I enjoy being positive, happy, fun, and you're probably going to have some VERY memorable times. I'm not telling you where I'm taking you for a first date because... well... I have to find you interesting first. Let's get this straight... you have to be a good girl. I'll be taking you back home if you start a food fight at Taco Time. Oh and by the way, Taco Time was YOUR idea. I'm happier cooking over an open fire in my back yard, but NOOO, you wanted a taco! Don't worry, I know you'll make it up to me ;)
As for music, you'll have to tolerate me switching back and forth between Megadeth and The Care Bears. Hey, don't make fun of me! You'll change your opinion once I show you how great Megadeth is.
So here's a list of things you SHOULDN'T do if we decide to date... You shouldn't feed me sandwiches that have the cheese still in the cellophane. You shouldn't cut my hair; that includes shaving eyebrows. I'm quite fond of my eyebrows, and it has taken me years of practice to groom them the way I like. Last but not least, you shouldn't chew on my belongings, especially my pencils. Those are MINE to chew on. Please bring your own pencil if I happen to invite you to my house.
Any questions? Yes? Okay, feel free to ask, but don't expect me to give you a funny answer. I take my online dating interactions VERY seriously. ;)
I look forward to reading your highly thought-out messages and famous movie quotes that I won't understand. Nothing gets me more excited!