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Zohmbi

30 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, I'm a chilled out dude who likes sitting on park benches on sunny days while watching the people that walk by. I am a happy person and usually in a good mood. I am calm, pensive, thoughtful, curious, silly most of the time and serious some of the time.

I like listening to music, watching movies and TV. I like going to the movies. I might call myself a movie buff though I admit I haven't seen a lot of the classics. I like to read. I'm usually reading 3 or 4 books at the same time. I like to go out to eat and try new things. I like comic books and video games. I go to Comic Con every year. I like wasting hours on the Internet. I like to explore and see new places and things. I dream of one day riding a motorcycle across the U.S. I have no pets but I do like cats and may get one soon as it's been a long time since I've had a roommate of the feline persuasion.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently attending Brooklyn College, finishing up a second bachelors degree in finance.

I plan to one day start my own business and/or make a lot of money and then blow it all on vacations, comic books, and candy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smiling, people watching, parallel parking, organizing your finances, speaking clearly and standing around looking cool. (I'm not actually cool, but I can look cool when I want to.)

I'm pretty good at riding my bike with no hands. Making eggs. Starting books and not finishing them. And I can play the banjo a bit. I'm still learning.

Oh, and I can grow a fuckin' sweet mustache.

Update: I do not currently have a mustache. Just a perpetual scruff these days.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I have a nice smile/teeth. Two years of braces will do that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like fantasy novels. Some favorites include: A Song of Ice and Fire by G.R.R. Martin, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke, A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin, The Once and Future King by T.H. White. Also love Sherlock Holmes and Harry Potter. I also read a lot of non-fiction. I love learning new things. Some favorite subjects include: US history, world history, finance, economics, biology, anthropology, geology, astronomy. Also read a lot of comics; Marvel, DC, indie, graphic novels, you name it.

I don't watch a lot of TV but I do like Portlandia, Louie, Game of Thrones, of course. And Seinfeld reruns.

I've seen a lot of movies. Bonus points if you can quote movies with me. Some favorites: Se7en, Amelie, The Fifth Element, Aliens, Pan's Labyrinth, Spirited Away, Star Wars, The Descent, The Abyss, The Thing, Tarantino, the Coen brothers, early Jim Carrey, early Bill Murray.

I like most music. I can find something to enjoy from just about any genre. Some favorites: Tegan & Sara, Mates of State, The Kills, The Raveonettes, Against Me!, Murder By Death, Tilly & the Wall, Florence + the Machine, The Shins, The New Pornographers, Frightened Rabbit, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Queen, Tom Petty, Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, the 90s, 80s pop, 70s classic rock, the 60s

I'm really good at making pasta, stuff that comes out of boxes, sandwiches, cereal. And I always burn my grilled cheeses. HELP ME. I like all the delivery/restaurant options though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-caffeine (Red Bull, coffee, IV drip, ya know whatever)
-my bed
-warm, sunny days (good for bench sitting, people watching, and city exploration)
-rainy, overcast days (good for video games, Netflix, ordering delivery, cuddling and everything else between the sheets)
-a fan in my room to go to sleep to
-Crystal hot sauce (Crystal is hard to find in nyc for some reason, so I usually have to settle for Red Devil)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. Mine and also the world's.

Finance and the economy.

Women and relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up late and watching scary movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to sing in the shower when nobody is home.
You should message me if
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Just looking for a genuine person to spend time with who has similar interests, ideals, goals and sense of humor. Someone to explore the city with. Possibly on a bike. And someone to enjoy lazy days off at home.

I like all types of women but I tend to go more for the tomboyish, girl-next-door type. Alternative hair colors/styles and septum piercings make me weak in the knees. I like meeting all kinds of people though so if you read this far and liked what you read and you like what you see then feel free to say hey!

:-)