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Zombie_Raptors

27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'd describe myself as creative, introspective, easy-going, fun, low maintenance, a lover of animals and the outdoors. My friends would describe me as a pirate, a mystic, a gangster, and a vagabond. I'm also a swirling, tie-dyed vortex of contradictions, insecurities, and fears. I'm never satisfied and I won't stop!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to Greenpoint. I work for a well-known film distribution company.

Pursuing a life as a screenwriter and filmmaker. I also write short stories, poetry, and witty Facebook statuses. I'm usually trying to reconcile a few personal writing projects with my strong tendency to procrasturbate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, writing, bikes, movie things, whispering to dogs, eating food, cooking when it suits me (does guacamole count as cooking?), listening, sketching, staring off into space, growing a beard, practicing telepathy on dogs and little children, learning, shaving, loving, and making smoothies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
championship-quality facial hair (sometimes), not tall, and I sorta look like your next boyfriend. Smellin' good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nabakov, Kerouac, Burroughs, Stephen King, Bradbury, McCarthy, Kafka, Joyce, and others.

Kubrick, Coppola, Spielberg, Lynch, Baumbach, Cuaron, Van Sant, Von Trier, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Tarantino, Haneke, Polanski, Innaritu, Korine, Bergman, Malick, Godard, and Fellini.

Mad Men, The Wire, Castle, Curb your Enthusiasm, No Reservations, Veep, any Travel Channel show with Samantha Brown (so hot!), Game of Thrones, Workaholics, and most Discovery or National Geographic shows that try to explain theoretical disaster scenarios.

Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Neil Young, Patti Smith, Neutral Milk Hotel, Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Fleetwood Mac, The Misfits, Biggie, tupac, tribe called quest, wu tang, immortal technique, Velvet Underground, Pixies, Sufjan Stevens, etc etc etc etc

I eat everything. Or at least I'll try anything once. Mostly I enjoy Thai, Spanish of all varieties, Italian of all varieties, Vietnamese, Japanese, standard American goodness (burgers and BBQ), and all the rest.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sturdy pair of shoes, a bike, word processing apparatus, pocket knife, grapefruit juice, and fresh (h)air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Earth, the Oceans, the Infinite Universe, the number of atoms between us, life after death, what's for dinner, and other such imponderables.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in BIG trouble
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm totally nutsssssssssHUH? WHO SAID THAT?!

Lately I've been thinking that someone needs to kick the shit out of me...in like, a sexual way
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You're a free spirit with an open mind who wants to have some fun before the world falls apart

You have defenses against my pure animal magnetism because baby, I'm more than just a piece of meat alright?

You are WEIRD

Seriously, don't be a chicken