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Zomgitskk

30 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a girl and her puggle trying to survive in this crazy world.
People have a hard time pronouncing my name as it is un-American.
I'm super passionate about public service.
I love everything about DC and think the rent is worth it (except the crazy overpriced buildings, I'm looking at you Archstone).
I also proudly and blindly support most area sports (I'm not looking at you Kastles).
TERPS!
I'm happiest outdoors.
I own a shirt that says "Notorious R.B.G."
Brunch is the best meal/time of the week.
I don't like beards but I can't say no to a big bright smile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
litigating matters of the domestic relations variety,
riding my bicycle around town,
stand up paddleboarding,
boozin at the dog park,
usual stuff like travel, concerts, and yoga,
making delicious drinks, and
having a positive impact on my little brother.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
my job,
dusting myself off and trying again,
photo/facebook-bombing (okcupid-bombing? do ittt),
editing,
falling asleep while drooling on your shoulder, and
fantasy football.

Additionally, I'm excellent at setting people up and being a wing(wo)man. I come with references and success stories (Update!! ONE engagement!!!!!).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: farewell to arms, the great gatsby, to kill a mockingbird, 1984, death in venice, embarrassingly long list of "how to write" books for lawyers, I also read a lot of local newsblog things

movies: burnt by the sun, a time to kill, the other city, bridesmaids, lola versus, forgetting sarah marshall, i love you, man, our idiot brother

shows: HBO's Girls is the best thing in my life right meow, true detective, game of thrones, the league, true blood, mad men, the daily show, the newsroom, pardon the interruption, damages, it's always sunny, not top plays (oh JaVale McGee), orange is the new black

music: cut copy, the national, st. lucia, plushgun, marina and the diamonds, iron & wine, kid cudi, wild cub, new order, darwin deez, the big pink, rachael yamagata, pete yorn, yo la tengo, bloc party, chad valley, kaskade, the head & the heart, passion pit, krewella, bon iver, les miserables always gives me goosebumps, sleigh bells, steve aoki, lana del rey, anything that is/sounds like it's from the 80s, drive soundtrack, Johnny Cash, john mayers cover of XO, most recently --> soca!!!

food: kbbq, tacos, kimchi tacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) DASHington,
2) catchy songs,
3) laptop,
4) vacation,
5) Torrey Smith jersey (my absolute favorite person in this world),
6) cohi.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Its not ok, cupid.

Fine, fine - I like this story. My best friend's dad thought it would be clever to open a J-date account on her behalf (including communicating with nice Jewish boys via said account). I thought it would be clever to open a fake J-date account (or two) and communicate with my best friend's dad in a manner more progressive than he expected from nice Jewish boys.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you march to the beat of your own drum, you don't need anyone telling you what to do.

You want to talk sweet fantasy football line ups.

I strongly prefer that you are significantly taller than me.