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Zombulator

28 / M / gay / Seeing someone

Santa Rosa, California

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 3" (1.90m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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Your Notes

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I am kind, nerdy, and wholesome.

My Self-Summary

Hey y'all this yo girl lil J and this lil girl right here ain't scurred of nobody. So if you have anything to say, you can say it to my motherfuckering face or you can se--or you can hit me up on my muthafuckin myspace! So if you have anything to say.... you can say it to.... me! 'Cause this little bitch right will will fuckin' kill 'yo ass nig-guh! And if you wanna bump let's go, 'cause I ain't scurred of yo muthafuckin' ass! All right bitch? LATER!

My boyfriend is aeroform

OooOOOOO PEANUT BUTTA!!!

(I love memes)

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What I’m doing with my life

Running with the shadows of the night. So baby, take my hand it'll be all right. Surrender all your dreams to me tonight, they'll come true in the end.

I’m really good at

Avoiding the rhythm, because it keeps trying to "get" me.

The first things people usually notice about me

You might think I'm crazy, to hang around with you.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

A.) A Wrinkle In Time, Charlotte's Web

(B) Labyrinth, Sailor Moon R: Promise Of The Rose, Return Of The Living Dead, Charlotte's Web (animated and live action.)

(C) Anything from the 80s, Cyndi Lauper, Duncan Shiek, Rick Astley, Rufus Wainwright, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Asher Roth

(D) Mexican and Chinese

Editors

The six things I could never do without

1.) Howard 2.) ZELL (My kitty baby belly) 3.) TV 4.) Nintendo DS 5.) Ecksbawks 360 6.) Teh internetz. 7.) Oh sonics ever since Shadow turned me into a man and gave you a vagina in your butthole I never felt so much closer to you.

Editors

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I'm hungry like a wolf.

On a typical Friday night I am

Six O'clock already?? I was just in the middle of a dream! I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream.

Also spending my time leveling up my characters in Disgaea DS. I will kill you one day, Prinny Baal. (May 21 2009: I gave up. I don't have the willpower to grind that much. I killed everyone else though.)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Joey, I'm not angry anymore.

You should message me if

If you need to do way instain mother who kill their babby because these babby cannot frigth back?