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37 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Apr 23
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Has a kid
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I enjoy being positive, happy, fun, and you're probably going to have some VERY memorable times. I'm not telling you where I'm taking you for a first date because... well... I have to find you interesting first. Let's get this straight... you have to be a good girl. I'll be taking away your pretty cell phone if you start a food fight at Taco Time. Oh and by the way, Taco Time was YOUR idea. I'm happier cooking over an open fire in my back yard, but NOOO, you wanted a taco! And then you threw sour cream at me! I look terrible in white.

As for music, you'll have to tolerate me switching back and forth between Megadeth and The Care Bears. Hey, don't make fun of me! You'll change your opinion once I show you how great Megadeth is.

So here's a list of things you SHOULDN'T do if we decide to date... You shouldn't feed me sandwiches that have the cheese still in the cellophane. You shouldn't cut my hair; that includes shaving eyebrows. I'm quite fond of my eyebrows, and it has taken me years of practice to groom them the way I like. Last but not least, you shouldn't chew on my belongings, especially my pencils. Those are MINE to chew on. Please bring your own pencil.

Any questions? Yes? Okay, feel free to ask, but don't expect me to give you a funny answer. I take my online dating interactions VERY seriously.

I look forward to reading your highly thought-out messages and famous movie quotes that I won't understand. Nothing gets me more excited!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, breathing occupies most of my time. If you can't handle my desire to sustain my own life, then I suggest you look elsewhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing goofy stuff in these text boxes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. I can seduce people with it alone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to The Replacements a lot.
You don't.
You should.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music
2) Guitar
3) Food
4) Who decided on six things?
5) Things that start with the letter C
6) Big Star's Third/Sister Lovers album
7) Never saying never
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much fun I'm having. You should too!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping so I can get an early start on Saturday. I love my Saturdays too much to sleep them away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm shocked you're still reading my profile. Am I really that entertaining?

"Yes!" shouts my other personality. "We're all wondering what's going to happen in the next text box!"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't draw on your own eyebrows. If you do, I'll probably go out of my way to smudge them. So what are you waiting for? Pick up that mouse and dial!