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Zesteeze

25 Honolulu, HI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I grew up in the PNW with a short stint in CA. I went to Waldorf and the like for a while and I balanced it out with good 'ol public high school.

I shave my head and I balance it out with my beard.

Driving here can drive me mad but I balance that out by really enjoying my two-wheeled modes of transport.

I have a pun track mind. Sometimes I'm mean but I try to be kind. I love elicit laughs and draw complex geometric pictographs.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating fruit, watching the sunrise, pushing my limits, meeting friendlies, baking cakes, cooking dinner, dreaming day and night, looking at screens, trying to help people, helping myself, striving for empathy, stretching, bouldering, bipedal locomotion, shameless self-promotion, finding the quotient, diving into the ocean, seeing the horizon, imagining whats on the other side, realizing the present and the future, reading more literature, being a model citizen, staying out of prison, ensuring proper provisions, but most of all I'm just living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
inciting laughter, climbing, hiking, building fires, drawing, biking, cooking, cleaning, snowboarding, sleeping, being efficient, being a perfectionist, saying 'it's good enough,' speaking in silly accents, learning, reading out loud, building things, and using my powers for good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My nose neighbor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Edibles: soft cheeses, hard cheeses, dark chocolate>milk chocolate>white chocolate (contrary to the great white, white chocolate isn't that great), Norwegian Waffles, fresh berries (Blue, Black, Razz, etc.), Pie, cheesecake, above-average cake,
bananas & peanut butter, tropical fruits, texturally exciting noms, and things I've yet to taste.

Readables: Snow Crash, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland & Through The Looking Glass, Tesla, The Alphabet of Manliness, Proust was a neuroscientist. I've come to appreciate reading much more now that I'm no longer in school.

Hearables: Spoon, Ghostland Observatory, Blockhead, Flume, Cake, Air, Brother Ali, MIA, Atmosphere, The Lion King Soundtrack, Andre Nickatina, Glitch Mob, Aesop Rock,The Black Lillies, The Black Keys, Mystic Roots, Cat Stevens, Sergio Mendez, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Daft Punk, Pretty Lights, Cold War Kids, Chromeo, Dispatch, Santogold, Massive Attack, Stick Figure, Johny Cash, Notorious B.I.G., Gramatik, Talking Heads, but most of all I like new discoveries

Watchables: The Fall, Archer, Weeds, Stewart & Colbert, Moon, Matchstick Men, The Usual Suspects, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Louis C.K., Walking Dead, Old School, Memento, Fight Club, Bonds old & new, A Fish Called Wanda, kung fu films, Tarantino films, & more films.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vistas
Fires
Feelings
Feets
Bicycles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting to the one single tree
from my desk as I sit I can see
far up in the mountains stands she
A Kooalu quest, destined just for me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not being typical. Sometimes I'm out till the wee hours celebrating the moon. Sometimes I'm asleep by 9pm. Watching a movie, drawing, cleaning, going out to eat, kicking back with a few beers and friends. I guess those are getting to be more typical activities, but I'll do whatever strikes my fancy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to be a hand model.
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you please.