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27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'd describe myself as creative, introspective, easy-going, fun, low maintenance, a lover of animals and the outdoors. My friends would describe me as a pirate, a mystic, a gangster, and a vagabond. I'm also a swirling, tie-dyed vortex of contradictions, insecurities, and fears. I'm never satisfied and I won't stop!
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to Greenpoint. I work for a well-known film distribution company.

Pursuing a life as a screenwriter and filmmaker. I also write short stories, poetry, and witty Facebook statuses. I'm usually trying to reconcile a few personal writing projects with my strong tendency to procrasturbate.
I’m really good at
Reading, writing, bikes, movie things, whispering to dogs, eating food, cooking when it suits me (does guacamole count as cooking?), listening, sketching, staring off into space, growing a beard, practicing telepathy on dogs and little children, learning, shaving, loving, and making smoothies.
The first things people usually notice about me
championship-quality facial hair (sometimes), not tall, and I sorta look like your next boyfriend. Smellin' good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nabakov, Kerouac, Burroughs, Stephen King, Bradbury, McCarthy, Kafka, Joyce, and others.

Kubrick, Coppola, Spielberg, Lynch, Baumbach, Cuaron, Van Sant, Von Trier, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Tarantino, Haneke, Polanski, Innaritu, Korine, Bergman, Malick, Godard, and Fellini.

Mad Men, The Wire, Castle, Curb your Enthusiasm, No Reservations, Veep, any Travel Channel show with Samantha Brown (so hot!), Game of Thrones, Workaholics, and most Discovery or National Geographic shows that try to explain theoretical disaster scenarios.

Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Neil Young, Patti Smith, Neutral Milk Hotel, Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Fleetwood Mac, The Misfits, Biggie, tupac, tribe called quest, wu tang, immortal technique, Velvet Underground, Pixies, Sufjan Stevens, etc etc etc etc

I eat everything. Or at least I'll try anything once. Mostly I enjoy Thai, Spanish of all varieties, Italian of all varieties, Vietnamese, Japanese, standard American goodness (burgers and BBQ), and all the rest.
The six things I could never do without
A sturdy pair of shoes, a bike, word processing apparatus, pocket knife, grapefruit juice, and fresh (h)air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Earth, the Oceans, the Infinite Universe, the number of atoms between us, life after death, what's for dinner, and other such imponderables.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm totally nutsssssssssHUH? WHO SAID THAT?!

Lately I've been thinking that someone needs to kick the shit out of like, a sexual way
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're a free spirit with an open mind who wants to have some fun before the world falls apart

You have defenses against my pure animal magnetism because baby, I'm more than just a piece of meat alright?

You are WEIRD

Seriously, don't be a chicken