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Zkohlm

30 M Altamonte Springs, FL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I recently reactivated my profile. I'm sure a lot of it has to be updated. Perhaps I'll give this another shot? Not quite sure at the moment.

Hello I'm Zach.

Concise
Clumsy, honest, artistic, relaxed, modest, imaginative, nerdy and goofy. Or at least I like to think so. ;)

Verbose
Well, where do I start? Born and raised in Orlando. I grew up an athlete. Somewhere in high school I turned into a huge nerd. I'm a extremely modest person, but I'm also very confident. I can be quiet but if you put me in the right situation, I'm going to have some swagger, I'm going to have some cockiness.

I'm loyal, hardworking, and trustful. Quite possibly to a fault. When I start something, I finish it. I'm not afraid to stand up for what I feel is right, fight for what I want, or admit when I'm wrong. If you have a good smile I'm going to do everything in my power to see it.

I value honesty, compassion, kindness, fairness and equality. Not for hope of a heavenly reward, but in that I feel it to be appropriate. I don't require my significant other to possess the same beliefs (or lack thereof) as me, but to understand and accept them.

I am a nerd. I've killed Sephiroth, Arthas, Illidian, and Onyxia. I cried when Aeris died. I will argue that Goku would beat the crap out of Superman and that Gordan Freeman is much cooler than Master Chief. I still play board games with my friends. I still have my Magic cards. Teemo is the devil incarnate. I've read the books. I know what TARDIS stands for. I know how Kenshin got his scars, the name of Ichigos sword, and who Mithrandir is. But, it's really not that big of a deal.

I'm looking for a kind, beautiful, amazing person who isn't afraid of falling in love. I'm seeking a side-kick for the zombie apocalypse. A cuddle-buddy for those rainy weekends. A Sally to my Jack. A best friend for the rest of my life. Somebody I can laugh with, adore, and spoil until the end of time. I'm determined to find her.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, laughing, having fun and meeting new people. Just playing it by ear at the moment.

I work as a Web Developer / Designer in the Orlando area. I'm one of the lucky ones who absolutely loves what they do. In the future I hope to start up my own clothing company.

I'm a fat kid on the inside. So I force myself to work out so I can eat whatever I want. Even though I hate it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) Making a fool of myself without trying.
2) Eyeballing center-points.
3) Finding the bright side of any situation.
4) Replacing empty toilet paper rolls with full ones.
5) Putting too much detergent in the washing machine.
6) High fives.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've gotten a few compliments on my smile. I tend to stick out my tongue and grin like an idiot. Other than that, I have NO idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Tolkien, Anne Rice, GRRM. I would love to find a new series to get into, but I don't really have time to sit down and read anymore.

Movies: The Fifth Element, The Labyrinth, Willow, Stardust, and so, so much more. Tim Burton and Tarantino make some of my favorites.

Shows: Game of Thrones, FaceOFF, The Office, Dexter, HIMYM, The Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Doctor Who. Did I mention I was a nerd?

Music: I can listen to pretty much anything. I'm not a fan of super heavy metal or gangsta rap. It all depends on what I'm doing. Lately I've been listening to pretty much anything that is fun to sing along to. I prefer music that makes you think or calms the nerves. I believe that what we listen to influences our moods more than we realize. Music is my inspiration.

Food: I like to eat apples and bananas (You're welcome ;)). ACTUALLY it would be easier if I just listed the foods that I DON'T like - Cucumbers, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie, olives, coconut and cranberry relish. My all-time favorite: Strawberry Shortcake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My family
2) My dog
3) Music
4) Food
5) Good friends.
6) Google
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What typeface is that?
How would I recreate that logo / effect?
Patterns & Colors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, or hanging with the family, or going on an adventure in front of my monitor. Driving out to Lakeland to visit friends for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Slightly obsessive compulsive with colors.
Not at all ticklish.
I used to have 5 piercings.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- If you want to / enjoyed reading my profile. (seriously if you got this far *high five*)
- You aren't freakishly religious or crazy.
- Okay you can be a little crazy.
- If you didn't have to Google any of my nerd references.
- You need a theme park buddy, I miss going to theme parks.
- If you're looking for a genuine, nice, nerdy, sweet guy.
- If you just want to chat.

Bonus points!
- Hockey fans
- Nerdy glasses
- Dark hair
- Goofy face pictures
- Geeks!
- Nice stomachs

Minus Points & Deal Breakers!
- Intentional cleavage shots
- Duck faces
- Spelling my name with a K
- Smokers
- Obviously Photochopped pictures!
- You used to be a dude!