Hell, I only picked them because "a doctor," "a farmer," and "a lawyer walk into a bar" wouldn't fit.
This profile is under construction and will probably be that way forever, because I'm trying to avoid writing "I'd like to find a nice caring girl who I could be happy with for life," "I don't have any time for liars & head games," "I suck at describing myself," "I love music," "I love to laugh," or any of the other universal profile banalities that really ought to go without saying.
Actually I absolutely HATE music, and laughter, and fun. They totally get in the way of whipping the orphans that mine coal for me.
If you are a stranger, I promise to never ever message you out of the blue with propositions for sex or cybersex.
I am grumpy, dopey, and bashful