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Zo120

25 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
born and raised new yorker. i laugh a lot. i make art and i love my family.
What I’m doing with my life
Im an art director at an advertising agency. making sculpture on the side. spouting gold on my twitter account. snappin' necks and cashin' checks. (less check cashing than i'm letting on. and virtually no neck snapping going on at all.)
I’m really good at
-quoting movies
-making people that don't have a sense of humor uncomfortable
-fixing things
-making friends
-being a wingman
The first things people usually notice about me
Besides my hair flipping skills, probably that i'm quick witted?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i watch family guy every night before bed.
Breaking bad. i miss you.
i liked arrested development before other people thought it was cool.
Intervention, i'm addicted. (pun intended)
Iron chef is like sports for food. good things all around.
How to Make it in America (RIP). i have hbo. nbd.
Workaholics.
House of Cards.
Mad Men. amazing.

A lot of 90's hip hop, jazz, 50's/60's girl groups, and i have a vice for singer/songwriters. Haim, Sam Smith. and i'm a girl, so you will find the occasional top 20 song on my pregame playlist. sorry i'm not sorry. Robyn gets me really hyped up sometimes.

Heavyweights. chubby kids hustling for food and ben stiller.
The Sandlot. featuring my first crush, Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez
Hook. Peter Pan played by Robin Williams. nuff said.
Coming to America. no explanation required really... Any Eddie Murphy in the 90's.
Step Brothers. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are related, a must-see.
Mighty Ducks. i called other kids "cake-eaters" for years without knowing what it really meant. (i still dont really know but i know its bad)
Remember the Titans. Denzel and football.
Super Troopers. too many one-liners for one not to be in love.
& School Ties. Brendan Fraser plays a jew. CLASSIC.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Annie is ok. I mean goddamnit Annie, would you tell us if you're ok?! We asked like 50+ times if you were ok. (RIP MJ)
On a typical Friday night I am
making trouble. spending more money than i intended. living the dream over here, fellas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When Facebook first came out, I made a fake profile for the singer JoJo. I looked up all her info online and made it seem like I was really her, answering messages about my inspiration for my music, etc. I had infinite friend requests (literally, the infinite symbol was on my friend request number.) AAAAND then I got a message from a paraplegic girl who said I was the reason she was able to get up in the morning. That was when I deleted the account. So fucked up. I'm the worst.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you know what's good for you.
just kidding. but seriously.

OH and if you resemble The Bear Jew in any way, any way at all. I'm interested in meeting you.