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Zombiesloveme
26 / M / gay / Available
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Undeclared
- Height
- 6' 1" (1.85m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am tall, jocular, and spiffy.
My Self-Summary
All of my dreams are about zombies. Like, really, All of
them.
he can do the entire Beyonce 'Single Ladies' dance because he's obsessed with her. . .and will probably make you do it with him. also, he's available. unless he's the worst GBFF ever and hasn't told me otherwise.
signed, Jake.
I cannot do the Single Ladies dance, just the wiggle and dip with outstretched leg part. So there.
I'm actually somewhat reserved when meeting new people, at least in my head. I won't approach a new person, but I will quickly either make them laugh or make them feel insulted, then laugh, should they be extroverted enough to approach me.
When I know a person, and they have a problem, or are scared to say something to someone, I am usually the one they go to- not because I know what exactly to say, but because I am definitely going to say whatever it is that needs saying. I really don't hold back.
he can do the entire Beyonce 'Single Ladies' dance because he's obsessed with her. . .and will probably make you do it with him. also, he's available. unless he's the worst GBFF ever and hasn't told me otherwise.
signed, Jake.
I cannot do the Single Ladies dance, just the wiggle and dip with outstretched leg part. So there.
I'm actually somewhat reserved when meeting new people, at least in my head. I won't approach a new person, but I will quickly either make them laugh or make them feel insulted, then laugh, should they be extroverted enough to approach me.
When I know a person, and they have a problem, or are scared to say something to someone, I am usually the one they go to- not because I know what exactly to say, but because I am definitely going to say whatever it is that needs saying. I really don't hold back.
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
Dealing with children. Sort of. I'm a social worker at a school,
and I adore it. Sometimes. Other times I am exhausted. I always
have stories to tell, though, so ask me- or don't, I'll wind up
telling you anyway.
I’m really good at
Dealing with children.
Laughing.
Reaching things on shelves.
Knowing relatively useless facts about animals, TV and movies, ANTM, etc.
Laughing.
Reaching things on shelves.
Knowing relatively useless facts about animals, TV and movies, ANTM, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a beanpole, apparently. My body type is that of Dean Venture.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
A) Anna to the infinite power;
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Jesus' Childhood Pal;
American
Gods; Strangers and Beggars;
Devil's
Cape
B) Wet Hot American Summer; Clue; Psycho Beach Party; Kung Fu Hustle, Hot Rod 80's cartoon movies
C) The Exit - 'Don't Push'; Garbage- '#1 Crush'; Frou Frou- 'Let Go'; The Supremes- 'My World Is Empty (Without You)'; Sia- 'Breathe Me', NIN- 'Closer'; and currently The Veronica's 'This is How it Feels'. Yeah, I know.
D) Shrimp; quiche; crab cakes; chocolate chip cookies; warm things
E) TV shows! Like Avatar, BtVS, The Daily Show, Venture Brothers, 30 Rock, Reno 911, Scrubs, etc.
B) Wet Hot American Summer; Clue; Psycho Beach Party; Kung Fu Hustle, Hot Rod 80's cartoon movies
C) The Exit - 'Don't Push'; Garbage- '#1 Crush'; Frou Frou- 'Let Go'; The Supremes- 'My World Is Empty (Without You)'; Sia- 'Breathe Me', NIN- 'Closer'; and currently The Veronica's 'This is How it Feels'. Yeah, I know.
D) Shrimp; quiche; crab cakes; chocolate chip cookies; warm things
E) TV shows! Like Avatar, BtVS, The Daily Show, Venture Brothers, 30 Rock, Reno 911, Scrubs, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Your mom. Or, laughter, love, and sappy shit like that. Oh, and the
internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Different books I want to write and movies I want to make- all the
time. A lot of the time. All the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping, honestly. I might be good for a two hour hang-out, but
I'm taking a nap, eating, reading, and then heading back to
bed.
Saturdays are better. :)
Saturdays are better. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
"I saw more than one woman's nipple tonight" is something I put
here when I started the okcupid account. Now I can say "I almost
saw my best friend's peach cobbler the other night." Why is it all
about the female anatomy in my business, I don't know.
You should message me if
You're one of my friends. I hate others. If others are you, I most
likely hate you.
Ok, fine, if you know who 'Dean Venture' is. And also if you don't smoke or do drugs beyond alcohol.
If you see kids in your future. And not simply running over them next Tuesday when they dart out into the street like tail-less squirrels. Damn tail-less squirrels, with their baseball caps and jean shorts and Ipods.
Ok, fine, if you know who 'Dean Venture' is. And also if you don't smoke or do drugs beyond alcohol.
If you see kids in your future. And not simply running over them next Tuesday when they dart out into the street like tail-less squirrels. Damn tail-less squirrels, with their baseball caps and jean shorts and Ipods.
