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ZoeNotZoey

20 Mansfield, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–25
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
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Education
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi i'm Zoe. I work in Learning Disabilities, which is a difficult but rewarding job.

I have tattoo's and a few piercings, but what tends to get the biggest reaction is my stretched ears. Usually "oh my god, did it hurt?!" or "they'll never shrink down you know".

I want to travel, I want to go everywhere have an adventure rather than staying in hotels and not leaving the resort. Although an all inclusive bar sounds awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, spending copious amounts of money on eBay.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the ukulele (badly).

Remembering weird facts, and telling crap jokes.

My farm on minecraft is the bomb-diggety.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My incredible taste in jumpers- though some tend to disagree.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Okay, here are some of each because I like too many things!

Books- The Morganville series, Michael Morpurgo books, Paul Jennings books, Maggot Pie. I like comics too, like The Walking Dead and I LOVE superhero comics. Much as I hate to admit this, I like 50 shades of Grey alot!

Films- Saw 1-7, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, anything with zombies! Lotr, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim, The Shawshank Redemption, Man on Fire, Charlie, Red, Ghost World, Sweeney Todd, Le Mis, Music and lyrics, kikis delivery service, any Pixar film, Chicago (I actually love any musical). Some guy that kills people.

Telly- Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Futurama, South Park, The Simpsons. Modern Family, The Middle. Archer, My Name is Earl. Extreme Couponing! Orange is the new black. Misfits, How I met your mother, Charmed! I am utterly obsessed with Ru Pauls Drag Race.

Music- Linkin Park, Alexisonfire, City and Colour, Mumford and Sons, Janis Joplin, The Hoosiers, Of Monsters and Men, Hugo, Puddle of Mud, The 1975, R.E.M, Slipknot, Kelis, Pendulum, James Blunt.

Games- Minecraft, Pokemon, Zelda, Dead Island, Grand Theft Auto (1-5, though its getting on my nerves), Left 4 dead, Alan Wake, Resident Evil 5, Tomb Raider, Bioshock, Battlefield, Borderlands, Halo, Gears of War. Much as it makes me sound like a 12 year old boy, I enjoy Call of Duty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dogs
My family
A steady income
Netflix
New socks
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the limit does exist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a terrible driver.

I watch homes under the hammer so often I can guess what the property will value at with 90% accuracy.
You should message me if
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You want to play 2 truths 1 lie.

Here's mine:

1. I've put petrol in my car and drove away without paying because I forgot my bank card.

2. I've done community service.

3. I've eaten a pack of raw bacon as a dare.

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