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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:14pm
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Out of shape plumber on the track to being a male cat lady, Has a bad habbit of regurgitating lines and words as a forum of humour ala reddit but once dragged away from that is good in conversation, a laugh to be around as he actually has a sense of humor when its provoked and easily launched into song" - Written by a friend who didn't know the purpose of why I'd asked him to describe me truthfully. The regurgitating lines is just my latent mimicing ability in action! Not a great impressionist or anything, but aspiring voice actor hah!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Compled an HND in Computing:Technical Support on June 8th 2012 and that's me only just got my start in IT.
Considering my past work experience of marine engineering and plumbing, my future in IT should be interesting. Building water chilled PCs guffawww.

Aside from that I'm a lover of Karaoke, and bad a singer as I may be, I can't get enough!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining certain types of folk with my quirky mannerisms. That doesn't sound right, I'm not some sort of gigolo! Deary me! I'm a bit silly, like, a big man-child. Though much more mature. If that makes any form of sense. I think it does. Mission accomplished! I'm also really good at pissing off Chuggers! Charity Muggers! Or as my good friend Sean Locke calls them, Chunts!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses and dirty blonde hair? I dunno, if I have lazied out and not shaved in a week I get a really 'orrid little fluff on my face as evidenced in certain pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests. for music is a good place to start. Little bit of everything! Meesa eesa super eclectic! When it comes to music at least. And films actually. Known to enjoy most genres 'cept horrors, and I avoid Twilight in case of cooties.

Books wise most recently it has been George R.R. Martins Song of Ice and fire series, currently hunting the 3rd book! Loving it so far.
Which leads me onto TV series and obviously, Game of Thrones. I'm a late adopter of that though, since i wanted to read the books first so I could scoff at inaccuracies :P Which although numerous, aren't game breaking since its an adaptation and I could go on.

Love me some Castle, House M.D, Family Guy, Walking Dead and CSI Miami yeaaahhhhhhhh! (Other CSI's are just as watchable but they have no Horatio Caine :C )
I went on there though, and my entire suggestion area was filled with animated Disney movies. Not quite sure what that says about me. My possible favourite movie (physically owned that I have watched the most) is probaly Amélie :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order.
Electricity to run all my gadgets:-
Films, Games etc. (Read: entertainment)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The randomness of random stuff. I dunno, I find it hard to tune my mind into a single focused thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
For the past few weeks I've been chilling in the house with my college work load that I've been slacking slightly with. Uuuuusually though I'm out in Shawlands at Karaoke (affectionately known to me and my friend as Karenoke since the hostess is an awesome Karen xD )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The start of Pixars UP! tore my heart out and stomped all over it, left me bubbling like a little schoolboy :'C

I'm a big softie. Got my songs that'll set me off too!

I made this video for my friend in Korea since I couldn't make his wedding!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a karaoke duet partner (all me and my buddy Joe can do is 'under pressure' because the are no male duets).
I seem to intrigue you. Or I've browsed you and maybe not messaged you and you'd like to know why.