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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 28
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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My name is Isaac. I work Monday thru Friday, and some Saturdays. I enjoy my free time very much. Anytime I can go see some sort of live music, I'm game. I love sports, cooking, cinema, and hippie lettuce.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working during the week. Going all over Houston (sometimes Texas) on the weekends. I do my best to go to a couple of festivals a year. I go to a lot of concerts and shows around Houston.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing games ([poker]cards, table-top / board games ... I feel like I should of just omitted that) Rooting for the TEXANS, ROCKETS, ASTROS or DYNAMO. Listening & debating. Sometimes there needs to be a devil's advocate. Moving my schedule around for shows or festivals. Quoting movies & songs. Finding music to fit the mood. Any mood.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a large human being with long hair and a big bushy beard. AKA Hagrid. Minus the accent. Sexy right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read nearly as much as I used to. I like Chuck P. and Aldous Huxley books. The shining was a badass read. Also, Marylin Manson and Neil Strauss' Long Hard Road Outta hell.

Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino movies are a staple. Bravehart, Star Wars, LOTR, Full Metal Jacket, Disney movies, & Documentaries. I like plenty of movies. Depending on my mood, I'll watch almost any movie. I can't guarantee I'll enjoy it, but I'll watch it.

I like South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Cops, Game of Thrones, That 70's show, The Boondocks, The Sopranos, The Office... Etc. Classics.

Modest Mouse, TOOL, Jeezy, Above & Beyond, Coheed & Cambria, Minus The Bear, Lamb Of God, El Ten Eleven, Scarface, Pantera, Steve Miller, Russian Circles, Schoolboy Q, Milky Chance, Allison Krauss, Dirty Vegas, Brand New, STRFKR, Led Zeppelin, Tchami, Norma Jean, Gary Clark Jr., Lykke Li, Arcade Fire, Mat Zo, Future Islands, Portugal. The Man, Crystal Castles, Finch, Bright Light Social Hour, UGK, The Kinks, Between The Buried and Me, Lana Del Rey, Glass Animals, Bassnectar, Every Time I Die, Motown, SPM, Explosions In The Sky, ODB, Deftones...
I can talk music ALL DAY LONG. Almost any genre almost any decade.

I love stand up as well. George Carlin is a personal hero. Also, Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies, Louis CK, Dana Gould... An ongoing list really

I don't care for mushrooms, cottage cheese, tapioca, olives, and I'm sure a few other things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tunes
2. Sports (Football if I HAD to choose)
3. South Park
4. Family (My friends are extended family)
5. BUD
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I think so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to go see a show or festival of some sort. If all else fails I'm at my house listening to music & smoking. Probably cooking too. I really like stand up comedy or improv as well. Company is always welcome. Not just on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It is almost impossible to offend me directly. I get more offended at how people treat others. I am still astonished at how much hate people have for no good reason.
You should message me if
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If you're interested in making a new friend. Don't be afraid to message me, I will respond. If you would like a recommendation on where to go in Houston, or a new song to listen to. Seriously, it's fun for me. If you want to have a poker game, or play any other game. If you're close enough to maybe meet up. If you would like to smoke, watch south park (or whatever), go to a show, hang out, or all of the above.