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47 M Marina del Rey, CA

I’m looking for

  • Gay men only
  • Ages 18–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:37pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Not at all
Christianity, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Some of the responses I've received to my internet profile on OK Cupid:

A) Ugh. You're ugly.

B) Ugh. You're ugly but let me sleep on it. Maybe I could take a second look tomorrow. I mean, how much sugar is left in MY bowl, after all? So, it's a "NO" for today, buddy, but...maybe later?

C) Ugh. You're too old--there are only so many Madonna references that I can come up with on a date. Sorry, dude.

D) Ugh. You're too young--there are only so many Skrillex references I can come up with on a date. Sorry, dude.

E) Your photos are ok, but your written profile indicates that you are likely a lunatic. The question now is, are you too insane to date because, you know, aren't we all crazy to some degree anyway? Decisions, decisions.

F) Your photo makes you look attractive, maybe. But, do you have any neo maxi zoom close-ups of your face? The photo you have up now appears to have been taken with a telescopic lens from a sniper rifle from across town and is clearly airbrushed.

G) Your photo makes you look attractive--but I'm guessing it was likely taken 15 years and/or 45 pounds ago.

H) Dude, you are way out of my league.

I) Dude, I can do a hell of a lot better than you.

J) You're perfect for me!

If you've found any of this funny at all, we might be a match. :) Let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm looking for my Bashert. In the interim, I'm living as clean, honest and decent a life as I can. I believe I am a good guy. I help at least one person every day in my job, and that makes the craziness of it worthwhile. I'm very fortunate and blessed, but the truth is I also worked hard to get here. Very. I think I have a strong sense of right and wrong.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at reading people and picking out the Asshat, so please don't be one. :) I'm an avid moviegoer, theater lover, French Fry eater, Anglophile, yoga groupie, world citizen, political pundit, armchair psychologist, funny, Howard Stern listener, and dog kisser.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking resemblance to a young and vibrant Edith Piaf. Uh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I try and read several books at the same time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Reiki, Mum and Dad, job, my British serials, health, exercise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where does one go to find someone decent to date in this town?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching some English miniseres. Sad, isn't it? Yup. That pathetic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will always think my dog is cuter than yours, even though I will say otherwise.
You should message me if
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If any of this blather sounds good to you.