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Zolarie

34 M Tulsa, OK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
G'day and welcome. My name is Greg. Nice to meet you. That is, meet in the...kind of...let's move on shall we?

My philosophy in life is simple; Have Fun. And that’s what I try to do. I tend to be kind of a goofball. Sure, there are plenty of times when you’ve got to be serious, and it's important to be so then. But when it's not necessary, let loose and enjoy.

I'm the 'nice guy' who always 'finishes last', but that's ok. I'm patient, and I know that being myself is what really matters. Other people come and go, but I'm stuck with me, so I want to be someone I like. If being polite, opening doors for people, saying 'please' and 'thank you', and actually caring about people means I'll always be shunted off to the perilous friend zone...ok, so that wrankles a bit, but it's better than sacrificing who I am. Just don't think that being nice means I'm a pushover. I'm nice out of choice, not a lack of spine.

I'm a cuddler. It's one of my favorite things to do. The only problem is that I'm like a big teddy bear, so cuddle buddies tend to get so comfortable they doze off. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that they feel safe enough with me to do so. But then there's no possible kissing, and that's bordering on criminal.

I'm a kisser. It's one of my favorite things to do. The only problem is...nope can't think of a problem with kissing (end segue). Kissing for fun, kissing for passion, kissing for...sport? Can you kiss for sport? I'd try it. Yeah, it's awesome.

Ok, ok, on to what I'm looking for, provided you're still reading. If you are...you rock! You should really say hi.

...in a message, not out loud. Unless you're using a mic...

Actually, I'm not really sure what I'm looking for. My life has been crazy busy of late, and I'm not sure where I'm going to end up over the next couple of years. I guess I would like to meet someone who's just fun to be around. Right now I'm not looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with. Don't misread that, I'm not against the idea, and if it happens, fantastic. But I'm expecting a lot of change soon and for now, my goals are my top priority. That being said, if you like to get out, if you just like dinner and a movie, if you like to stay in and share a home cooked meal (don't worry, I can cook), I'm flexible. I'm a nerd, so someone who can keep up intellectually is a big bonus. I have a wide range of interests, so chances are, we'll have plenty to talk about.

Hmm, guess I wasn't very specific in that last paragraph. Well, I'm not overly picky.

Still here? Message me and claim your 10 Million bonus points for making it all the way through. The points don't mean anything, but hey, we'll know.

I am imaginative, clever, and energetic
What I’m doing with my life
Living it. Loving it. I do freelance graphic design, am acting in an independent movie, writing a short film, and maybe one day I'll finish making my first game. I have a degree in graphic/web/game design.

I also just started and awesome new job! It keeps getting betterer and betterer.
I’m really good at
Apparently I'm pretty good at programming. To-the-point style and lots of number crunching. Is it weird that that excites me? Probably. That's ok, I accepted my weirdness long ago...but the galaxy wasn't all that far away.

I'm also pretty good at style and design. I look at separate pieces and can visualize the completed project. People look at me like I'm crazy (insert stinger here...zing) until they see it all together. Mind you, I'm not flawless, but my record is pretty good.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably either my energy or my eyes. I'm usually a lot more energetic than people expect, and I've been told my eyes 'shine' when something really interests me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All that in one section? Well then, truncated version it is...

Books: My favorite book is Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card with a very firm nod to The Princess Bride by William Goldman. My favorite series is The Realm of the Elderlings, which is a trilogy of trilogies by Robin Hobb. I'll give an honorable mention to the incomplete (possibly forever) Wheel of Time by the late Robert Jordan. I'm currently reading The Neverending Story.

Movies: The Princess Bride is the greatest movie ever made. I love movies, but it always comes back to that one.

Music: Oh boy, I know everybody says they like most music, but I really mean it. From classical to metal, folk to rap, main stream to indie. I'm not a big fan of country or modern pop...or stuff that's too screamy, but I do like some of it.

Food: My favorite is Italian, followed closely by Mexican/Tex-Mex. Though it's hard to beat a good burger. But I don't know if I could get by without some good ol' Southern home cookin' every once in awhile.

That IS the truncated version for me on those subjects.
The six things I could never do without
Friends - Life is far too boring without them
Computer - Yeah, I'm a Nerd
Air Conditioning - Like you're going to argue...
Entertainment - Gotta have something to hold my interest
Car - I'm not walking all around the city
And maybe a nice MLT - Do you have to ask?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot of things. There's the short film I'm writing, the games I want to make, trying to finish memorizing the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby (still working on the third verse) and Never Gonna Give You Up, what my next Halloween costume is going to be, what new recipe I want to try next, and oh look something shiny...
On a typical Friday night I am
I love going to see new movies, but I haven't gotten to much of late. That's going to have to change because this spring and summer is going to be AMAZING!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've lost about 50 pounds over the last couple of years but still have a ways to go. My pics are from before and I doubt I'll post newer ones until I'm closer to my ideal weight. I'm currently dieting and working out with a lot of success.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you want someone who can make you laugh about things you've probably never even thought about.

...you want someone who will make you say "what?" and you're really not sure why you're laughing, and that just makes you laugh harder.

...you want to talk to someone who thinks about things differently than most people.

...you want to meet someone who you can feel comfortable with; someone who will jump right into a conversation like we've known each other forever.

Or...if you just want to say "Hi" or "You're an idiot" or "Scuzzlebutt". Random messages are my favorites. Surprise me!