Profile Addendum: I just want a girlfriend for the cutesy bullshit. I need nothing else.

I may as well be Raz from Psychonauts.

I'm pretty geeky... videogames, cartoons, all that fun stuff... BUT WAIT. I'm intellectually multidimensional... math and literature and... creativity and stuff. I know, I know... pretty hard to believe considering how vague and aloof this self-summary seems to be, but whatever, you're only reading this because you want to see if I'm fat or crazy or a bum. Nope, kinda, sometimes.

Trying my damndest to be awesome each and every day.

doing just that.

My arousing musk and Charles Atlas-like physique. Well alright, that was a bit of an exaggeration. I smell decent at best and am more old school Sean Connery (circa... whenever the hell Zardoz was filmed) than Charles Atlas.

My favorite books include A Confederacy of Dunces, Breakfast of Champions, and Catch-22. I also enjoy the writings of Thomas Wolfe and Irwin Shaw and am the only person I know who has read Atomsk so that makes me feel like I'm cool.

My favorite movies include Falling Down, The Big Lebowski, Taxi Driver, The Iron Giant, Brazil, Ratatouille, Visitor Q, Crying Fist, the Goonies, and Little Shop of Horrors. I'm kind of an animation (among other things) nerd.

I've been told I have shit taste in music because my collection's pretty much limited to classic rock, outlaw country, and transy pretentious bullshit. I just like wordier music I suppose.

As far as TV, there's Arrested Development, Fooly Cooly, Carnivale, Flapjack, Freaks and Geeks, All in the Family, and anything on Food Network featuring Alton Brown. I've got a thing for tween sitcoms because I admire the writing (I could explain to you the rationale but... no, too much of a rant for this little box...).

I like food a lot... maybe too much... maybe lines are often crossed in my kitchen... And yet, the bulk of my diet seems to be skim milk and yogurt.

salsa, beans, lettuce, cheese, sour cream, and a soft tortilla exterior.

Ideas for projects. Stories, novels, films... my mind wanders everywhere.

doing absolutely nothing of value.

Of all the zombified presidents, I'm quite possibly the least threatening.

You have any questions. I don't really think these little summaries suffice in painting an accurate portrait of anyone, so even if you don't think you're interested, or are just kind of curious, ask anything you like and I'll be sure to answer.