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22 M Dublin, CA

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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If you don't like satire or goofy humor move right along now, y'hear?

I'm gettin back in the scene here. If you are interested, and think you can handle a pansexual polyamorous kinky bastard, hit me up. Don't be shy folks, I don't bite hard.

Im a sexual being. Some people love art, some people love literature. I love sex. I grew up in las vegas, and I was hooked on porn before age 10. I have embraced this and I'm comfortable with it. If you dont like sexuality or sensuality, im not your guy.

That being said, I enjoy a good read or a funny movie. I like to go out and dance or stay in and play video games. But im probably thinking about fucking you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just trying to get on my feet and live life. I've been struggling with debt ever since I was arrested at 18. I've raised kids, played the stepdad. Ive made many mistakes and ill make a lot more. Right now im trying to do what makes me happy. Can you do that?
I’m really good at
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Video games, working, motivating others, debating hypotheticals, soothing animals, driving, suppressing unhealthy reactions, holding doors for people who are just the right distance from the door (not too far), rambling on and on, sounding like I know what im talking about, and making kool-aid.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm probably really relaxed. Most likely, too relaxed for whatever situation I'm in. I take things easy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I refuse to waste such great conversation material.

I -will- say, I adore Anne Bishop's The Black Jewels Trilogy for the beautifully dark and rugged world she has created, though the writing itself leaves a stale taste in my brain. I wanna steal her world.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Affection and stuff. Im a humanz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music. I hear a lot of music in my head and will drum on things, hum off-tune, belt out atrocious renditions of your favorite songs and be otherwise obnoxiously in rhythm with the music in my head.

How am I getting to burning man this year?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably trying to weasel my way out of something so I can stay in and play video games or watch anime. Otherwise people make me do things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask me, ill tell you anything. I find it hard to get embarrassed about anything these days. Everyone is unique, why should their curiosities embarrass one another?

Also there's some smut I wrote in my teen years on here.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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if you are polyamorous, kinky, pansexual, or none of the above. The above would be awesome, but its not a requirement.

I prefer nerdy, down-to-earth, gamers who are more on the feminine side, androgyny is a plus. I like to hang out and play games, watch shows or movies, fool around... But I don't like going out too much. I will, and I will probably have a good time, but its not my idea of a great time.

I am a freak.