You know what? I don't like movies. If I'm going to watch a movie, it would have to be something that I starred in because I know I'm extremely entertaining! If you choose to join me in my movie, I might be nice and let you play the damsel in distress. But if you just can't fulfill the roll, there's always the evil step mother ;)

I love to sing. Unfortunately, so does my mother, except she like to yodel a lot. If you like that sort of thing, then you'll get along great with my family. If not, then feel free to ask for a bulk supply of ear plugs. I'll tell my mom that you're deaf, so I hope you know sign language ;)

I consider myself successful, I love my job, I think of myself to be fun, exciting, entertaining, and passionate about the things and people I love. If I like you, you may join me on my adventure through life. All of this could be yours if the price is right!

Now that I've given you some tidbits about what I am, lets get to what I like in a companion ... I like my woman to keep herself in shape and take generally good care of her health. If you are the size of a cement truck, please feel free to look elsewhere. I take good care of my body and I expect you to do so as well.

I also expect my woman to be feminine. If you ride a motorcycle and are covered in tattoos, then you're not a woman - you're a man full of estrogen. However, if you can embrace your natural feminine nature and be a REAL woman, then you've found the true way to gain my interest and I'll be able to identify your womanly needs (the unspoken ones) and surprise you by fulfilling them.

I'm looking for a woman to compliment my masculinity. I want a woman I can protect, support (and I don't mean financially), someone to experience a fun, exciting life with, and a person to love. Are you feminine enough to live up to that? ;)

Currently, breathing occupies most of my time. If you can't handle my desire to sustain my own life, then I suggest you look elsewhere.

Writing goofy stuff in these text boxes.

My smile. I can seduce people with it alone. I didn't smile in my profile pic because I want YOU to seduce me with your stellar personality.

I listen to The Replacements a lot.
You don't.
You should.

1) Music
2) Guitar
3) Food
4) Who decided on six things?
5) Hand puppets
6) Big Star's Third/Sister Lovers album
7) My good looks :)

How much fun I'm having. You should too!

sleeping so I can get an early start on Saturday. I love my Saturdays too much to sleep them away!

is that I'm shocked you're still reading my profile. Am I really that entertaining?

"Yes!" shouts my other personality. "We're all wondering what's going to happen in the next text box!"

you should dare to meet a man who's rarely single. I usually get snatched up quickly by some lucky lady. So what are you waiting for? Pick up that mouse and dial!