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28 Renton, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 3
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-I am a nerd; I enjoy video games, board/card games, and things of that nature.
-I am a handyman. I like to fix things and make things that are useful. I wanted a thigh bag for hiking, so I made one.
-I like to do outdoors things. I enjoy hiking, camping, beach combing, exploring. I tried whitewater kayaking, and it was a blast. Something I'd like to do more of.

-I know what I'm looking for in a relationship and a woman. If you're curious, ask.
-I try to plan ahead and be relaxed, but sometimes having a day of spontaneity is nice.
-I have my shit together. I have a job, a car, and a plan.

I have plenty of hopes, but no expectations.

Never give up. Never surrender.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am employed. It's not what I'm intending to do with my life in the long-term, but it's a job that I'm good at and provides me with the stability that I need right now.

When I find the woman I'm looking for, we're going to go hike down into the Grand Canyon and spend a few days down there swimming, relaxing, and enjoying each other's company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving advice.
Listening to problems.
Letting the little things go.
Observing small details that give clues to the overall picture.
Making terrible, terrible puns. My roommates theorize that this is the reason I'm still single.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know really. I've been told that my bluntness can be intimidating, that I look different in person than in pictures, and that my puns are nigh intolerable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will always have many books, be it in physical or digital form.
I read from a variety of authors; everything from Frank Herbert, Julie E. Czerneda, L.E. Modesitt Jr., Jim Butcher, Kevin Hearne, and so many more. I'm just getting around to picking up American Gods, though it's been recommended by a thousand people.

I believe that music is far more important to brand recognition than marketing companies realize.
For me, the beat of a song can make it or break it, to the exclusion of all other things. This means that in general, my music tastes vary widely.

I enjoy food, and I enjoy eating things that are delicious. I enjoy a pretty wide variety of foods: asian, mexican, italian; but my favorite food is a good home-cooked flank steak that's been marinated in red wine with some excellent spices.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Logical Thought
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I get out of waking up this morning?
If I was trapped in a book/game, which one would it be?
Where is this: and how do I get there?

What's the problem with baseball puns? They're kind of hit or miss.
Why should you avoid a pack of rabid mathematicians? They have strength in numbers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As with everyone, there are never enough hours in the day. Or the week. Or just entirely.

Balancing going out and staying in are incredibly important. Too much of one or the other and I burn out. I like to go out and hike and backpack, try new things, hang out with groups of people, and whatnot, but I tend to get worn out if I do it too often. To recharge, I like to spend some time inside cooking, reading, playing video games, and just generally relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm more conscious and concerned about living a healthy lifestyle than it might appear.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I know there are plenty of things I desire in a woman, but if I meet the right one, all of those hopes could go out the window for someone completely unexpected.

You should message me if you're looking for a serious relationship built on a foundation of friendship, affection, and mutual trust.

You should *really really* message me if you Praise the Sun or enjoy some Jolly Co-operation. Seriously.