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ZoeNotZoey

20 Mansfield, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Job
Medicine
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi i'm Zoe. I work in Learning Disabilities, which is a difficult but rewarding job.

I have tattoo's, (obviously) facial piercings and stretched ears.

I really want to travel, like backpacking through China or Europe. But the money tree on my backgarden was hit by the recession so it has to wait. I would absolutely love to learn another language.

I sometimes pronounce resource in my head as recourse which is a mild annoyance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending an unorthodox amount of money on things I don't need, driving, working. Needing to go shopping, and then walking into three shops and realising I don't need/ want anything.

Nailing roof tiles at 3am when I should be baking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking French I learned from Dexters Lab. Omelette Du Fromage.

Remembering weird facts, and telling crap jokes.

My farm on minecraft is the bomb-diggety.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Normally, I look like a tramp. I have some hair thats growing back frizzy, and it often looks like someones rubbed a balloon on my head. I'm normally wearing something comfortable, and by that I mean something oversized with a stain on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- At the minute, my favorite book is The Psychopath Test, which is about a journalist that talks to real life psychopaths and has written about his experiences.

Films- I love any horror, so the way to my heart is through blood at guts. Also; Ghost World, Safety not Guaranteed, Chef, ect.

Telly- The Simpsons, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Dead Like Me, RuPaul Drag Race, 30 Rock, OITNB, My Mad Fat Diary, Nurse Jackie.

Music- Linkin Park, Alexisonfire, City and Colour, Mumford and Sons, Janis Joplin, The Hoosiers, Of Mice and Men, Hugo, Puddle of Mud, The 1975, R.E.M, Slipknot, Tenacious D, Pendulum, James Blunt.

Games- Minecraft, Pokemon, Zelda, Dead Island, Grand Theft Auto (1-5, though its getting on my nerves), Left 4 dead, Alan Wake, Resident Evil 5, Tomb Raider, Bioshock, Battlefield, Borderlands, Halo, Gears of War. Much as it makes me sound like a 12 year old boy, I enjoy Call of Duty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Over sized hoodies, shirts or jackets
- Netflix
- Naps, I friggin' love naps
- My car, which breaks down constantly
- Green Tea
- Something to do

And obviously family, friends, various pets, oxygen, organs, water, ect.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I become a millionaire with minimal skills or knowledge

What would happen if I gained super powers. Would flying be exercise? How would the common cold effect me? Would road rage cause me to become giant and green- because that would happen often and would be an inconvenience.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, sleeping, going to late night trips to Asda or binge watching Netflix.

Please don't tell anyone how I live.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I rap in my car with such passion i'm convinced i'm the next Eminem
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
There's a $10,000 bill in it for you, all the presidents are on it. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.