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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:06pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im too nice, but I won't let people walk all over me. I am great at sales, but a sucker for a sales pitch. I love talking to people, even if I tend to ramble on, and making others laugh.

Im really conscious of my body image, but I dont hold such ridiculous standards to other people. I think a lot of us are the same way.

I like to read and play video games and watch anime, but sometimes I just sit around lazily browsing reddit. I do go out! I just take a little prodding.

I dont have a lot of friends, but the people I care about mean a lot to me. Im the kind of person to reply to everyone, but wont start a conversation without fucking it up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im a manny, bitches! This means the vast majority of my time is spent ensuring two special kids are the happiest. I change my profile a whole bunch because I have no idea what or who I want in my life right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, working, motivating others, debating hypotheticals, soothing animals, driving, suppressing unhealthy reactions, holding doors for people who are just the right distance from the door (not too far), rambling on and on, sounding like I know what im talking about, and making kool-aid.

Cunning linguist.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably really relaxed. Most likely, too relaxed for whatever situation I'm in. I take things easy.

The soles of all of my shoes are worn down, and I rarely get my haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lets talk about it!

I will say, I adore Anne Bishop's The Black Jewels Trilogy for the beautifully dark and rugged world she has created. I wanna steal her world.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meh, fuck this section.

I have lived with less than most people would think is possible. Childhood can suck. I could go without most luxuries.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music. I hear a lot of music in my head and will drum on things, hum off-tune, belt out atrocious renditions of your favorite songs and be otherwise obnoxiously in rhythm with the music in my head.

Naked people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably trying to weasel my way out of something so I can stay in and play video games or watch anime. Otherwise people make me do things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me, ill tell you anything. I find it hard to get embarrassed about anything these days. Everyone is unique, why should their curiosities embarrass one another?

Also there's some smut I wrote in my teen years on here.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to talk, have a criticism, want advice, have advice, like my body, want to compliment me, want to insult me, have a keyboard, have opinions on things, want to ask me a question, and funions man.... yea. Funions.

if you are polyamorous, kinky, pansexual, or none of the above. The above would be awesome, but its not a requirement.

I prefer nerdy, down-to-earth, gamers who are more on the feminine side, androgyny is a plus. I like to hang out and play games, watch shows or movies, fool around... But I don't like going out too much. I will, and I will probably have a good time, but its not my idea of a great time.

If you wanna come see my new place ( I got my own place whaaaaat?! ) and tell me how I should decorate it thatd be cool too.