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27 Houston, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 13
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Isaac. I have a job that takes up 50-60 hours a week. My life pretty much revolves around all types of music. All types. I'm open minded to a lot of new things. I consider myself a good friend. I spend a lot of time NOT watching stupid mindless TV shows about "pseudo-reality". I'm clean and hygienic. I have a house, and keep up with my bills! haha. That seems to prove difficult for some people. I hate shitty music and closed-minded idiots. I never get tired of south park. NEVER.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working during the week. Going all over Houston (sometimes Texas) on the weekends.
I’m really good at
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Playing games (cards, scrabble, balderdash, etc.) Rooting for the TEXANS, ROCKETS, or DYNAMO. Listening & arguing my point. Moving my schedule around for shows or festivals. Quoting movies & songs. Finding music to fit the mood. Any mood.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my size let's be honest. Also maybe my beard now. I'm not exactly sure what people notice. Apparently it isn't something complimentary because I have yet to know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A) Books: I like books about a lot of things. Chuck Palahniuk is probably one of my favorite authors. I like Aldous Huxley books as well I'm finding. As sad as it is, To Kill A Mockingbird is still one of my favorites. Atticus Finch made me want to be a lawyer. However, I am not. I don't necessarily stick to one author. I'd like to get back into reading more. I've been slacking lately. I enjoy a good true story as well as a creative one.

(B) Movies: I really enjoy a lot of movies. I also really despise a lot of movies. I find that movies of late are, for the most part, pathetic. Hollywood's idea lately of good cinema is staggering. I feel like we are treated like idiots based on most of these "movies" coming out. Mel Brooks is one of my all-time favorite directors. He still makes me laugh. Wes Anderson is another one of my favorite directors. All of his movies are littered with genius I feel. There's plenty more I like, but definitely Mel Brooks, wes anderson, tarantino, kubrick, so on and so forth. Edgar Wright has proven to make movies I enjoy as well. I also really enjoy epic classics such as STAR WARS, Lord Of The Rings, Braveheart, I could really continue for a while. I still really love to watch Disney movies as well. Robin Hood, Emperor's New Groove, Rescuers. ETC. I don't watch a whole lot of tv unless it's through netflix. South Park is my all-time favorite show. It's so much more than just little kids being offensive. I feel there are actual life lessons in South Park. I really like Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen, Archer, The League, Trailer Park Boys, Modern Family, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, & The Office to name a few more.

(C) Music: My favorite category. I will listen to any kind of music and I have my favorites in each genre. Modest Mouse falls into the category of things I will never burn out on. My music variety ranges from Lamb of God to Jeezy, George Strait to Above & Beyond, Every Time I die to Imogen Heap, Tool to Lana Del Rey, W&W to The Weeknd... I can go on and on. Good stuff. Let's talk music. ALL DAY. My favorite way to spend money is on a show. electronic shows, heavy-metal, pub/bar rock, local, arenas. If it's live music, I'm usually down to check it out. With or without company.

(D) Foods: I don't like mushrooms ... or cottage cheese. I do however like pretty much any other kind of cheese, and a lot of other shit too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Sports (Football if I HAD to choose)
3. South Park
4. Family (friends are family too)
5. BUD
6. PLAYSTATION (my home entertainment system)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Plenty of things. My mind has no speed limit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to go see a show or festival of some sort. If all else fails I'm at my house listening to music & smoking. Probably cooking too. Company is always welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's almost impossible to offend me directly. I get offended at idiocy.
You should message me if
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If you're interested in making a new friend. Don't be afraid to message me, I will respond. If you would like a recommendation on where to go in Houston, or a new song to listen to. If you're close enough to maybe meet up. If you would like to smoke, watch south park, go to a show, hang out, or all of the above.