Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Can't think of three really good adjectives. Hi-ho, hi-ho. Those
three fit well enough.
Hell, I only picked them because "a doctor," "a farmer," and "a
lawyer walk into a bar" wouldn't fit.
This profile is under construction and will probably be that way
forever, because I'm trying to avoid writing "I'd like to find a
nice caring girl who I could be happy with for life," "I don't have
any time for liars & head games," "I suck at describing
myself," "I love music," "I love to laugh," or any of the other
universal profile banalities that really ought to go without
Actually I absolutely HATE music, and laughter, and fun. They
totally get in the way of whipping the orphans that mine coal for
If you are a stranger, I promise to never ever message you out of
the blue with propositions for sex or cybersex.
I am grumpy, dopey, and bashful
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Scrabbling for a job in the libertarian economy, and staying alive
as humankind continues its drunken dance along the catastrophe
curve. In another few weeks I'll be kissing temp work goodbye and
starting with the Census, and after that I'm hoping to get an
electrician apprenticeship. Not quite a dream job, but it's decent
money and I like working with my hands.
I signed up with HandsOn Tampa in February and now I try to get out
volunteering whenever there's nothing else going on. While I wait
for my next job, I occupy my time with unpaid work. Because I am a
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The raw sexual energy that surges out of me like burning lustful
magma, erupting from a volcano of overpowering, all-consuming
Or maybe my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This list is about 5% complete.
Books--anything by Terry Pratchett. Also Inherit the Wind, Lord of
the Flies, Macbeth, A Separate Peace, and lots of others that I
hesitate to include, since I read them all for school and the only
thing I still remember from any school book is the phrase "Sucks to
Movies--Knocked Up, Super Troopers, The Shawshank Redemption, The
Music--Alexei Zakharov, Sara Bareilles, Reel Big Fish, Suburban
Legends, Save Ferris, The Specials, The Toasters, The Planet
Smashers, The Aquabats, Less Than Jake, The Expendables, The
Ramones, The Offspring, The Beastie Boys, Styx, Van Halen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
--if it'd be a good idea to take cooking classes, dance lessons, or
--trying to decide whether it's better to buy a set of weights and
save money & traveling time, or spring for a gym membership and
get professional exercise supervision from pretty girls in tight
--how completely it blows to be a jobless scrub. Not for much
longer, thank goodness.
--getting the hell out of here and emigrating to a sane country,
someplace where the health care system focuses on healing you
rather than taking your money and Howard Beale isn't considered a
model of journalistic integrity. If you could live anywhere in the
world, where would you choose, and why?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing in the car. Very loudly, and very badly.
You should message me if
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you're bored or lonely and you want someone to talk to.
I'm not going to worry too much about finding TWOO WUV here or
anything until I've gotten my shit together a little.
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