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ZoeNotZoey

19 F Nottingham, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:47pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi i'm Zoe. I work in Mental Health and LD, which is an interesting but hard job to have sometimes.

I love tattoo's and I have lots that I love. They may not be everyones cup of tea, but hey, I don't mind. I also have big lobes that people like to stick their fingers through and tell me they're gross, haha! I (obviously) have facial piercings, not everyone likes them but I like them!

I love to travel! I plan to conquer the planet, and eat soup in every country of the world!
What I’m doing with my life
Working, spending copious amounts of money on eBay.
I’m really good at
Saying the wrong thing, and bursting into laughter at the wrong time.

Remembering weird facts, and telling crap jokes.

My farm on minecraft is the bomb-diggety.
The first things people usually notice about me
My incredible taste in jumpers- though some tend to disagree.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Okay, here are some of each because I like too many things!

Books- The Morganville series, Michael Morpurgo books, Paul Jennings books, Maggot Pie. I like comics too, like The Walking Dead and I LOVE superhero comics. Much as I hate to admit this, I like 50 shades of Grey alot!

Films- Saw 1-7, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, anything with zombies! Lotr, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim, The Shawshank Redemption, Man on Fire, Charlie, Red, Ghost World, Sweeney Todd, Music and lyrics, kikis delivery service, any Pixar film, Chicago (I actually love any musical). Some guy that kills people.

Telly- Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Futurama, South Park, The Simpsons. Modern Family, The Middle. Extreme Couponing! Orange is the new black. Misfits, The L word, How I met your mother, Charmed!

Music- Linkin Park, Alexisonfire, City and Colour, Mumford and Sons, Midnight Beasts, Of Monsters and Men, Hugo, Puddle of Mud, R.E.M, Slipknot, Kelis, Pendulum, James Blunt.

Games- Minecraft, Pokemon, Zelda, Dead Island, Grand Theft Auto (1-5, though its getting on my nerves), Left 4 dead, Alan Wake, Resident Evil 5, Tomb Raider, Bioshock, Battlefield, Borderlands, Halo, Gears of War. Much as it makes me sound like a 12 year old boy, I enjoy Call of Duty.
The six things I could never do without
My dogs
My family
A steady income
Netflix
New socks
My desk fan (r.i.p desk fan, life is hard without you)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mentally calculating what I can do on my days off before I have to go back to work. It's usually sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work, wishing I was at home.

Or at home, so bored I wish I was at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch more cartoons than is socially acceptable for my age group.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're nice, have a beard, want to learn some interesting facts that are totally irrelevant to your life, or find it totally adorable to speak in haikus.