ever. Happy 2b Hardcore and happy hardcore techno touches me inappropriately, tho more than likely I am listening to shitty ytmnd soundtrack mp3s or katamari damacy's soundtrack or something. Oh and I like the Pet Shop Boys probably because I wish I was gay (or at least bi).
For my fellow nerds out there, my favorite video games are mostly Nintendo's cheesy kiddie games and I used spend entirely too much money on Final Fantasy XI but recently I've taken to Wii games and spending all my money on the Virtual Console. When I played FFXI, I was Zeromusmog on the Bahamut server, I'm a Tarutaru and usually a Black or White mage. I have pointy ears and am a magic missile-casting midget that makes fireballs come out of my ass. I don't play anymore but I'm leaving that here in case one of my old buddies is looking for me. I don't think can't pass a DDR machine without playing a quick song. Or more. I'm an avid fan of Linux and won't shut the fuck up about it (UBUNTU UBUNTU UBUNTU). Seriously Ubuntu 8.04 kicks ass and you should try it. I built my own computar machene on the cheap, it's pretty rad. Newegg all the way! My desktop is a couple of years old now, only $1100 with only two major $200 upgrades (2GB of RAM, new video card) and it's running circles around an HP PC my parents bought for $2000 at the same time! Of course, it's my fault if anything ever goes wrong with that thing. At something like four years old or something my deskop is still pretty rad but I want MOAR PROCESSOR now.
Politically, I REALLY REALLY hate the RIAA, so unless you want me to tirade about that for hours, don't bring it up. :D I'm not a big Microsoft fan, but they're becoming irrelevant and I'm starting to hate them less since they're not as retarded as sony. Riiiiiiiiiiiiidge racerrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Also, I hate both major political parties and I voted for Nader despite his batshit insanity, probably because I am batshit insane. If Obama doesn't win this next election I'm moving to Canada. Haha just kidding, nobody actually moves to Canada it's too cold
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I am pumpkin-pie-loving, spunktacular, and an overall great guy