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ZincAlloy148

36 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So you've decided that I'm attractive enough to check out my profile. Boy, are you in trouble! ;)

I enjoy being positive, happy, fun, and you're probably going to have some VERY memorable times. I'm not telling you where I'm taking you for a first date because... well... I have to find you interesting first. Let's get this straight... you have to be a good girl. I'll be taking you back home if you start a food fight at Taco Time. Oh and by the way, Taco Time was YOUR idea. I'm happier cooking over an open fire in my back yard, but NOOO, you wanted a taco! Don't worry, I know you'll make it up to me ;)

As for music, you'll have to tolerate me switching back and forth between Megadeth and The Care Bears. Hey, don't make fun of me! You'll change your opinion once I show you how great Megadeth is.

So here's a list of things you SHOULDN'T do if we decide to date... You shouldn't feed me sandwiches that have the cheese still in the cellophane. You shouldn't cut my hair; that includes shaving eyebrows. I'm quite fond of my eyebrows, and it has taken me years of practice to groom them the way I like. Last but not least, you shouldn't chew on my belongings, especially my pencils. Those are MINE to chew on. Please bring your own pencil if I happen to invite you to my house.

Any questions? Yes? Okay, feel free to ask, but don't expect me to give you a funny answer. I take my online dating interactions VERY seriously. ;)

I look forward to reading your highly thought-out messages and famous movie quotes that I won't understand. Nothing gets me more excited!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, breathing occupies most of my time. If you can't handle my desire to sustain my own life, then I suggest you look elsewhere.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing goofy stuff in these text boxes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. I can seduce people with it alone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to The Replacements a lot.
You don't.
You should.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music
2) Guitar
3) Food
4) Who decided on six things?
5) Things that start with the letter C
6) Big Star's Third/Sister Lovers album
7) Never saying never
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much fun I'm having. You should too!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping so I can get an early start on Saturday. I love my Saturdays too much to sleep them away!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm shocked you're still reading my profile. Am I really that entertaining?

"Yes!" shouts my other personality. "We're all wondering what's going to happen in the next text box!"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you should dare to meet a man who's rarely single. It usually doesn't take long for someone to try and put me in a cage. So what are you waiting for? Pick up that mouse and dial!